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Oracle tucks R stats language into database

R-acle 11g, Quant Edition

Software 10 Feb 01:59

Sinofsky shows off Windows 8 on ARM and Office15

Microsoft aims for separate but equal

Operating Systems 10 Feb 01:46

StreetView disappears Dutch office tower

Because it’s Friday…

Bootnotes 9 Feb 23:00

IBM does financing deals for Power, storage kit

Low or no interest rates

Servers 9 Feb 22:41

Teradata surfs big data wave in Q4

Big data = big bucks

Servers 9 Feb 22:26

Eolas falls at first hurdle in bid to tax browser apps

Google grins at Adobe jury’s verdict

Law 9 Feb 22:13

Coming to a continent near you: America

Also Asia, Europe and Africa

Science 9 Feb 22:00

Oracle inhales Taleo for $1.9bn

Blows it onto the Fusion app cloud

Cloud Business 9 Feb 20:06

FBI investigated Steve Jobs' reality distortion field, LSD use

Sex, drugs and bomb threats

Government 9 Feb 19:55

What's in the box, Windows BOFH?

Sysadmin blog What lurks inside the Windows admin's toolkit...

Sysadmin blog 9 Feb 19:03

AON: Give us cash, we'll emit 10TB holographic cube

They do it with mirrors

Storage 9 Feb 18:19

Googorola's desire for iPhone royalties will upset Apple cart

Analysis Moto patents at heart of latest fair licensing row

Mobile 9 Feb 17:37

Kodak to kill off digital cameras

End in sight for snappers, camcorders

reghardware 9 Feb 17:16

Hitachi GST pushes out boosted SSD

Intel's new NAND

Storage 9 Feb 17:04

Appcelerator adds Titanium backend with Cocoafish buy

I like backends and I cannot lie

Developer 9 Feb 16:29

Google will swap you a box of crisps for your web privacy

Or anything else from Amazon for $25 if you agree to be stalked

Networks 9 Feb 16:02

Airport bomb Twitter joker in second fine appeal bid

Judges deliberating whether or not to quash conviction

Law 9 Feb 15:43

Vodafone squirrels cash into Blighty nightly as Europe falters

Spain, Italy disappointing - Turkey, India a pleasant surprise

Mobile 9 Feb 15:17

What downturn? Lenovo stuffs pockets with 54% extra profit

World's number 2 PC maker buoyed by China performance

Channel Register 9 Feb 15:01

Ofcom: Make it easier for punters to switch ISPs

But could middleman plan jack up prices?

Telecoms 9 Feb 14:41

Alibaba! suspends! shares! amid! Yahoo! stake! buzz!

Chinese biz counts readies to buy back web biz's share

Financial News 9 Feb 14:30

Microsoft sets date for Windows 8 preview - at mobile shindig

Barcelona, it was the first time that we met

Operating Systems 9 Feb 14:16

How Zuck wields power over Facebook for a few hundred bucks

CEO's voting rights and package exposed

Business 9 Feb 14:01

Ethernet standards for hyper-scale cloud networking

Always just over the horizon

Data Networking 9 Feb 13:45

Ingram Micro CEO outlines growth plan as 2011 profits falter

Weak Euro consumer biz and challenged Oz operation blamed

Channel Register 9 Feb 13:33

Groupon loses $42.7m in Q4, shares tumble

Hang on to your coupons, we'll make a profit next quarter

Financial News 9 Feb 13:32

UK cops set up new £30m bases to nail cybercrooks

They're proper champion e-bobbies

Policing 9 Feb 13:22

New sat data shows Himalayan glaciers hardly melting at all

Results 'really were a surprise', say climate profs

Environment 9 Feb 13:01

Google Wallet PIN security cracked in seconds

Luckily no one important is using it

Security 9 Feb 12:39

Royal astro-boffin to MPs: Stop thinking about headlines

'Nuclear biz is screwed, chill out about carcinogens'

Science 9 Feb 12:17

Kingdoms of Amalur: Reckoning

Review Hit and myth

reghardware 9 Feb 12:00

iPad 3 shell shots spied on web

Snaps point to bigger battery. Possibly

reghardware 9 Feb 11:58

Google drive cloud to rain on Apple, Dropbox parade

Web giant has our email and docs, might as well hand over everything else

Platform 9 Feb 11:39

Asus posts patch for Prime random reboot bug

Tablet's auto-restart glitch fixed

reghardware 9 Feb 11:28

Japan enlists foreign bloggers to revive tsunami-hit tourist biz

Will 10 gaijin really make a difference?

Bootnotes 9 Feb 11:24

Life-size Portal gun to shoot onto shelves soon

Hole in the wall

reghardware 9 Feb 11:07

Trustwave admits crafting SSL snooping certificate

Allowing bosses to spy on staff was wrong, says security biz

Enterprise Security 9 Feb 11:03

HP hands in-house Android code to TouchPad tablet hackers

Developed as a WebOS fall-back plan?

reghardware 9 Feb 10:49

Now Siri brushes up on Russian, Japanese languages

Mandarin lessons going well too, says Apple dev mole

Applications 9 Feb 10:42

Privacy warriors sue FTC over Google's policy tweak

Failure to halt imminent changes makes EPIC angry

Networks 9 Feb 10:24

Lenovo slates Ice Cream Sandwich for ThinkPad tablet

Unlock your fondleslab with your face

reghardware 9 Feb 10:12

British Red Cross First Aid

iOS App of the Week In case of emergency, break out app...

reghardware 9 Feb 10:00

MongoDB straps SQL to Google's MapReduce

One toasting too many for NoSQL?

Developer 9 Feb 09:37

Hackers claim to have penetrated Foxconn backdoor

We don't care about iPhones or workers, only lulz

Enterprise Security 9 Feb 09:17

Licked RIM has a lifeline: a social network in a box

Analysis Don't forget the secret power of BBM

Mobile 9 Feb 09:02

IBM stuffs XIV array with flash tech

Big Blue puts pedal to the metal

Storage 9 Feb 08:33

NHS hands out 3G slabs and phones to roving nurses

Should help community care workers cut down on desk-time

Government 9 Feb 08:02

Asus UX21E Zenbook 11.6in Ultrabook

Review Thin! Small! Mad! Gorgeous!

reghardware 9 Feb 07:00

Apple Stores getting petitions on ethical conduct for breakfast

250,000 signatures for fair treatment of iWorkers

Business 9 Feb 03:16

Robot surgery gets virtual at Euro Space Agency

CAMDASS augmented reality for astronaut patch-up

Rise of the Machines 9 Feb 02:00

Cisco stabilizes switching and routing in Q2

Raises dividend, remains cautious

Financial News 8 Feb 23:56

iRobot Warrior-bot goes on sale this Spring

For the geek who has everything

Rise of the Machines 8 Feb 23:56

Eolas claims royalties for browser apps and plug-ins

Berners-Lee warns of disaster for internet

Law 8 Feb 22:04

US Navy preps railgun for tests

Bedding down BAE Systems prototype

Physics 8 Feb 22:00

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