Odds and Sods
Authentic Navy rum: Yours for £600 a bottle
Last stocks of RN hard stuff offered to landlubbers
Bootnotes 29 Jul 11:50
Papal crackdown on bare-kneed tourists sparks hypocrisy claims
Rubbish - priests always cover their knees
Bootnotes 29 Jul 11:06
Watchdog rules on Hull Daily Mail 'porncoder' exposé
Mild wrist slap for smut website scandalmongery
Bootnotes 28 Jul 10:10
Emmerdale shoves jam rags in innocent kiddies' faces
Traumatised mums recount ITV soap outrage
Bootnotes 27 Jul 15:00
Brigitte Bardot demands flying donkey action
Kremlin cops an earful over airborne ass
Bootnotes 27 Jul 10:48
Serpent imprisons rattled Yorkshire family
Confined to conservatory by toad-murdering adder
Bootnotes 27 Jul 10:26
3D films fall flat
Audiences abandon 'a waste of a perfectly good dimension'
Entertainment 26 Jul 11:55
NHS spunks £7.5k on porn room
Fertility clinic bins jazz mags for hi-tech smutmongery
Bootnotes 26 Jul 09:48
Possibly the world's most pointless review
The Sumo Lounge Sway Couple Beanbag Chair
reghardware 23 Jul 12:02
Malaysia bans 'satanic' Man Utd kit
Your mother sucks Barca and Brazil shirts in hell, also
Bootnotes 22 Jul 14:53
Hitachi hides Magic Wand vibrator under a bushel
Comment Floats like a butterfly, sounds like a lawnmower
Bootnotes 22 Jul 10:30
Airline ejects passenger for being hungry
United makes meal of flight security
Odds and Sods 22 Jul 04:44
Oakland green lights 'industrial' marijuana cultivation
'Silicon Valley' of dope for medical use
Bootnotes 21 Jul 10:02
'Howling lesbian gangs' greet jailed Lindsay Lohan
'Terrifying' first night for bespeckled thespiatrix
Bootnotes 21 Jul 09:36
Cops taser Somerset chap's nether regions
Accidental discharge narrowly misses Beemer owner's 'nads
Bootnotes 21 Jul 08:50
Russians quizzed over parasailing donkey
Asinine aerial stunt ends in police probe
Bootnotes 20 Jul 10:48
Extraterrestrials strafe Bosnian with meteorites
'I have no doubt I am being targeted by aliens'
Bootnotes 20 Jul 09:01
Reg reader tweaks Jobs with Judasphone.com
Ms Annbel Tenna makes light of death grip
Odds and Sods 20 Jul 04:27
Steve Jobs morphs into Darth Vader
Vid Lightsabre resolves Judas Phone antenna issue
Bootnotes 19 Jul 11:08
New Jersey car prang woman blames carjacking
Oh alright then - I was having sex when I hit the tree
Bootnotes 16 Jul 14:10
Street View's Wayne and Garth: The most excellent truth
El Reg names spandex-clad Plymouth lads
Bootnotes 16 Jul 11:23
Cal Pol: Turn Jacko's ranch into state park
The got to be there tourist attraction
Bootnotes 15 Jul 13:36
FBI hunt gun-waving, skateboarding bank robber
Feds ramp up search after thief's quick rollaway
Bootnotes 15 Jul 10:28
Sepp Blatter dubbed 'Bellend' by SA gov website
Copywriter to get red card for bio foul-up?
Bootnotes 14 Jul 15:21
Yorks cops charge Segway rider under 1835 road law
He didn't even have a man carrying a red flag
Bootnotes 13 Jul 10:50
Gulf spill to annihilate all earthlings, says seer
Mass extinction all Blighty's fault
Odds and Sods 12 Jul 23:44
