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BOFH: My HELPDESK HELL - lies, phones lines and statistics

Episode 2 Support call numbers are PLOTTING against me
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Simon Travaglia, 15 Mar 12:03

BOFH: Climb the corp ladder - and use your boss as a bullet shield

Episode 1 Top tips on getting ahead, BOFH-style
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Simon Travaglia, 22 Feb 10:59

BOFH: Cannot terminate PFY instance... ACCESS DENIED

Episode 14 I trust two people in this world. One is me and the other ain't you
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Simon Travaglia, 30 Nov 10:22

BOFH: The Great Patch Mismatch

Episode 13 Halon, the noblest of gases
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Simon Travaglia, 23 Nov 11:36

BOFH: Hasta la Vista... luser

Episode 12 Installing Vista SP2 is like dousing a burning turd
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Simon Travaglia, 16 Nov 10:20

BOFH: Can't you just ... NO, I JUST CAN'T

Episode 11 Taking exception to exceptional exceptions
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Simon Travaglia, 09 Nov 11:00

BOFH: Tenacious B and the Printer of Destiny

Episode 10 It's not a f*&%ing driver problem, mmm'kay?
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Simon Travaglia, 02 Nov 10:00

BOFH: Uninterruptible patsy supply

Episode 9 'We are having a special this week on proton charging and storage of the beast'
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Simon Travaglia, 18 Oct 07:30

BOFH: Our Excel-lent new boss and the diagram plan

Episode 8 I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame it on you...
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Simon Travaglia, 10 Aug 09:01

BOFH: Shove your project managementry up your mailbox!

Episode 7 An anecdotely informationing for anyone sick of IT's jargoneering
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Simon Travaglia, 27 Jul 08:19

BOFH: The back-up backdown smackdown

Episode 6 And that's what happens when you don't listen to your friendly BOFH
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Simon Travaglia, 06 Jul 10:02

PFY vs Bearded 80s Netscape Bore: BOFH

Episode 5 I've written a plugin BLAH BLAH BLAH
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Simon Travaglia, 15 Jun 10:39

BOFH: Siri, why do users lie?

Episode 4 You have no evidence. Han-stupid destroyed everything.
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Simon Travaglia, 11 May 10:01

BOFH: Dawn raid on Fort BOFH

Episode 3 Good morning, Mr Simmons. Ready for our little game?
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Simon Travaglia, 23 Mar 10:40

BOFH: Moon landings, Pong and the case of the smoking server

Episode 2 Embrace, extend, exterminate ...
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Simon Travaglia, 17 Feb 12:00

BOFH: The Cloud Committee Calamity

Episode 1 'You'd need 8 people, all with photos of their targets. And their routes home...'
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Simon Travaglia, 10 Feb 11:02

BOFH: The Explosive Christmas Evacuation

Episode 20 HR roasting on an open fire...
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Simon Travaglia, 23 Dec 11:33

Christmas headaches? We prescribe a year long course of BOFH

A year of adventure - on Kindle
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Team Register, 20 Dec 12:48

BOFH: The day the office budget bombed – literally

Episode 19 Explosive network kit Trojan
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Simon Travaglia, 18 Nov 11:00

BOFH: Licence to grill ... stupid users

Episode 18 The phone rings. Ah, live bait!
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Simon Travaglia, 11 Nov 11:33

BOFH: We don't need no stinkin' upgrade

Episode 17 Bloated, slow and leaky - what version numbers really mean
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Simon Travaglia, 04 Nov 11:16

BOFH: Hordes unleashed... by a RAM upgrade

Episode 16 Fault #45113: Company Corrie email list is down
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Simon Travaglia, 21 Oct 10:14

BOFH: Where's my free fondleslab?

Episode 15 No one ever died from buying a ... >KZERRT!<
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Simon Travaglia, 14 Oct 11:16

BOFH: No, the Fabinocci sequence

Episode 14 Joo Janta Peril Sensitive Windows™
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Simon Travaglia, 23 Sep 10:28

BOFH: I'll get my bonus even if it kills, well, someone

Episode 13 Goals, reviews ... unexpected tragedies
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Simon Travaglia, 16 Sep 09:54

BOFH: Beer, shinies, death by fire, rats IN THAT ORDER

Episode 12 Nonsense, I have not yet begun to defile myself ...
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Simon Travaglia, 19 Aug 10:31

BOFH: Axe handles - occasionally quite slippery

Episode 11 Just a sleeper bot programmed to murder us all
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Simon Travaglia, 22 Jul 10:04

BOFH vs PFY: There can be only one (on the exes chit)

Episode 10 'Do you get the headaches? I get such bad headaches'
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Simon Travaglia, 15 Jul 10:30

BOFH: Drunken Time Lord

Episode 9 Glass lift, laxatives, untraceable banknotes ... oh my
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Simon Travaglia, 01 Jul 10:38

BOFH: CSI Haxploitation Cube Farm Apocalypse

Episode 8 The new nanovector viruses hide in the parity handshaking
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Simon Travaglia, 17 Jun 11:09

BOFH: Ready for the Judgment Day

Episode 7 You're wrong, proton breath. I'll be done with you in time to watch Oprah!
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Simon Travaglia, 03 Jun 11:05

BOFH: Attack of the Global Corporate Overlords

Episode 6 Chaos at Mission Central
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Simon Travaglia, 20 May 11:00

BOFH: Every silver lining has a cloud

Episode 5 Tout, tout, through and about, your callow life in dismay...
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Simon Travaglia, 13 May 11:00

BOFH: People get annoyed when you try to debug them

Episode 4 Conceal your special gift and do not harness it until the time of the Gathering
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Simon Travaglia, 22 Apr 10:00

BOFH: In distributed denial

Episode 3 That's not where you're supposed to spread the peanut butter
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Simon Travaglia, 18 Mar 12:00

BOFH: This buck's for you

Episode 2 Psst, pass it on
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Simon Travaglia, 04 Mar 12:00

BOFH: There's no 'I' in team, but there's a 'u' in suck

Episode 1 My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die ...
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Simon Travaglia, 04 Feb 12:00

BOFH: Who's been naughty and who's been nice?

Episode 19 Bastard and PFY's bulging sack of treats
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Simon Travaglia, 17 Dec 10:45

BOFH: Pain fear games

Episode 18 It's an austere year ahead - let's get festive
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Simon Travaglia, 26 Nov 12:00

BOFH: Look out!

Episode 17 In BOFH office, squeaky wheel greases you
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Simon Travaglia, 19 Nov 12:00

BOFH: BOFH vs Bot: Ultimate Smackdown

Episode 16 Sacrifice is nice
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Simon Travaglia, 12 Nov 12:00

BOFH: You just can't go around killing people

Episode 15 What do you mean why? 'Cause you can't
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Simon Travaglia, 05 Nov 12:00
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