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US stops Optimus Prime at the border
Comments 'We've already filled our giant robot quota'
9 Jun 14:14
Aliens, astronauts and Pope partition PC World
Comments Shareholders welcome their new overlords
19 May 13:21
Extreme porn, hard drives and election strain
Comments Phwoar, pass us some lethal skunk
10 May 11:02
Lesbian lesbians fight extreme porn law
Comments While hobbits have a stab at freetard lurve
3 May 09:02
The BBC, the UN, and climate bullying
Andrew's Mailbag Grab an umbrella: it's global wetting, now...
15 Apr 10:15
Brown fingerprints wanted as Phorm bungles again
Comments Read on, dear techie nerds...
15 Apr 06:02
BBC vs ISPs: Readers blame monkey, organ grinder escapes
Andrew's Mailbag Relief for Ofcom, Highfield
7 Apr 14:24
Heathrow fingered over prints as Apple bungles EULA
Comments And don't use a gun for home improvement
30 Mar 11:02
'Freetard ? more like advert programmed PAYTARDS!'
FoTW F***tard of the Week opens fire
14 Mar 17:07
Naked old pilot executes unauthorised barrel roll
Comments Co-pilot slash BJ assistant 'very shocked'
1 Mar 09:02
Nude Marilyn Monroe flambés dog, serves atop fire extinguisher
Comments Counterfeit Ocado's finest, naturally
22 Feb 17:16
The amazing, imploding ISP business
Andrew's Mailbag Not much sympathy for the tubes operators...
22 Feb 16:04
Fermented fish symbiotically pollinate model's hardwood feet
Comments Paying by the word
9 Feb 18:04
Blue-eyed schoolgirls headshot vegetarians
Comments Save the world from the likes of Alicia Silverstone
1 Feb 23:07
The internet's up sh*t creek, but at least we have aliens
Comments No 'dwarven underlords' jokes, please
28 Jan 15:03
Alcohol where the sun doesn't shine, and nanotubes darker than that
Comments Long legs and friendly bums appreciated
20 Jan 01:10
Elephants take over transport network, mandate sex parties
Comments Getting drunk with horny elephants. What could go wrong?
12 Jan 09:02
Never use an internet translator to hire a gorilla
Comments Butthash and flying cows inside
10 Nov 2007, 12:02
Ming the clam battles wolfman over Jordan's jubs
Comments And man's best friend goes in, guns blazing
3 Nov 2007, 09:02
Flaming squirrel nicked for blatant forgeries
Comments While plods drop trousers, fine barmaid for breast extravaganza
27 Oct 2007, 12:02
Leprechaun steals Gandalf's trousers, is offered starring role in The Hobbit
Comments While Microsoft invades your brain
19 Oct 2007, 16:13
Never trust a robot with anal beads and a fixed grin
Comments A flying car? Your pants are on fire
14 Oct 2007, 08:02
Alcohol makes you smart enough to study it
Comments And plane wings are a little chilli
5 Oct 2007, 16:01
Ninjas battle invisible frogs in Hitler's San Diego bunker
Comments And sex with hoovers can land you inside
29 Sep 2007, 09:02
Spunky salmon return to life to gas us all
Comments As the BOFH battles the architects
21 Sep 2007, 15:47
Tech gets steamier with mp3 vibrators and strap-on kit
Comments And idiots break themselves against martial artists
14 Sep 2007, 18:39
Toddler flexibility at risk as rock stars and goats die young
Comments: Just stick 'em in the giant pyramid
7 Sep 2007, 15:56
Kung-fu monks can kick ass, but they can't reincarnate
Comments While rappers lick standard-issue grapefruits
3 Sep 2007, 09:54
Racist Reg hacks slammed for 'vitriolic hatred'
FoTW So, what's the velocity of a Welsh flame in a vacuum?
31 Aug 2007, 09:44
Boys' toys get burned, glued and impounded
Comments And stilted love scenes make us yawn
24 Aug 2007, 20:15
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