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Opportunity rover stuck in standby mode after Martian blackout

Updated Have they tried turning it off and then on again?

Science 1 May 00:09

Cray peddles more iron than expected in Q1

Not enough to keep it from booking a loss, though

HPC 30 Apr 23:29

One of the world's oldest experiments crawls towards a fall

Fever pitch excitement at planet's most boring webcam

Science 30 Apr 23:05

Alibaba splurges half a billion on a slice of 'Chinese Twitter'

E-tailer sees commercial opportunity in Weibo

Financial News 30 Apr 21:51

ESA retires Herschel space telescope as too hot to handle

Lonely star-spotter stranded 1.5 million km from Earth

Science 30 Apr 21:37

Amazon goes legit with cloud certification plan

'Enterprisey enough for ya?' bellow Bezos & Co.

Cloud 30 Apr 21:24

Budweiser's bonkable Buddy Cup brings Facebook to the pub

Toast now, stalk later – no convo required

Hardware 30 Apr 21:09

Cloudera revs up Impala SQL for Hadoop

Big-data elephant to pronk like a gazelle - or roar like a Chevy

Cloud Infrastructure 30 Apr 19:43

Feds want to fine companies that refuse wiretap requests

Apparatchiks whine that technology's making it too tough

Policy 30 Apr 18:29

BlackBerry CEO: Tablets will be dead in 5 years

PlayBook, anyone?

The Channel 30 Apr 18:13

Fujitsu sells off microcontroller and analog chip biz to Spansion

Japanese giant books a loss in 2012, optimistic about 2013

Business 30 Apr 18:12

MongoDB gets incremental restores ... for a price

10Gen cranks monetization handle to lift MongoDB into the cloud

Software 30 Apr 18:00

Apple: You thought Google dodged taxes? Get a load of THIS

'The market is going to be all over it...'

Financial News 30 Apr 17:27

Intel supremo backs biz pal SoftBank's billion-dollar bid for Sprint

Otellini: Japanese have made a 'very compelling' offer

Financial News 30 Apr 16:13

BT and O2 ink deal to build mega 4G network

Prodigal child needs paternal backend support

Mobile 30 Apr 15:04

Judge sets the date for Patent Smackdown 2: The Damages

Apple and Samsung go toe-to-toe again in November

Law 30 Apr 14:04

Huawei boss: Next CEO won't be member of my family

Company won't go public either, Ren confirms in leaked internal email

Management 30 Apr 13:29

SoftLayer hoists Riak NoSQL datastore onto its cloud

Basho hopes to mine rich seam of cloudy dev gold

Cloud 30 Apr 13:00

Brits on benefits: 'Dole office site only works on PCs over 10 YEARS OLD'

UK.gov snubs blind, disabled and pensioners

Government 30 Apr 12:44

Yahoo! tries! to! tempt! TV! crowd! with! tiny! dick!

Original comedy telly and sex-talking celebs coming to the Purple Palace

Media 30 Apr 12:19

Oi, journos. Try NOT to get hacked again. Lots of love, Twitter

Hackers have painted a bullseye on hacks' heads, chat site warns

Media 30 Apr 12:05

2,000km-wide Eye-of-Sauron MONSTER hurricane spotted on Saturn

Cassini craft spots massive swirler atop planet's north pole

Science 30 Apr 11:47

Is this the first ever web page? If not, CERN would like to know

Eggheads recreate what could be the original website

Applications 30 Apr 11:24

Salesforce boots SAP from customer-wrangling software top slot

SaaS outsold on-premises in 2012, says Gartner

The Channel 30 Apr 11:06

IBM storage crew: Why bury your BEST kit at the back of the larder?

Storagebod One jar of exquisite truffles hidden behind 20 different brands of baked bean

Storage 30 Apr 10:24

Quid-a-day nosh challenge hack in bullet-hard chickpea drama

Obstinate legume resists force of steaming cauldron

SPB 30 Apr 10:04

Fanbois vs fandroids: Punters display 'tribal loyalty'

Buying a new mobe? You'll stick with the same maker - survey

Phones 30 Apr 09:33

Crap computers in a crap box: Smart-meter blackouts risk to UK

Analysis Sniff a device's wireless, pwn a power plant, warns Brit biz

Security 30 Apr 09:06

Object Storage: A solution in search of a problem?

