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Dell JUNKS public cloud in favor of partner tech

"Freedom from lock-in' through product cancellation

Cloud 20 May 19:27

WordPress warns of mass Tumblr defections after Yahoo! deal

Hipster smut is safe for now, says Mayer

Media 20 May 18:50

Rogue Nokia splinter cell drops its Jolla phone A-BOMB

Ota tuo, vihreä robotti Google!

Phones 20 May 17:12

They WANT to EAT YOUR COMPUTER - welcome your ANT overlords

Whole corner of America faces life without computers

Science 20 May 16:29

Canadian regulators welcome US Bitcoin refugees with open arms

Money laundering not a problem here, eh

Government 20 May 15:57

Securo-boffins uncover new GLOBAL cyber-espionage operation

Two-pronged attack hits victims in 100 countries

Security 20 May 15:29

It! Started! With! A! GIF!... Yahoo! Actually! Buys! Tumblr! for! $1bn!

Mayer gets animated, 'promises not to screw it up'

Business 20 May 14:56

Petshop iPad fanboi charged with filming up young model's skirt

LAPD throws book at fondleslabber

Tablets 20 May 14:33

Amazon cloud-watcher shows some love for Microsoft's Azure

Cloudy beancounter Newvem: 'We're not trying to do 50 clouds ... half-way'

Cloud Infrastructure 20 May 13:57

Crack Army pilot to be first PROPER British astronaut IN SPAAAACE

Ground control to Major Tim, countdown commencing, engines on

Science 20 May 13:45

UK.gov STILL wants to tout pupil data - don't use the word 'product'

Is that a screeching U-turn we hear from Gove? Oh, no

Government 20 May 13:07

Marks & Sparks accused of silently bonking punters over the tills

Analysis Bank cards bought stuff ALL BY THEMSELVES, say shoppers

Security 20 May 12:50

Schmidt: Don't like our tiny tax bills? Google this... 'Change the law'

Ad biz chairman says he can't wait for reform

Business 20 May 12:34

Biz bods: Tile-tastic Windows 8? NOOO. We lust after 'mature' Win 7

Tired corporates prefer predecessor, says analyst

Business 20 May 12:04

So you want to be a contractor? Well, here's how it works

Free advice from Reg headhunter Dominic Connor

Jobs 20 May 11:44

Give porno danger classes to Brit kids as young as FIVE - parents

Sex ed must cover web smut, families tell heads

Government 20 May 11:24

Cameron's Tech City: Desks? Yes. Cash? Yes. Coders? Nope

Silicon Roundabout's stovepipe-hat-wearers can't find the staff

Small Biz 20 May 10:58

Gay marriage? We'll put a stop to that 'human BUG', says Nintendo

Sayōnara, Mr and Mr Robotto

Media 20 May 10:44

Hello, Goodbye ... to $408,000: John Lennon axe under the hammer

Not much Vox for an awful lot of bucks

Bootnotes 20 May 10:18

Intel's answer to ARM: Customisable x86 chips with HIDDEN POWERS

Let's all play find the secret hardware register

Servers 20 May 10:06

NetApp boffins first to go in 'WORKFORCE DECIMATION' plan

300 R&D bods out the door in proposed cull of 1,300, say insiders

Storage 20 May 09:35

'Untidy' Shoreditch just CONFUSES American techies - Olympic hub team

Come join the tech mall in Stratford instead, US firms told

Management 20 May 09:03

Is it time for the great Jihad against networked storage?

