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Authentic Navy rum: Yours for £600 a bottle

Last stocks of RN hard stuff offered to landlubbers

Bootnotes 29 Jul 11:50

Papal crackdown on bare-kneed tourists sparks hypocrisy claims

Rubbish - priests always cover their knees

Bootnotes 29 Jul 11:06

Churchill's dentures go under the hammer

War-winning gnashers

Bootnotes 29 Jul 08:16

Brits trump Ruskies with flying horse

Parasailing donkey? Pah

Bootnotes 28 Jul 10:25

Watchdog rules on Hull Daily Mail 'porncoder' exposé

Mild wrist slap for smut website scandalmongery

Bootnotes 28 Jul 10:10

Emmerdale shoves jam rags in innocent kiddies' faces

Traumatised mums recount ITV soap outrage

Bootnotes 27 Jul 15:00

Limbo

Left in the shade

reghardware 27 Jul 12:54

Brigitte Bardot demands flying donkey action

Kremlin cops an earful over airborne ass

Bootnotes 27 Jul 10:48

Serpent imprisons rattled Yorkshire family

Confined to conservatory by toad-murdering adder

Bootnotes 27 Jul 10:26

3D films fall flat

Audiences abandon 'a waste of a perfectly good dimension'

Entertainment 26 Jul 11:55

NHS spunks £7.5k on porn room

Fertility clinic bins jazz mags for hi-tech smutmongery

Bootnotes 26 Jul 09:48

Her Maj gets Flickred up

Gawd bless yer Ma'am 2.0

Bootnotes 26 Jul 09:21

Lord Peter views the logfile

Stob Top hole, Bunter

Verity Stob 26 Jul 09:02

Judas Phone: more Photoshop tomfoolery

How many fingers does a guy need?

reghardware 23 Jul 18:35

Forget the Jesus Phone, here's the Rude Phone

NSFW A grubby little handset

reghardware 23 Jul 14:57

The Sun saves parasailing donkey's ass

Flying days over, red top assures

Bootnotes 23 Jul 12:30

Possibly the world's most pointless review

The Sumo Lounge Sway Couple Beanbag Chair

reghardware 23 Jul 12:02

Malaysia bans 'satanic' Man Utd kit

Your mother sucks Barca and Brazil shirts in hell, also

Bootnotes 22 Jul 14:53

What's the difference between an iPod and an iPood?

One letter, says Apple

reghardware 22 Jul 11:21

Hitachi hides Magic Wand vibrator under a bushel

Comment Floats like a butterfly, sounds like a lawnmower

Bootnotes 22 Jul 10:30

Airline ejects passenger for being hungry

United makes meal of flight security

Odds and Sods 22 Jul 04:44

Cross-dresser shags mutt at historic castle

Hot heritage dry moating action

Bootnotes 21 Jul 15:39

HEY ARSEHOLE: STOP SENDING ME ANGRY EMAILS

Help for the tone deaf

reghardware 21 Jul 14:01

Oakland green lights 'industrial' marijuana cultivation

'Silicon Valley' of dope for medical use

Bootnotes 21 Jul 10:02

'Howling lesbian gangs' greet jailed Lindsay Lohan

'Terrifying' first night for bespeckled thespiatrix

Bootnotes 21 Jul 09:36

Cops taser Somerset chap's nether regions

Accidental discharge narrowly misses Beemer owner's 'nads

Bootnotes 21 Jul 08:50

Russians quizzed over parasailing donkey

Asinine aerial stunt ends in police probe

Bootnotes 20 Jul 10:48

Extraterrestrials strafe Bosnian with meteorites

'I have no doubt I am being targeted by aliens'

Bootnotes 20 Jul 09:01

Reg reader tweaks Jobs with Judasphone.com

Ms Annbel Tenna makes light of death grip

Odds and Sods 20 Jul 04:27

Steve Jobs morphs into Darth Vader

Vid Lightsabre resolves Judas Phone antenna issue

Bootnotes 19 Jul 11:08

Xmas kicks off on 2 August

Selfridges heads towards year-long Yule

Bootnotes 19 Jul 10:20

New Jersey car prang woman blames carjacking

Oh alright then - I was having sex when I hit the tree

Bootnotes 16 Jul 14:10

Street View's Wayne and Garth: The most excellent truth

El Reg names spandex-clad Plymouth lads

Bootnotes 16 Jul 11:23

BOFH: Little ups and downs

Episode 8 Your hate is lifting me higher

BOFH 16 Jul 10:58

French website surrenders on Bastille Day

Citizens crash official new portal

Bootnotes 16 Jul 08:55

Cal Pol: Turn Jacko's ranch into state park

The got to be there tourist attraction

Bootnotes 15 Jul 13:36

FBI hunt gun-waving, skateboarding bank robber

Feds ramp up search after thief's quick rollaway

Bootnotes 15 Jul 10:28

Sepp Blatter dubbed 'Bellend' by SA gov website

Copywriter to get red card for bio foul-up?

Bootnotes 14 Jul 15:21

Yorks cops charge Segway rider under 1835 road law

He didn't even have a man carrying a red flag

Bootnotes 13 Jul 10:50

Gulf spill to annihilate all earthlings, says seer

Mass extinction all Blighty's fault

Odds and Sods 12 Jul 23:44

'Holland wins World Cup' declares CBSNews

OWWWNGOOOAAALLLL...

Bootnotes 12 Jul 11:34

Cotswold police stage panty ID parade

Anything you say will be taken down...

Bootnotes 12 Jul 10:48

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