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Vint Cerf: 'Google doesn't know who you are'

As Google collects epic amounts of data from the world's web surfers, Mountain View man Vint Cerf says the company doesn't know who any of them are

Elgato DTT Deluxe world's smallest USB TV tuner

Review Digital telly from a unit the size of a postage stamp

Reg Hardware 7 Nov 09:02

Mozilla aborted IE in Firefox clothing

Google we're not

Applications 7 Nov 07:18

El Reg shrinks seven days into webpage

Week in Review Attention span not required

Odds and Sods 7 Nov 05:22

Animal lovers say no to radioactive NASA monkeys

Appeal irradiated monkeyshines

Space 7 Nov 00:07

Sun's surviving staff hit with 'motivation' missive

Exclusive Code: Your solace, our savior

Software 7 Nov 00:04

Intel lampooned by Nvidia toons

Graphic ridicule

Odds and Sods 6 Nov 21:03

FacebookSun's Facebook-slapping hits wrong target

Comment Paedo-threat coverage risks more restrictions for all

IphoneBackdoor in top iPhone games stole user data, suit claims

Storm8's iSpy

Sony PRS-600 Reader Touch Edition

Review Real page turner?

Reg Hardware 6 Nov 08:02

Doctor sentenced for massive online Rx factory

Over 100,000 served

Crime 6 Nov 19:17

Panasonic Lumix DMC-TZ6 compact camera

Review Super-zoom for the cost-conscious

Reg Hardware 6 Nov 13:02

Boinkfest clicks 'Delete' on woman's memory

Orgasmic amnesia

Odds and Sods 6 Nov 18:57

Mossad hacked Syrian laptop to steal nuke plant secrets

Evil Maid attack led to air raid

Spyware 6 Nov 16:38

At what point do servers become HPC beasts?

Tech Panel El Reg barometer survey. Your input needed

Servers 5 Nov 09:44

T-Orange puts names on dotted lines

Very nearly on schedule, too

Mobile 6 Nov 16:38

Eat my dust - it's time for Comment of the Week

CoTW Bring your conjecture to the slaughter

Bootnotes 6 Nov 16:33

Sony to bring Risk to the big screen

Coming soon... Ludo: The Motion Picture

Entertainment 6 Nov 15:22

Google countersues in Android Specht-spat

Punitive damages and attorney's fees, please

Mobile 6 Nov 15:21

Skype founders drop licence threat against eBay

Bluff pays off for European duo

VoIP 6 Nov 15:11

Legendary McLaren F1 designer talks up e-car plan

Leccy Tech And gets £4.5m of Govt money to build it

Reg Hardware 6 Nov 14:57

EMI saves world from unauthorised Beatles downloads

Takes Old Brown Shoe and kicks BlueBox with it

Music and Media 6 Nov 14:32

Three critical fixes in store for MS November Patch Tuesday

Has another crack at some October uberpatch flaws

Operating Systems 6 Nov 14:30

US unemployment rate breaks ten per cent

Telcos and IT services add jobs

Financial News 6 Nov 14:26

Anna Friel spectator brings up his Breakfast at Tiffany's

Pukes from upper balcony during musical number

Entertainment 6 Nov 14:11

Non-Intels rally 'round LTE spec

Speaking with 'One Voice'

Mobile 6 Nov 14:02

The Desktop refresh

On demand Should I? Shouldn't I?

PC Management 6 Nov 13:28

Web host lunches clients' emails for a week

Hardware blamed for snafu

Telecoms 6 Nov 13:26

Net hasn't isolated Yanks - they've just misplaced their friends

Net chums replace some neighbours

Networks 6 Nov 13:20

LibDem backs IBM staff in pension row...

...with call for mass firings

Financial News 6 Nov 12:16

Firefox and Chrome updates spike stability bugs

Bonfire Night alternative browser fixes

Applications 6 Nov 12:03

'Something may come through' dimensional 'doors' at LHC

Attack of the Hyperdimensional Juggernaut-Men

Physics 6 Nov 12:02

HP plans a trillion-sensor global stethoscope

Hearing the heartbeat of the Earth

PCs & Chips 6 Nov 11:53

H Ross Perot Jr fails to grab rhino by the horns

Denied hunting trophy following 'bungled' shot

Bootnotes 6 Nov 11:49

US woman to drop sprog live on internet

Promises 'tasteful' birthing coverage

Bootnotes 6 Nov 11:27

The decentralisation effect

Workshop Server architectures and their impact in operations

Server Management 6 Nov 11:23

Booze shops get ID card lessons

More shops than cards

Policing 6 Nov 11:12

Controversial email blocklist SORBS sold

GFI confirms purchase of reputation service

Spam 6 Nov 11:05

Is this the world's dirtiest PC?

Reader snap reveals Quatermass-style horror

Bootnotes 6 Nov 11:02

Intel replicates 'bricked SSD' bug, pledges fix

Says solution a 'high priority'

Reg Hardware 6 Nov 10:50

Dell details 'world's thinnest' laptop

Adamo XPS debuts

Reg Hardware 6 Nov 10:09

Red-faced Times abandons fishy eco ad

Another bogus scare, another re-Greta-ble cockup

Environment 6 Nov 09:57

Florida flasher deploys 'explosive diarrhoea' defence

Cops find 'no evidence of uncontrolled bowels', however

Bootnotes 6 Nov 09:55

Nutt sacking row deepens

Scientists want maximum respect

Science 6 Nov 09:47

Don't panic over the secret copyright treaty

Opinion At least, not until we know what's in it

Law 6 Nov 08:02

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