Blocks and Files Big boys look wide open with eyes wide shut

Storage 20 May 08:29

Streaming music works for us, say US and UK indie labels

Analysis Not clear it does for the musician, however

Media 20 May 07:58

Look behind you, NetApp: Angry investor is coming for YOU

First Xyratex, then Emulex and Brocade... now Elliot's stalking a storage giant

Storage 20 May 07:29

Last time CO2 was this high, the world was underwater? NO, actually

Ice sheets DIDN'T melt 3 million years B.C., say boffins

Science 20 May 07:02

Pakistan signs up for China's GPS rival

Doesn't want no steenking US military tech

Networks 20 May 06:22

Intel releases 'Beacon Mountain' Android-on-Atom dev tool

Indroid Inside

Hardware 20 May 05:58

US boffin builds 32-way Raspberry Pi cluster

Beowulf cluster built for the price of a single PC

Hardware 20 May 05:36

Massive EXPLOSION visible to naked eye SEEN ON MOON

Vid 'Equivalent to 5 TONNES of TNT going off', says NASA

Science 20 May 04:58

Yahoo! Japan says 22 MEELLION User IDs may have been nabbed

Suspected breach didn't nab passwords but resets nonetheless recommended

Security 20 May 04:07

Nintendo throws flaming legal barrel at YouTubing fans

All your walk-through vid revenue are belong to us

Games 20 May 03:14

Hold our tiny silicon spheres, say gravity wave detection scientists

Nano-sensors in optical trap for more sensitive instrument

Science 20 May 00:26

EMC vuln gives mere sysadmins the power of storage admins

Time to patch VNX and Celerra software before non-experts do something silly

Storage 19 May 23:45

Four Anons cuffed in Italy

Postal Police go postal

Security 19 May 23:08

IBM gives a cloudy outlook for COBOL

Zombie language gets XML, Java support

Developer 19 May 21:57

I know identity of Bitcoin's SECRET mastermind, says Ted Nelson

Coiner of 'hypertext' claims to identify the links

Policy 19 May 05:31

Google builds crowdsourcing into new Maps code stack

Google I/O Wants a unique map for every user

Applications 18 May 00:26

Google's Native Code browser tech goes cross-platform

Google I/O Write web modules in C/C++ that run on both Intel and ARM

Developer 18 May 00:06

Yahoo! to 'share something special' in New York on Monday

Is hastily called event related to Tumblr rumblings?

Business 17 May 23:17

Adobe's Creative Cloud fails at being a cloud

Sync feature suspended by Adobe FOR TWO WEEKS

Cloud 17 May 22:19

NASA signs off on sampling mission to Earth-threatening asteroid

2016 launch date set for OSIRIS-REx mission

Science 17 May 22:15

US military welcomes Apple iOS 6 kit onto its networks

The battle with BlackBerry, Samsung marches into the cloud

Security 17 May 21:28

Jailed Romanian hacker repents, invents ATM security scheme

Add-on device blocks card skimmers

Security 17 May 20:33

Climate scientists agree: Humans cause global warming

Of those who have an opinion, over 97% say we're to blame

Science 17 May 20:24

MIT takes battery-powered robot cheetah for a gallop

Video Biomimetic big cat needs no power cord, just a walker

Hardware 17 May 19:55

Google research chief: 'Emergent artificial intelligence? Hogwash!'

Google I/O 'We have to make it happen'

Science 17 May 18:25

Nvidia opens pre-orders for handheld Shield console three days early

Let the feeding frenzy commence

Games 17 May 16:28

Yahoo! triumphs! in! $2.75bn! Mexican! standoff!

Mighty award against it abruptly slashed to $172,500

Law 17 May 16:05

Tablet? Laptop? HP does the splits with Tegra-based SlateBook x2

Netbook with removable screen, anyone?

Tablets 17 May 15:37

Breaking news, LITERALLY: Financial Times vandalized by hackers

Stiff Pink 'Un left swinging in the wind

Security 17 May 15:06

Hey, Teflon Ballmer. Look, isn't it time? You know, time to quit?

Analysis Microsoft chief defies pundits by hanging on - we reveal how

Management 17 May 14:34

Who is the mystery sixth member of LulzSec?

Analysis And, hang on, what happened to all the loot...

Security 17 May 14:11

Murdoch Facebook gloat: You're like my $580m, 'CRAPPY' MySpace

Billionaire media tyrant has a Ratner moment

Media 17 May 13:29

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