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IT guy answers daughter's Facebook rant by shooting her laptop

Vid 'You can have a new one when you buy one'

10 Feb 12:13

'These working conditions are appalling, especially for Apple'

Quotw Plus: Your new project sounds exactly like TED

10 Feb 11:56

StreetView disappears Dutch office tower

Because it’s Friday…

9 Feb 23:00

Japan enlists foreign bloggers to revive tsunami-hit tourist biz

Will 10 gaijin really make a difference?

9 Feb 11:24

Indonesian train roof fare-dodgers given the brush off

Foul-smelling brooms purge carriages of surfing commuters

8 Feb 14:39

Google unleashes 'Solve for X' confabs to save the world

Boffins gathered for new TED-like talks

7 Feb 11:31

Steve Jobs sighted in Taiwan flogging Android tablets

Rumours of PlayBook Elvis discounted

3 Feb 17:29

US tweet deportation: Chilling behind-the-scenes photos

The shock truth of what really went down at LAX

3 Feb 16:19

'We're totally in LA pissing people off'

Quotw Plus 'The horror!'

3 Feb 10:01

Android users more likely to put out

Open like their app ecosystem...

2 Feb 11:45

Portland Jedi jailed for lightsabre rampage

Also banned from Toys R Us

1 Feb 17:19

Microsoft ad campaign savages Google over privacy

Updated 'We are not like them, and hey, why not try IE?'

1 Feb 17:04

Groupon's pants 'Weight Loss HOTPANTS' ad banned

Watchdog sweats over site's track record

1 Feb 13:18

Airbrushed Rachel Weisz gets watchdog hot under the collar

ASA snarls at L’Oreal's age-defying Photoshop treatment

1 Feb 12:42

The IEEE and the Electric Universe

A podium isn’t endorsement says Victoria chapter

31 Jan 22:00

Brit pair deported from US for 'destroy America' tweet

Also intended to disinter Marilyn Monroe, Homeland Security claims

30 Jan 13:43

Stab victim protected by Bulgarian airbag

Jub job saved Florida woman's life, doc reckons

27 Jan 12:27

'You will download your sneakers within 20 years. Yarr'

QuotW Plus: Fruity smugness - 'momentum is incredibly strong'

27 Jan 11:47

Nikon compact, only $AU100k

Deal too good to miss

26 Jan 21:45

Outside-the-box thinking literally can't be done inside a box, say profs

Trick cyclists in fridge-carton tomfoolishness

25 Jan 09:02

'Why would I make any more Star Wars movies?'

Quotw Plus 'I've worked with kids who will urinate in a bottle in their room'

20 Jan 11:42

The Register to publish other sites' blacked-out content in SOPA protest

Updated Vulture Central in selfless bid to save the internet

18 Jan 17:27

'My product is driPhone, not iPhone'

QotW Ballmer, Jobs dolls and Nuclear Annihilation

14 Jan 09:00

Footie club sacks striker for homophobic tweet

Own goal scored in jibe at gay rugby player

12 Jan 14:02

Profs call for harsh taxes on sweet carbonated beverages

California moves toward tapwater-only lifestyle

10 Jan 13:19

NASA halts 'naut flogging Apollo 13 notebook

Jim Lovell put emergency checklist up for auction

10 Jan 10:39

Google Maps takes scenic route

Take the long way home…

6 Jan 20:39

HSBC pinpoints branches with sub-atomic accuracy

Bank's 'find your nearest tentacle' accurate to 17 decimal places

6 Jan 14:18

'You have to worry about the management of Twitter'

Quotw From Wendi Deng fake to Phobos-Grunt's fiery fate

6 Jan 13:02

US 'space warplane' may be spying on Chinese spacelab

Is X-37B's secret mission watching Heavenly Palace?

6 Jan 11:25

Satnav mishap misery cure promised at confab

Govt will bang heads together to push latest maps to drivers

6 Jan 11:02

The next Steve Jobs is: Kanye West

Hip-hop star launches design institute stuffed with dope ... minds

6 Jan 06:03

Official: File-sharing is a religion... in Sweden

Cop a load of Kopimism

5 Jan 17:32

Boffins glue self-righting ROBO-VELOCIRAPTOR tail to car

Leaping lizards inspire super stable search bots

5 Jan 11:05

Anonymous hunts neo-Nazis with WikiLeaks-style site

Loads of alleged donors, right-wing players to send those pizzas to

4 Jan 12:23

Whale versus shark in KIWI DEATH MATCH!

This ain't 'Free Willy'

2 Jan 22:30

Next-generation materials for post-Christmas repairs: Reg investigates

Stuff of the Gods comes to aid tearful tots, hungover dads

31 Dec 11:00

Playboy model's complaints against HP chief Hurd laid bare by court

'Awkward' dinners, bank balance ATM boasts alleged

30 Dec 13:32

Reg April Fools 2006

Click here for your custom-built Reg

2 Apr 2008, 01:34

Reg April Fools 2007

Oh how we laughed

1 Apr 2008, 23:46

Reg April Fools '08

What merriment and mirth is this?

1 Apr 2008, 22:35

Microhoo! or YahSoft!? The! people! must! decide!

Reader poll Just put your exclamation mark in the box

14 Feb 2008, 13:08

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