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Petshop iPad fanboi charged with filming up young model's skirt

LAPD throws book at fondleslabber
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Jasper Hamill, 20 May 14:33

Intel releases 'Beacon Mountain' Android-on-Atom dev tool

Indroid Inside
Simon Sharwood, 20 May 05:58

US boffin builds 32-way Raspberry Pi cluster

Beowulf cluster built for the price of a single PC
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Simon Sharwood, 20 May 05:36

Nintendo throws flaming legal barrel at YouTubing fans

All your walk-through vid revenue are belong to us
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Simon Sharwood, 20 May 03:14

Bureau of Stats releases educational SimClone game

Hey kids! Why bother with Minecraft when you could play an evidence-based policy sim?
Simon Sharwood, 19 May 19:04

MIT takes battery-powered robot cheetah for a gallop

Video Biomimetic big cat needs no power cord, just a walker
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Iain Thomson, 17 May 19:55

COLUMNISTS

I said ‘no’ to a million-pound Tech City empire

Something for the Weekend, Sir? Handed on a plate, thrown back in your face
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Sony Xperia Go rugged Android smartphone

Excess all areas

Something for the Weekend, Sir? The art of larging it up at press conferences
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Sorcery!

Fighting Fantasy and fantastic fights in tights

Game Theory Steve Jackson’s Sorcery!, Injustice - Gods Among Us and more
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REVIEWS

HP Pavilion 14 Chromebook

Review: HP Pavilion 14 Chromebook

All roads lead to Chrome?
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Samsung Galaxy S4

Review: Samsung Galaxy S4

Faster, brighter, thinner - what’s not to like? Well...
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Alun Taylor, 13 May 12:19

Review: BlackBerry Q10

Not cheap, but a most excellent Communicator
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Andrew Orlowski, 08 May 11:57
Crucial M500 SSD internals

Review: Crucial M500 960GB SSD

A consumer-friendly drive with class-leading tech, capacity
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Simon Crisp, 08 May 08:58
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NEWS

Nvidia opens pre-orders for handheld Shield console three days early

Let the feeding frenzy commence
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Tony Smith, 17 May 16:28

I said ‘no’ to a million-pound Tech City empire

Something for the Weekend, Sir? Handed on a plate, thrown back in your face
42
Alistair Dabbs, 17 May 12:26

Dell uncloaks novel workstation trio, plops one into cloud

Versatile rack mount, entry-level minitower, itsy-bitsy cutie
Rik Myslewski, 16 May 22:04

TOP TEN...

  1. Ten ancestors of the netbook
  2. Ten Windows 8 Ultrabooks
  3. Ten Windows tablets
  4. The ten SEXIEST computers of ALL TIME
  5. Ten ten-inch tablets
  6. Ten serious sci-fi films for the sentient fan
  7. Ten smartphones with tablet ambitions...
  8. Ten affordable mid-sized Full HD monitors
  9. Ten Xbox 360 games you may have missed
  10. Ten PlayStation 3 games you may have missed

Tablet? Laptop? HP does the splits with Tegra-based SlateBook x2

Netbook with removable screen, anyone?
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Tony Smith, 17 May 15:37

The quest continues for a fondleslab that fondles you back

British vibro pioneers say: Anything can be a speaker
Bill Ray, 17 May 07:55

Verizon starts selling VMware's split personality phones

Bring your own device provided it's one of these two Androids
Simon Sharwood, 16 May 05:27
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FEATURES

New Lumia 925: This, loyalists, is the BIG ONE you've waited for

Hands-on Nokia veep drills high-end master plan for El Reg
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Steve Jobs arse

Stroke my sexy see-through backside, says Jobs from BEYOND THE GRAVE

That's right, fanbois, finger my sensitive area and watch it glow
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Jasper Hamill, 10 May 06:59
Star Trek Into Darkness

Movie review: Star Trek Into Darkness

Facing the future of the franchise with eyes firmly on the past
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Tony Smith, 06 May 08:00
USS Enterprise in Ascii

Star Trek: The original computer game

Antique Code Show Into darkness: back to the 1970s, Basic and Ascii art
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Tony Smith, 03 May 09:33
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