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Reg hack celebrates happy event

Vulture Central welcomes new asinine arrival

Bootnotes 8 Sep 13:38

Think tank rages at NHS' £700 bill for fertility clinic porn

Sperm donation no excuse for viewing smut

Bootnotes 8 Sep 13:14

MS prices up Xbox 360 Kinect console combo

250GB bundle

reghardware 8 Sep 10:24

Sarko hit by 'asshole' Googlebomb

Oh merde

Bootnotes 7 Sep 14:40

Oz pedestrians fall to 'Death by iPod'

'Lambs to the slaughter'

Bootnotes 7 Sep 13:54

Happiness: Yours for £50k a year

Optimum income for joie de vivre

Bootnotes 7 Sep 07:45

Drummers: Looking for a throbbing BumChum?

Click here for hot ass action

Bootnotes 6 Sep 14:26

Sonic Screwdriver controller coming to Wii

More fun than a Stattenheim Remote Control?

reghardware 6 Sep 13:50

Judge Dredd returns to the silver screen

'Futuristic neo-noir' action flick promised

Entertainment 6 Sep 10:41

German kiddies punted porn-projecting pens

Commies unleash filth on primary school innocents

Bootnotes 6 Sep 10:28

Oz school in homosexual kookaburra rumpus

Gay Fun your life must be...

Entertainment 3 Sep 17:05

Joy Division designer tackles England footie strip

'I've lost the ball again...'

Bootnotes 3 Sep 15:24

Superhuman Chinese monk does a bunk

Celeb Taoist conman on the run

Bootnotes 3 Sep 10:51

Texan cooks up deep-fried Guinness

Beer in pretzel dough. Tasty

Bootnotes 1 Sep 12:52

Nandos 'village bike' ad not sexist, rules ASA

Just ask nicely in a Portuguese accent

Bootnotes 1 Sep 10:51

NZ woman pays motorised tribute to A RYAN 1

Ex-boyf numberplate a white right sight

Bootnotes 1 Sep 09:23

German judge chides Google over YouTube freeloading

Teutonic songwriters' case kicks off

Entertainment 31 Aug 15:46

IT engineer fights spider with improvised flamethrower

Can of deodorant + lighter = hospital

Bootnotes 31 Aug 15:25

Lady vicar tells Anglicans to learn from Black Sabbath

Jesus is metal

Bootnotes 31 Aug 13:56

OED goes the way of all flesh paper

Internet does for weighty print version?

Bootnotes 31 Aug 10:28

British Airways sorry for 'landing on water' nonsense

Faux emergency breeds 'undue stress'

Bootnotes 27 Aug 19:16

Twitpic pulls 50 Cent bum burger snap

NSFW Kim Kardashian's juicy buns? Not on here, mate

Bootnotes 27 Aug 13:15

Mail on Sunday inadvertently bolsters annual smutfest

Concept of 'bad publicity' takes another spanking

Bootnotes 27 Aug 10:26

Sumo scandal gets iPad relief

'Too fat to text' no longer excuse

Bootnotes 26 Aug 21:07

Microsoft gets Speedos in a twist over half-naked 'Meter Maids'

TechEd Oz targets women in IT - and bikinis

Bootnotes 26 Aug 15:26

Drunken employee pops cap in server

$100k box versus .45 calibre round

Bootnotes 26 Aug 15:00

Internet, China and Russia destroying US, rock and roll

How did Nicks and Mellencamp get so paranoid?

Bootnotes 26 Aug 12:43

Thai mobe outfit warns of deadly roaming charges

Deactivate voicemail, or suffer the consequences

Bootnotes 26 Aug 12:41

Iron-on armpit BO stench-filters 'ideal for modern lifestyle'

'Teabag' pong-busters derived from military gasmasks

Bootnotes 26 Aug 09:35

BBC adopts El Reg units

Vulture Central to send Auntie Olympic-sized invoice

Bootnotes 25 Aug 14:45

Paris Hilton tweets armed intruder drama

'Knifes' scare ends in therapeutic facial

Bootnotes 25 Aug 09:25

Stockholm schoolgirls fined for bugging staff room

Clandestine op's cover blown on Facebook

Bootnotes 25 Aug 09:04

Inmate-frying microwave pain blaster turret installed in US jail

'They just go "Yow",' enthuses raygun sheriff

Bootnotes 24 Aug 11:02

Ball player gets Beaver ban after drunken naked tasering

Nude trespassing was 'icing on the cake'

Bootnotes 24 Aug 10:55

LucasFilm sets lawyers on Jedi nameswipers

Your favourite quote adapted for the occasion goes here

Bootnotes 24 Aug 10:00

Microsoft Windows glider crashes

Insert flying OS luser gag here

Bootnotes 24 Aug 09:54

Scottish skies clear of giant vulture menace

Gandalf recaptured with 'big duvet'

Bootnotes 23 Aug 15:10

Once-in-a-lifetime gag tops Fringe quip list

Tim Vine secures best joke crown

Bootnotes 23 Aug 13:16

Black helicopters circle 'Welsh Roswell'

Eyewitness dismisses MoD cover-up

Bootnotes 23 Aug 11:30

Sons of Kahn: The Apocrypha

Stob Delphi in a Discotheque

Verity Stob 23 Aug 10:07

Google Street View captures miracle Heisenloo

Cover one eye, stand on one leg

Bootnotes 20 Aug 15:10

Google co-founders to be immortalised on silver screen

Adam Sandler and Tom Cruise to play leading roles, perhaps?

Bootnotes 20 Aug 13:00

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