Data Centre > BOFH
BOFH: Don't be afraid - we won't hurt your delicate, flimsy inkjet printer
Episode 5 Episode 5
"There's a problem with my printer," a user whines down the phone at the PFY.
BOFH: Go on, beancounter, type DROP TABLE asset;
Episode 4 "Don't put that there," I snap - calmly, but firmly, as a Beancounter goes to drop a chunk of IT detritus on my desk.
BOFH: My HELPDESK HELL - lies, phones lines and statistics
Episode 2 "I'm just a bit worried about these statistics," the Boss says, lurching into Mission Control with yet another swadge of meaningless numbers.
BOFH: Climb the corp ladder - and use your boss as a bullet shield
Episode 1 "It's like progress bars," I say to the PFY during a discussion about the relative merits of the company management as we ride the lift to the CEO's office to fix some laptop crisis.
BOFH: Can't you just ... NO, I JUST CAN'T
Episode 11 "EVERYONE IS A F**KING EXCEPTION!" the PFY snarls - beating me to the very same exclamation by nanoseconds.
BOFH: Tenacious B and the Printer of Destiny
Episode 10 "The printer's jammed again," the Director's PA says, ducking into Mission Control for a brief status update.
BOFH: Uninterruptible patsy supply
Episode 9 "What the fuck just happened?" the Boss garbles, crashing around Mission Control like a madman after dashing down two flights of stairs from the 4th floor boardroom.
BOFH: The back-up backdown smackdown
Episode 6 "So is all the data gone?" the voice whimpers over the hands-free.
BOFH: The Explosive Christmas Evacuation
Episode 20 Episode 20
Everyone loves the last day. The prospect of holidays ahead always puts people in a good mood which in turn leads to generosity, indulgence and poorly-thought-through dalliances in front of recording devices.
Christmas headaches? We prescribe a year long course of BOFH
Still looking for that last minute stocking filler? Perhaps for a loved one? Like yourself?
BOFH: We don't need no stinkin' upgrade
Episode 17 Episode 17
"But I just want to go back to the way it was..." my user whines.
BOFH: No, the Fabinocci sequence
Episode 14 Episode 14
"I'm just here to do the audit," a weedy bloke says, poking his head nervously into Mission Control.
BOFH: There's no 'I' in team, but there's a 'u' in suck
Episode 1 “Team Conference!” the Boss chips quickly in the door of Mission Control before moving on to other offices.