Blocks and Files This industry deserves an OSCAR

Storage 30 Apr 08:28

British biz walking around with 'Hack Me' sign taped to its back

Gov cyber strategy? There is one? Good lord

Small Biz 30 Apr 06:58

Red-hot students, an all-day romp and an £11,000 bonanza

ASC'13 Yup, China's cluster-crafting combat contest concludes

HPC 30 Apr 06:33

Another negative climate feedback: Warmer plants cool the planet

Tree hugging really does fight global warming

Science 30 Apr 06:03

Pirates scoff at games dev sim's in-game piracy lesson

Dev seeds cracked version of 'Game Dev Tycoon', watches as Pirates run rampant

Games 30 Apr 05:37

Japan's naughty nurses scam free meals with mobile games

Hungry women trick unsuspecting otaku into paying for grub

Games 30 Apr 05:16

Continued lack of women in tech bemoaned by ex-techie lady MP

'Women would never have made automated supermarket tills'

Jobs 30 Apr 05:04

Apache attack drives traffic to malware

Blackhole redirect served by modified daemon binary

Security 30 Apr 04:28

Pivotal a 'cult' led by charismatic visionaries

Asian head says talks already under way with VCE

Cloud Infrastructure 30 Apr 04:04

Google Now lands on iOS

Siri: What's it like to have competition in your backyard?

Software 30 Apr 02:50

The Chromebooks are coming! New models due late 2013

Will battle head to head with Android notebooks

Laptops 30 Apr 00:43

BT unleashes SIP licensing troll army

Small players collateral damage in Google-versus-BT patent drone-war

Law 30 Apr 00:04

Azure is Microsoft's billion-dollar baby – maybe

More like a whole lot of software sold to partners

Cloud Infrastructure 30 Apr 00:03

Branson's SpaceShipTwo succeeds in first rocket-powered flight

55,000 feet? Check. Break sound barrier? Check. Safe landing? Check

Science 29 Apr 23:44

Surprise! Republican bill adds politics to science funding

'Forget peer review, let's get the experts at Congress involved'

Science 29 Apr 22:57

Google to Glass devs: 'Duh! Go ahead, hack your headset'

'We intentionally left the device unlocked'

Hardware 29 Apr 21:59

Combover King Donald Trump: 'I miss Steve Jobs'

Tim Cook wouldn't last long on All-Star Celebrity Apprentice

Phones 29 Apr 20:47

AppFog PaaS drops Rackspace IaaS

Low demand leads to shutdown as PaaS runs to private clouds

Cloud 29 Apr 20:35

HP mashes up ProLiant, Integrity, BladeSystem, and Moonshot server businesses

New appliance server group to peddle 'converged systems'

Management 29 Apr 20:31

LG beats Samsung to OLED flexi-TV with hella pricey 55-incher

Norks get another excuse to invade the South

Hardware 29 Apr 20:26

Apple's next OS X said to be targeted at 'power users'

Tabbed Finder windows, multiple display improvements, more

Operating Systems 29 Apr 19:46

Opera sues designer for leaking trade secrets to Mozilla

Simplified browser UIs in the dock

Developer 29 Apr 19:08

NATO proclaimed winner of Locked Shield online wargame

Games without frontiers, war without tears

Security 29 Apr 18:48

GreenBytes' data smite knight gets Citrix green light

IO Engine approved for cloudy virtual desktops

Cloud 29 Apr 16:04

Google Plus minus Meebo Bar equals Google minus $100m

'Buy 'em out, boys'

Networks 29 Apr 14:29

Hard drives snatch hold of semi giant LSI, jump right off a cliff

Dying disks weigh down sales

Cloud Infrastructure 29 Apr 13:59

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