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BOFH: We CAN do that with a Raspberry Pi, but think of the BODIES

Episode 8 Episode 8 "So what we'd like to do is have the lights turn on in the foyer when people come into the office," the Health and Safety rep says.
Simon Travaglia, 23 Aug 09:00
Cthulu springs from HP desktop printer

BOFH: Don't be afraid - we won't hurt your delicate, flimsy inkjet printer

Episode 5 Episode 5 "There's a problem with my printer," a user whines down the phone at the PFY.
Simon Travaglia, 26 Jul 09:58
Beginning SQL

BOFH: Go on, beancounter, type DROP TABLE asset;

Episode 4 "Don't put that there," I snap - calmly, but firmly, as a Beancounter goes to drop a chunk of IT detritus on my desk.
Simon Travaglia, 31 May 10:23

BOFH: My HELPDESK HELL - lies, phones lines and statistics

Episode 2 "I'm just a bit worried about these statistics," the Boss says, lurching into Mission Control with yet another swadge of meaningless numbers.
Simon Travaglia, 15 Mar 12:03

BOFH: Climb the corp ladder - and use your boss as a bullet shield

Episode 1 "It's like progress bars," I say to the PFY during a discussion about the relative merits of the company management as we ride the lift to the CEO's office to fix some laptop crisis.
Simon Travaglia, 22 Feb 10:59

BOFH: The Great Patch Mismatch

Episode 13 Episode 13
Simon Travaglia, 23 Nov 11:36

BOFH: Hasta la Vista... luser

Episode 12 Episode 12
Simon Travaglia, 16 Nov 10:20

BOFH: Can't you just ... NO, I JUST CAN'T

Episode 11 "EVERYONE IS A F**KING EXCEPTION!" the PFY snarls - beating me to the very same exclamation by nanoseconds.
Simon Travaglia, 09 Nov 11:00

BOFH: Tenacious B and the Printer of Destiny

Episode 10 "The printer's jammed again," the Director's PA says, ducking into Mission Control for a brief status update.
Simon Travaglia, 02 Nov 10:00
Cornish maiden bearing platter of genuine Cornish pasties. Photo: Cornish Pasty Association

BOFH: Uninterruptible patsy supply

Episode 9 "What the fuck just happened?" the Boss garbles, crashing around Mission Control like a madman after dashing down two flights of stairs from the 4th floor boardroom.
Simon Travaglia, 18 Oct 07:30

BOFH: The back-up backdown smackdown

Episode 6 "So is all the data gone?" the voice whimpers over the hands-free.
Simon Travaglia, 06 Jul 10:02

BOFH: Siri, why do users lie?

Episode 4 Episode 4
Simon Travaglia, 11 May 10:01

BOFH: Dawn raid on Fort BOFH

Episode 3 Episode 3
Simon Travaglia, 23 Mar 10:40
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BOFH: The Explosive Christmas Evacuation

Episode 20 Episode 20 Everyone loves the last day. The prospect of holidays ahead always puts people in a good mood which in turn leads to generosity, indulgence and poorly-thought-through dalliances in front of recording devices.
Simon Travaglia, 23 Dec 11:33
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Christmas headaches? We prescribe a year long course of BOFH

Still looking for that last minute stocking filler? Perhaps for a loved one? Like yourself?
Team Register, 20 Dec 12:48