Bootnotes
Man's car warns of AIR RAID OVER LONDON
Pic Reg reader narrowly escapes Kensington-Chiswick warzone
25 May 15:01
'Facebook ads are very boring and not very imaginative'
Quotw Plus: 'IT boys, hiss it through your teeth – Shut up, bitch!'
18 May 10:46
Pints under attack as Lord Howe demands metric-only UK
Weights and measures a 'uniquely confusing shambles'
16 May 13:03
Watchdog bites bar over 'offensive' Facebook ad
NSFW Stoke venue's man oysters leave ASA open-mouthed
16 May 11:45
US dope farmer in Walmart rattlesnake chomp shock
Mulch shopping trip ends in 'six bags of anti-venom'
15 May 16:34
'Call Corporate Of Apple and tell them to stop there persuit!!'
Quotw Plus: 'Google knew it needed a licence'
11 May 10:17
WH Smiths tills insist shop sells The Queen's Knickers only
It was a cockup by us NOT hackers, insists firm
8 May 07:58
German education minister accused of copying in class
Yet another Teutonic politico fingered for PhD plagiarism
4 May 16:45
Syrian secret police endorse male hair remover
'Most prisoners confessed within five minutes of the first application'
4 May 14:33
Engineer Doe thought people's private info 'might be useful'
Quotw Plus: 'Apple, please don't make stupid assumptions'
4 May 08:02
Nympho hauled to loon-cooler after serial bonkathon brutality
'I can't walk. Please help me', sobbed second victim
1 May 09:18
Bank dumps customers in 'irrigation ditch'
House repossessed? Please update your address details
30 Apr 11:16
iPhone 5 in ICE CREAM SANDWICH photo riddle
Pic Microsoft browser on Android, according to shock snap
27 Apr 18:07
Inside Turing: Computer boffinry to cuffing cups to radiators
Life celebrated at Bletchley as Reg reader crafts Android Enigma
27 Apr 12:01
'We're going to have a renaissance – let's do it'
Quotw Plus: 'We just want people to invent their own stuff'
27 Apr 08:34
Nokia's fontastic Pure wins 'design Oscar'
So THAT'S why Microsoft bedded the mobe-maker
26 Apr 07:01
Ted Nugent fined for failing to kill bear
Probably won't kill Obama either, Secret Service says
25 Apr 18:03
Internet's first 'Hall of Fame' REVEALED
Which net shlebs do you think made the red-carpet list?
25 Apr 10:18
DARPA overjoyed that its hypersonic glider came apart, blew up
REAL inventors and scientists cause explosions
23 Apr 15:33
'Searching staff emails would be time-consuming'
Quotw Plus: 'You got it all wrong, I LOVE Facebook and Apple'
20 Apr 10:02
Techie stages 'strip down' protest at TSA 'harassment'
Naked but unstressed man does 'something with internet'
18 Apr 18:21
Unemployed offered money to watch grass grow
Indolent 'Automatic Lawnmower Supervisor' sought
18 Apr 13:47
CAPITALISM without PROFITS - Welcome to the Instagram Era!
¡Bong! Let's put Fraud Laws on the scrapheap - where they belong
13 Apr 15:15
Printers SMASHED to bits in Office Space copycat revenge vid
Vid Volunteers queue to get own back on irksome tech
13 Apr 12:38
So what's the worst movie NEVER made?
Competition Reader pitches invited for imaginary cinematic outrages
13 Apr 11:41
'Selling your citizens to foreigner is not acceptable!'
QuotW Plus: 'This will be the most significant iPhone upgrade'
13 Apr 09:23
Vintage alien tech crash-lands in field
Reg reader in Staffordshire Nazca lines shocker
11 Apr 12:01
Facebook: 'Outrageous, wanton, reckless, callous, disgraceful, wilful'
QuotW Plus: 'Aah! My Eyes!' (new Visual Studio)
6 Apr 10:30
Sugar content now to be measured in Cadbury Creme Eggs
1 Coke = 2 choc-nugs packed with, well, whatever it is
30 Mar 15:30
TONIGHT, Let's ALL MAKE LOVE in SHOREDITCH
¡Bong! Waxing philosophical ... with morphine and Thai hired help
30 Mar 13:57
Vote now for the WORST movie EVER
Poll Cinematic roster of shame for your viewing displeasure
30 Mar 11:30
Microhoo! or YahSoft!? The! people! must! decide!
Reader poll Just put your exclamation mark in the box
14 Feb 2008, 13:08
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