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VMware plans courseware on smartmobes for Asian sysadmins

Take note Microsoft: when PCs and bandwidth are scarce, services on mobes win
Simon Sharwood, 04 Sep 03:05

Redmond's certification chief explains death of MCM and MCA

High-end cert program 'just hasn't gained the traction we hoped for'
Simon Sharwood, 02 Sep 06:35

Microsoft cans three 'pinnacle' certifications, sparking user fury

Friday afternoon email 'retires' Microsoft Certified Master and Microsoft Certified Architect
Simon Sharwood, 31 Aug 21:26

Ex-Windows chief Sinofsky flogs brains to Valley startups

Hi, I'm Steven. I'm new here... so don't put me in a Box... oh hang on
Gavin Clarke, 30 Aug 16:23

Met Police spaffs £250m keeping 'ineffective' IT systems running - report

London Assembly gives plods' pisspoor tech dept a kicking
Gareth Corfield, 30 Aug 13:07

Women in IT: ‘If you want to be taken seriously, dress like a man’

Comment Our troubleshooting engineer on beating the boys at their own game

Wait, don't ditch that IT career just yet: UK vacancies hit 5-year high

Dust off those SQL, C# and C skills, consider not living in the north east
Jasper Hamill, 21 Aug 07:02

Japan's unwanted IT workers dumped in 'forcing-out rooms'

Firms bore unwanted workers into bailing
Phil Muncaster, 21 Aug 06:44

It's now or never for old sysadmins to learn new tricks

Sysadmin blog Watch out for your jobs, says Trevor Pott
Trevor Pott, 09 Aug 10:19

IT gear manufacturers trim payrolls in July

But telcos, hosters, and system designers add a lot more workers

Russian Zuckerberg to Snowden: 'Come work for книга лиц  VKontakte'

NSA leaker gets job offer from top Slavic social site
Neil McAllister, 01 Aug 23:17

Apple FINGERED our personal packages every day, claim shop staff

Hired fanbois demand thousands of dollars in sueball
Jasper Hamill, 31 Jul 12:28
The Register breaking news

Oi, jobless yoofs: Upload a witty video bio if you wanna find work

Cringeworthy YouTube self-puffery is the new curriculum vitae, says charidee
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US workforce expands as more job seekers seek jobs

Overall unemployment stuck, but IT cutting more paychecks
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Big Blue storage supremo Andy Monshaw quits IBM

Exclusive PureFlex boss in mystery departure
Chris Mellor, 04 Jul 16:30

Opinion

Asimo

I, for one, welcome our robotic communist jobless future

Comment Everything will be so cheap, you won't NEED a job
Photo by Heather Sorenson / sxc.hu

Women in IT: ‘If you want to be taken seriously, dress like a man’

Comment Our troubleshooting engineer on beating the boys at their own game

It's now or never for old sysadmins to learn new tricks

Sysadmin blog Watch out for your jobs, says Trevor Pott
Trevor Pott, 09 Aug 10:19
The Playmobil bank set, complete with armed robber

How City IT is under attack from politicians, diesel bugs, HR

Comment Oh, and the stock exchange could blow any moment....
Dominic Connor, 27 Jun 11:04

News

A short, sharp tool kit to get you to the top in financial IT

Battling the bullshit artists biz analysts with a Black Swan
Dominic Connor, 02 Jul 13:02

How City IT is under attack from politicians, diesel bugs, HR

Comment Oh, and the stock exchange could blow any moment....
Dominic Connor, 27 Jun 11:04

CSIRO seeks seagoing sysadmin

A life on the ocean wave
Richard Chirgwin, 25 Jun 00:04

Opportunity knocks? Four jobs for your perusal

Promo Banish those Monday morning blues
David Gordon, 24 Jun 11:11

FIVE DAY tech job interviews on trial at Oz telco Telstra

What are your weaknesses? Think hard: you've got all day to reply
Simon Sharwood, 21 Jun 03:31

IT mercenaries and buy-to-let landlords are my HEROES - here's why

Comment Rent more because high home ownership means high unemployment
Tim Worstall, 19 Jun 11:04

Nuke plants to rely on PDP-11 code UNTIL 2050!

Programmers and their walking sticks converge in Canada
Richard Chirgwin, 19 Jun 05:59

Fifty, fired and fretful: Three chaps stare down CAREER MORTALITY

Reg chats to fifty-ish fellows, learns of hopes, dreams, fears etc
Simon Sharwood, 18 Jun 05:58

When to say those three little words: 'I am quitting'

Feature Ruthless headhunter also dispenses tips on when NOT to
Dominic Connor, 17 Jun 09:04

Career opportunities, the ones that sometime knock

Promo Also: Win a Nexus 7 with reed.co.uk and The Register
David Gordon, 17 Jun 08:20

Girls, beer and C++: How to choose the right Comp-Sci degree for you

Feature You're just a child. But trust me, I'm a headhunter
Dominic Connor, 14 Jun 09:06

The Reg's best-looking reader reveals list of jobs for the beautiful

Our sexy mole goes undercover in a world without ugly people
Jasper Hamill, 10 Jun 07:57

Australia shuts up shop for tech temps

Government clamping down on temporary workers
Simon Sharwood, 07 Jun 04:29
Puppy playing by computer

Short-staffed website swaps DOGS for DEVELOPERS

Pimp a programmer, score cash-for-a-canine
Simon Sharwood, 05 Jun 05:58

Unemployed? Ugly? Ugh, no thanks, says fitties-only job website

'Don't ogle our beautiful members' begs CEO
Jasper Hamill, 04 Jun 05:02

Think you're ready to make a big career bet? Read this first...

Feature Reg headhunter serves up array of crystal balls
Dominic Connor, 31 May 09:29
SAP

SAP launches mostly-free online courseware

No mention of cheap beer in software giant's offer to 'go back to university'
Simon Sharwood, 28 May 00:05
Maurice Moss, IT Crowd

SAP in search of autistic software engineers who 'think different'

Pilot scheme goes global after team productivity boost
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O2 brushed off outsourcing 'rumour' - but it's happening ... to THOUSANDS

Plus 600 call-centre bods face 'voluntary redundancies', says union
Bill Ray, 21 May 14:32
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So you want to be a contractor? Well, here's how it works

Free advice from Reg headhunter Dominic Connor
Dominic Connor, 20 May 11:44

Cameron's Tech City: Desks? Yes. Cash? Yes. Coders? Nope

Silicon Roundabout's stovepipe-hat-wearers can't find the staff
Jasper Hamill, 20 May 10:58