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Odds and Sods

RIP tennis gal's DD jubs

Simona Halep goes under the knife

Bootnotes 10 Jul 16:57

Mel Gibson to put hand up Jodie Foster's Beaver

Movie project delights El Reg headline bureau

Bootnotes 10 Jul 13:00

Connecticut man misses dental appointment

Turns up at clinic five days late, naked, but with 'a good tan'

Bootnotes 10 Jul 12:12

iPod fingered in car inferno

Saab torched, Apple roasted

Bootnotes 10 Jul 11:08

Whining serial commentard bemoans Reg bullying

'Do not harrass me online'

Bootnotes 10 Jul 10:17

Steve Jobs snubs LSD daddy

What a long, cheap trip it's been

Odds and Sods 10 Jul 01:08

Russian snatches world's strongest 'intimate muscles' crown

NSFW As well as having 14kg glass balls

Bootnotes 9 Jul 12:27

A woman spends 287 days choosing what to wear

Although it feels like longer

Bootnotes 9 Jul 10:52

Vulture Central unleashes RegPad™

Redefining the web-surf Linux tablet paradigm

Bootnotes 8 Jul 14:58

Too thick to boil an egg? Buy 'em preboiled

And shelled, naturally

Bootnotes 7 Jul 14:32

Michael Jackson manifests in California tree stump

'He meant more to us than Jesus'

Bootnotes 7 Jul 08:54

NZ lad punts nude mum snaps on net

NSFW Trade Me unimpressed by parental display

Bootnotes 6 Jul 11:21

Reg reader tickled by Acer's Easy Lai

Shanghai operative promises full compliance

Bootnotes 6 Jul 10:16

BOFH: A spot of bother

Episode 9 The doggone call is yours

BOFH 3 Jul 11:02

Russians demand flying cars and telepathy

Reader poll What’s on your 21st century wishlist?

Bootnotes 3 Jul 10:59

Royal Society of Chemistry hunts Janet Leigh

Psycho shower lookalike wanted for water-conservation vid

Bootnotes 3 Jul 10:33

Hollywood prepares to battle Asteroids

Plotless classic Atari game heads for the big screen

Entertainment 3 Jul 10:01

Mrs Slocombe's pussy vanishes from Twitter

Naughty memorial hashtag kiboshed

Bootnotes 2 Jul 14:59

Satanic blob beast menaces North Carolina

Sewercam vid captures pulsating subterranean horror

Bootnotes 2 Jul 14:31

Air NZ rolls out naked safety vid

Bare air derrieres

Bootnotes 2 Jul 10:31

Petrol station robbers cuffed after running out of petrol

Pennsylvania pair in major criminal fail

Bootnotes 2 Jul 09:48

Russian's Bulgarian airbags burst mid-flight

Airborne storm in an F-cup

Bootnotes 2 Jul 09:21

Glasgow unbans Life of Brian

So, what has the council ever done for us?

Entertainment 1 Jul 12:19

Kingdom of Sweden dragged into Reg smut-basket

FoTW 'Ignorant and rude'

Bootnotes 1 Jul 11:55

Dutch clotheshorse menaces plastic surgeon

WSA 'Blonde with Class' cuffed for 'vicious' nip-and-tuck objection

Bootnotes 30 Jun 15:55

Bloke uses nail clippers to go roundhead

DIY circumcision ends in hospital

Bootnotes 30 Jun 09:44

An American Werewolf returns to London

Chilling news points to rehash

Entertainment 30 Jun 09:00

Humberside koi carp rustlers trawl Google Earth

Ponds targeted from space, police believe

Bootnotes 29 Jun 10:30

Man+dog plunged into 'faecal lagoon'

Totally crap Swedish sh*t pit ordeal

Bootnotes 26 Jun 15:38

Buzz Aldrin gets down with Snoop Dogg

Rapping Moon geezer in charity Rocket Experience

Bootnotes 25 Jun 11:18

Opiate-crazed wallabies create crop circles

Tasmanian marsupial poppyheads

Bootnotes 25 Jun 10:00

Kate Moss kills Kills cuts

WSA Song-filled laptop goes for supermodel-assisted swim

Entertainment 24 Jun 14:47

CGI Thunderbirds sadly not go

ITV disses Gerry Anderson remake plea

Entertainment 24 Jun 13:35

German old timers torture financial adviser

Kidnap pensioners a bit hacked off about $4m lost savings

Bootnotes 24 Jun 11:19

Spanish court in favour of topless celebs

NSFW Jubsout photographic exposés 'legitimate news'

Bootnotes 24 Jun 10:31

Paris Hilton in Dubai hotel spycam shocker

'Secret recording device' rattles bafflingly famous reason-vacuum

Bootnotes 24 Jun 09:17

Transformers helmsman demolishes English language

Pearl Harbor sucked... and so does your grammar

Entertainment 23 Jun 13:47

Street View projects Woolworths through temporal portal

Sic transit gloria Woolies

Bootnotes 23 Jun 13:02

11 Time Lords plan charity shindig

Doctor Who special to unite every incarnation

Entertainment 23 Jun 09:19

Kodak retiring iconic Kodachrome film

Joins smoke signals, hammer and chisel

Odds and Sods 22 Jun 18:19

Please don't eat your horse, EU asks owners

Sign equine pledge or face jail

Bootnotes 22 Jun 15:50

Blade Runner house yours for $15m

Frank Lloyd Wright classic seeks loving owner

Bootnotes 22 Jun 14:53

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