Bootnotes
Yank objects to Reg cherry-popping headline
'Find another line of work, like as a Hooters waitress'
20 Nov 14:14
Vampires not good role models for Catholics, declares Vatican
Deplores use of 'extremes' to make a point
20 Nov 13:18
Amazon punters go mad for 'Laptop Steering Wheel Desk'
'A total lifesaver', enthuses satisfied customer
20 Nov 12:31
Taiwanese sex scammer's net double is NYC model
'Shocked' Richie Kul expresses dismay to El Reg
20 Nov 12:02
Will Ferrell is Hollywood's most over-rated overpaid star
Tops Forbes' list of fiscal shame
19 Nov 15:58
Downfall writer praises Hitler rant net meme
'I find those parodies tremendously amusing'
19 Nov 13:18
Wall-punching Brit gamer foams (milk) at the mouth
NSFW Didn't much like Modern Warfare 2, YouTube vid suggests
18 Nov 14:14
MS store staff in spontaneous electric boogie
Video Gobsmacked witness 'absolutely floored' by life-changing dance experience
18 Nov 10:13
Sarko caught short in Irish VIP footie box shocker
Green blog looks down on French prez
14 Nov 06:54
Spanish region teaches kids how to crack one off
'Pleasure is in your hands', suggests Extremadura
13 Nov 15:39
Michael Jackson planned 'robot duplicate' of himself
Dead megastar droid zombie blueprints offered for $1m
13 Nov 13:37
US judge rules quadriplegic can bear arms
Grants firearms permit to wheelchair-bound hunter
13 Nov 13:30
Dirty, dirty PCs: The X-rated picture guide
Ventblockers Horror beyond human imagination
13 Nov 11:00
Urinating Spaniard soaks Street View's Canaries
Public decency algorithm still taking the proverbial
11 Nov 16:03
Google backs enormous load of balls for Olympics
Architect Watch Speak your brain into the London sky
11 Nov 15:16
Docs press for probe into 'designer vaginas'
Warn over 'invasive and irrevocable' labiaplasty ops
11 Nov 12:04
Legless woman falls onto Boston train tracks
Narrowly avoids becoming literally legless, CCTV shows
10 Nov 14:21
Santa in Phones4U booze'n'fags logo 'shock'
Annoying phone co wishes customers a merry Pissmas
10 Nov 14:13
Kiwis slap 'vacant' sign on Paris Hilton
Celebutard's lawyers unimpressed by billboard campaign
10 Nov 12:35
Loud sex a human right, says loud sex woman
Appeals ASBO with 'involuntary vocalisation' defence
10 Nov 10:13
Cambridge Uni cheerleaders in naming FAIL
'Cougars' not old, not very foxy, sometimes not female
10 Nov 09:02
Baying mob turns on miniskirted Brazilian uni student
Abused by fellow students, then expelled
9 Nov 16:45
Microhoo! or YahSoft!? The! people! must! decide!
Reader poll Just put your exclamation mark in the box
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