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HP boxes Mother Earth into submission

Aboxalypse now Further packaging outrages menace planet

5 Dec 10:40

Lapland New Forest website suffers 'unusual technical problems'

'Scam' Xmas attraction hit by 'bizarre machine fault'

4 Dec 15:54

Oz MPs 'could be breathalysed'

Major blow for New South Wales politicos

4 Dec 13:29

130,000 inflatable jubs missing at sea

Oz mag issues floating chesticle alert

4 Dec 11:03

Lego terrorist threatens democracy

Religious leaders slam 'Toy Taliban'

4 Dec 10:40

M42 closed by marshmallows and beer

Delays expected, drinks all round

28 Nov 15:12

Boss frogmarches bound employee to cop shop

With 'thief' sign round his neck

28 Nov 12:35

Brits decline to 'think outside the box'

Don't want to 'touch base', either

28 Nov 11:58

Satanic net neologisms - nominations invited

What's the most hideous bastard spawn of cyberspace?

27 Nov 14:16

Oz bill-dodgers nailed on Facebook

Restaurant owner turns net sleuth

27 Nov 12:56

ASA slaps beer-punting ladyboy

Watchdog growls at Tiger Beer advert

26 Nov 15:47

MySociety puts e-democracy up for sale

Political accountability on the block

26 Nov 13:20

Peaches Geldof - she's back!

Discordant lounge jazz in Brooklyn thrift stores

26 Nov 13:06

US prosthetic todger pair plead guilty to conspiracy

NSFW Drug test-busting Whizzinator seriously taking the p*ss

25 Nov 15:56

A sex show of truly Olympian proportions?

NSFW El Reg does Erotica 2008

25 Nov 12:37

US couple sue over McNudes

You can be the bun, and I can be the burger, girl

24 Nov 11:32

Reuters yanks reporter from Sadville

Last one to leave, turn off the flying penis

21 Nov 15:35

Vote now for your top net neologism

Reader poll Asshats, f*cktards and lusers - your time has come

21 Nov 12:33

HP breaks Japanese excessive packaging record

Still destroying the planet, one big box at a time

21 Nov 09:58

eHarmony settles over same-sex dating

All's fair in love and court

20 Nov 20:12

The Pope predicted economic Armageddon back in 1985

Italian pol says sub prime collapse all in the good loan book...

20 Nov 12:42

Oz driver pulled with todger in pasta sauce jar

Continued to crack one off 'while resisting arrest'

19 Nov 13:29

German bawdy house offers free entry for life

Willing punters queue for promotional brothel tattoo

19 Nov 12:08

Hitler had one ball: Official

Other not in Albert Hall, however

19 Nov 11:19

Homework late? Blame Russian hackers

Teachers wise up to tech-based yarns

19 Nov 10:07

Smut email hubby claims iPhone glitch

Lewd snap 'accidentally' attached

18 Nov 11:56

Kim Kardashian in Miami beachslapping

Shift your arse, love, we're trying to work here

18 Nov 11:04

Beeb gets its rocks off in Second Life

E-shag guide: First, buy enormous e-todger...

17 Nov 16:12

El Reg seeks top net neologism

Pod slurping? Meh

17 Nov 14:38

Chinese TV suspends footie coverage

Lads not giving 110% in the 'professional ethics' department

17 Nov 13:49

Unhappy people watch more telly

Financial crisis? Stick the idiot's lantern on

17 Nov 10:54

'Meh' makes Collins English Dictionary

Whatever

17 Nov 09:54

India draws up own Google Earth plan

Space programme spin-off

14 Nov 12:37

Texas cop tasers himself

Law enforcement fail caught on camera

13 Nov 10:15

Nokia Siemens Networks in 'synergy-related headcount restructuring'

9,000 culled to the sound of whalesong

12 Nov 16:46

Arizona boffins get a grip on their newly-fat pipe

'Dark fibre' equivalent to 700 HD smut channels

12 Nov 13:24

World's ugliest mutt pops paws

RIP, three-legged, one-eyed hound of hell

11 Nov 12:41

China to offer detox to net junkies

Recognises addiction as 'clinical disease'

11 Nov 12:00

Reg April Fools 2006

Click here for your custom-built Reg

2 Apr 01:34

Reg April Fools 2007

Oh how we laughed

1 Apr 23:46

Reg April Fools '08

What merriment and mirth is this?

1 Apr 22:35

Microhoo! or YahSoft!? The! people! must! decide!

Reader poll Just put your exclamation mark in the box

14 Feb 13:08

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