Fire a laser, make an air tube, do stuff. Simple, innit?
Say it with us: I'm King of the Landfill-ill-ill-ill
And a biscuit, and one of those portable phones. Mm, lovely
'Prevent people that are passing by to hook up to your network', pleads plod
Radio professor tells us how wireless will get faster in the real world
GSM now stands for Grave-Seeking-Mobile network
And that's before it started inducing moodswings for science
It's almost as though pr0n was actually rather popular
Bigger, harder trouser bulges foretold for fanbois
It might just be a global conspiracy to lobotomise YOUR home router
WhatsApp with this plan? Facebook's $19b cash dangle, perhaps?
Claims 50 per cent download boost
New beams will leave 9,000 premises beaming
Chinese folk let fingers do the browsing
Wants its customer's customers' customers
An ideal product if you believe the Earth is flat
Also changes name from CAIDA to CAIDA, just to confuse things
Zero, not infinity, is the Magic Number customers want
Video Exec finds stream speed climbs when smuggled out
Free-content ad network morphs into online market
First-generation iPhone and feature phone users, your time is up
Just hook us up to more 10Gbps ports, backbone biz yells in tit-for-tat spat
Used up creativity building the software, hopefully...
Elop explains new, lighter strategy (sort of)
Volume discounts back on table, VDSL should be required
And Navi Pillay calls for Snowden to be protected
Bill passed. Now there's just niggling to sort out
'We are building an operating system for human activity'
Nitero's silicon beats off rivals' packages, but oh look – here comes Qualcomm
FreedomPop touts 'free' calls, texts and data
El Reg in quantum news experiment
Ad giant axes hated policy on identities
Deadline for comments on net neutrality shake-up extended to Friday
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