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BOFH: Slab happy

Episode 15 The PFY needs to play his cards right

13 Nov 12:02

BOFH: The stupidity criticality

Episode 14 C no evil - OK, maybe just a bit

30 Oct 12:02

BOFH: Baitin' switch

Episode 13 The old ones are always the best

16 Oct 10:02

BOFH: Weapon of choice

Episode 12 Some day my prints will come

2 Oct 11:02

BOFH: Trussssst in me

Episode 11 Beancounters and bricks don't mix

11 Sep 11:02

BOFH: Hammer time!

Episode 10 All through the tower, not a creature was stirring...

24 Jul 11:02

BOFH: A spot of bother

Episode 9 The doggone call is yours

3 Jul 11:02

BOFH: Stick this

Episode 8 Extinguishing stupidity, one skull at a time

12 Jun 11:02

BOFH: Snout, meet trough

Episode 7 Dirty rotten swindling swine

29 May 11:02

BOFH: Spontaneous Legal Combustion

Episode 6 The truth? You can't handle the truth...

1 May 11:19

BOFH: Grand Theft Auto

Episode 5 The streets of London are paved with opportunity

17 Apr 11:00

BOFH: Defiling the profile

Episode 4 So... what are you wearing?

27 Mar 11:08

BOFH: Cable entanglements

Episode 3 Copper load of this

13 Mar 11:08

BOFH: Aspie no questions

Episode 2 The urge to destroy is creative

20 Feb 12:02

BOFH: A safe bet

Episode 1 Bet your ass they wish to proceed

23 Jan 12:02

BOFH: Blackmail and fine wine

Episode 40 That's how they Roll

12 Dec 13:04

BOFH: The Christmas party

Episode 39 Treasure hunting, BOFH-style

5 Dec 12:43

BOFH: The unwanted software compo

Episode 38 Anything for booze

21 Nov 11:52

BOFH: The paperless cafeteria

Episode 37 A movement builds

14 Nov 2008, 11:59

BOFH: Taking out a contract

Episode 36 Less is not actually Moore

7 Nov 2008, 12:21

BOFH: Radiating sincerity

Episode 35 Wheely bad things are afoot

31 Oct 2008, 12:02

BOFH: Fine detective work

Episode 34 The Boss applies his sleuth skills

24 Oct 2008, 10:57

BOFH: Unfriendly ghosts

Episode 33 The expense of defence

10 Oct 2008, 11:02

BOFH: The Mandelboat virus

Episode 32 A handy excuse

3 Oct 2008, 10:52

BOFH: Remote access malarkey

Episode 31 Don't mark yourself as a target

19 Sep 2008, 11:02

BOFH: Back in the saddle

Episode 30 Riding roughshod over the cowboys

12 Sep 2008, 11:10

BOFH: Lock and reload

Episode 29 Cheap at four times the price

5 Sep 2008, 11:02

BOFH: Burying the hatchet

Episode 28 In someone's back, naturally

15 Aug 2008, 10:51

BOFH: Smash + grab

Episode 27 RIP an awful lot of hardware

8 Aug 2008, 11:08

BOFH: Server room secret panels

Episode 26 This beancounter's asking too many questions...

1 Aug 2008, 11:02

BOFH: The PFY wants a reference

Episode 25 Immediately my suspicions are aroused...

18 Jul 2008, 11:02

BOFH: The admin gene

Episode 24 That mysterious gift

4 Jul 2008, 11:02

BOFH: The all-clicking, all-whirring Roboboss

Episode 23 Logic can be a wonderful thing

20 Jun 2008, 11:06

BOFH: Shafting the consultants over the new layout

Episode 22 Marking territory

13 Jun 2008, 10:55

BOFH: Dealing with engineers

Episode 21 Sometimes it takes a bit more effort

6 Jun 2008, 11:02

BOFH: Testing the obscenity filters

Episode 20 You can't say 'can't'

30 May 2008, 11:02

BOFH: The Batcave

Episode 19 We've got to win it first

23 May 2008, 11:02

BOFH: The PFY's comeuppance

Episode 18 He got a bit zap-happy

16 May 2008, 11:02

BOFH: Shiny new computer room

Episode 17 What's the catch?

9 May 2008, 11:02

BOFH: The Boss gets Grandpa Simpson syndrome

Episode 16 So he's an old computer buff, apparently

2 May 2008, 11:02

BOFH: PFY's mum pays a visit

Episode 15 You can choose your friends...

25 Apr 2008, 11:02

BOFH: Licensing model

Episode 14 I'd strongly recommend an upgrade to Platinum support

18 Apr 2008, 11:02

BOFH: Lift laughs

Episode 13 Someone's gonna pay for this...

11 Apr 2008, 12:20

BOFH: The London Underground vending machine conspiracy

Episode 12 No crisps for you

4 Apr 2008, 12:30

BOFH: Fun with automatic doors

Episode 11 If it can recognise the Boss...

28 Mar 2008, 12:13

BOFH: Impatience

Episode 10 The PFY goes nuclear

21 Mar 2008, 14:18

BOFH: On the brink

Episode 9 Every time a bell rings an SCO disk gets its wings

14 Mar 2008, 11:58

BOFH: The secret gentlemen's club

Episode 8 Never say never again

7 Mar 2008, 12:02

BOFH: Vampires!

Episode 7 And robots. We're being replaced by robots

29 Feb 2008, 12:02

BOFH: Insecurity complex

Episode 6 Been there, done that, got the bullet holes

22 Feb 2008, 12:02

BOFH: The Silence of the Servers

Episode 5 The servers are quiet for now, Clarice

15 Feb 2008, 12:02

BOFH: Carbon neutrality

Episode 4 This is what we think of carbon credits...

1 Feb 2008, 12:02

BOFH: What GPS is for

Episode 3 For having fun with the Boss, of course!

26 Jan 2008, 09:02

BOFH: Defusing the enthusiast

Episode 2 We don't need Linux's best-kept secret

18 Jan 2008, 12:02

BOFH 2007: Road trip

Park up

14 Jan 2008, 16:37

BOFH: Memory short circuit

Episode 1 And my password is... damn it

11 Jan 2008, 13:11

BOFH 2006: Complete and utter detox

Talkin' bout a resolution

2 Jan 2007, 16:30

BOFH 2005: All you can eat

36 courses of meaty goodness

2 Aug 2005, 14:23

BOFH 2004: The whole shooting match

That fun-filled year in full

27 Sep 2004, 11:29

BOFH 2003: Year Book

Fun for all the family

11 Feb 2004, 16:46

BOFH 2002: A Reader's Digest

Travelling Companion

27 Jan 2003, 22:25

2001: A BOFH Odyssey

BOFH Yearbook

11 May 2002, 11:57

BOFH 2K: The kit and caboodle

That was the year that was... in full

4 Jan 2001, 11:58

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