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Odds and Sods

Sh*t the bed, it's Comment of the Week

CoTFW Or feel free to read a storage story instead

Bootnotes 27 Nov 15:33

'Alienated' gamer sues WoW for ruining life

Industro-pop muso subpoenaed in terribly sad case

Bootnotes 27 Nov 12:44

Green politician says oral sex is part of being Swedish

Free speech comes naturally here

Bootnotes 27 Nov 12:31

BOFH: Made of win

Episode 16 Pushing the gold envelope

BOFH 27 Nov 12:02

McNealy's inflatable 'blimp' pleasure-dome angers neighbours

'Muffled slapshots' echo across leafy valley

Bootnotes 26 Nov 16:25

Police smoke out 300-pound frozen turkey thief

Homeless giant repaid hospitality with fridge invasion

Bootnotes 26 Nov 14:36

Microsoft enlists faceless girl band as face of Windows 7

Leather-clad Sugababes shove OS through revolving door

Bootnotes 26 Nov 10:13

Reg readers reveal their holiday toilet texting plans

Beats staring at the walls

Bootnotes 25 Nov 18:00

Cathay Pacific clobbered by kaput khazis

Engineers 'looking into' clogged Airbus crappers

Bootnotes 25 Nov 13:32

Apple tops Google as UK 'Thought Leader'

Tories top thinkers too

Odds and Sods 25 Nov 07:02

Dragon Age: Origins game in gay sex scene shock

Help me become somebody's elf*

Bootnotes 24 Nov 16:31

Hard drives cop flak from .50 cal incendiary round

Shooting up a server? Pah, that's nothing...

Bootnotes 24 Nov 11:20

Record company exec cuffed for failure to twitter

Refused to virtually disperse Justin Bieber mall mob

Bootnotes 24 Nov 09:37

Savage roo mauls Oz man

What's that Skippy? You're trying to drown my dog?

Bootnotes 23 Nov 14:52

Erotica 09: Bit limp, but crowds still up for it

NSFW I'll have what she's having

Bootnotes 23 Nov 14:33

eBay stamps on Mussolini's brain

Pulls Il Duce body bits auction

Bootnotes 23 Nov 09:30

Blogger outs back-end Google tech

'Super elastic, soft, smooth. Highly absorbent, for you always!'

Odds and Sods 21 Nov 00:26

Yank objects to Reg cherry-popping headline

'Find another line of work, like as a Hooters waitress'

Bootnotes 20 Nov 14:14

Vampires not good role models for Catholics, declares Vatican

Deplores use of 'extremes' to make a point

Bootnotes 20 Nov 13:18

Amazon punters go mad for 'Laptop Steering Wheel Desk'

'A total lifesaver', enthuses satisfied customer

Bootnotes 20 Nov 12:31

Taiwanese sex scammer's net double is NYC model

'Shocked' Richie Kul expresses dismay to El Reg

Bootnotes 20 Nov 12:02

Write haiku, win home server

What's needed to win
Microsoft and Intel schwag?
Creativity

Odds and Sods 19 Nov 21:37

Will Ferrell is Hollywood's most over-rated overpaid star

Tops Forbes' list of fiscal shame

Entertainment 19 Nov 15:58

Santa menaced by sex offender postie

US Postal Service grinches Christmas

Bootnotes 19 Nov 15:28

Downfall writer praises Hitler rant net meme

'I find those parodies tremendously amusing'

Bootnotes 19 Nov 13:18

Arkansas cop tasers 10-year-old girl

Mother backs electric justice for unruly child

Bootnotes 19 Nov 10:26

Egyptian telecom counts cost of football riot

Police brace for trouble after World Cup grudge match

Odds and Sods 18 Nov 22:38

US data firm blows s**t out of server

Hail of lead does for innocent box

Bootnotes 18 Nov 16:02

Wall-punching Brit gamer foams (milk) at the mouth

NSFW Didn't much like Modern Warfare 2, YouTube vid suggests

Bootnotes 18 Nov 14:14

MS store staff in spontaneous electric boogie

Video Gobsmacked witness 'absolutely floored' by life-changing dance experience

Bootnotes 18 Nov 10:13

BeautifulPeople shun hairy Reg hack

Just not beautiful enough for Aryan online club

Bootnotes 17 Nov 11:45

Oxford American Dictionary dubs 'unfriend' Word of the Year

Facebook craze sacks 'teabaggers'

Odds and Sods 17 Nov 07:02

Reg hack beats 'Belle de Jour' sex rap

Orlowski free of blogging stigma

Bootnotes 16 Nov 14:45

Edward Woodward dies at 79

RIP, The Equalizer

Entertainment 16 Nov 13:20

Cheerleaders in danger from cheerleading

Stunts increase the risk of flashing injury

Bootnotes 16 Nov 12:48

French woman marries dead fiancé

Becomes wife and widow, simultaneously

Bootnotes 16 Nov 12:31

Intel Israel rolls out the barbed wire

Fending off protests

Bootnotes 16 Nov 12:10

Moribund Mexican litters Street View

Spymobile captures sobering slice of real life

Bootnotes 16 Nov 11:17

Taiwanese online hunk lures 20 women into bed

With his dad, who turns out to be him

Bootnotes 16 Nov 10:41

Sarko caught short in Irish VIP footie box shocker

Green blog looks down on French prez

Bootnotes 14 Nov 06:54

To horse! It's Comment of the Week

CoTW I preferred the 'Dungeon' theme but whatever

Bootnotes 13 Nov 16:02

Spanish region teaches kids how to crack one off

'Pleasure is in your hands', suggests Extremadura

Bootnotes 13 Nov 15:39

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