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Captain Cyborg to chew the fat with Ultra Hal

Reading uni hosts Turing Test contenders

6 Oct 13:56

Stick health warnings on gays, says Stock Exchange chaplain

Tattoos to combat the evils of sodomy

6 Oct 11:24

Hosting biz-queenpin parachutes Everest

Memset MD strives for gender-balanced IT sector

6 Oct 11:18

Trigger-happy Welsh cops taser sheep

'Sparky' taken out in runaway ovine dual carriageway drama

6 Oct 11:13

Birmingham Airport in X-rated X-ray shocker

Annual report reveals passenger's intimate luggage secrets

6 Oct 10:24

Apple surrenders the Pink (to Microsoft)

Zune pilfers famous codename

3 Oct 23:33

Commentard completely loses the plot

FoTW Weighs into Reg readers, fists flying

3 Oct 15:14

Virgin rejects $1m space sex offer

No grumble flick shoot aboard SpaceShipTwo

3 Oct 11:53

Revealed: How Street View marks its territory

Google cocks its leg on South London fence

3 Oct 11:24

Artist to smoke Cobain's ashes

Smells like... hey, is anyone else hungry?

3 Oct 10:41

Thomas Crown blagger recruits decoy dupes on internet

Identi-dress Craigslist flashmob caper foils plods

3 Oct 09:46

Fossett aircraft contains 'minimal' human remains

But enough to provide a DNA sample

3 Oct 09:11

Catholic priests cane YouTube over blasphemous vids

Video hosting site slated for host slating videos

2 Oct 14:55

Crashed aircraft is Fossett's, authorities confirm

Updated 'Number plate' identifies adventurer's Bellanca Super Decathalon

2 Oct 10:08

Interwebs page channels Palin twaddle

Artificial intelligence ineptitude

2 Oct 04:55

Full-size Roman siege artillery offered on eBay

Ideal for seeing off local Vandals. Or Goths

1 Oct 09:14

MS apps division architect to be fired into space, again

Forgot his hat, or something...

30 Sep 23:59

Germans give peeking Google one in the eye

Schleswig-Holstein's answer is NEIN!

30 Sep 10:10

Mayor Boris serves Governator cold revenge

'Schwarzenegger is a monosyllabic Austrian cyborg'

29 Sep 22:58

Reg competition: Cisco goes isup

Can you solve the mystery of the lost leer?

29 Sep 18:47

Frenchman's pedalo dirigible Channel attempt blown out

Gentle headwinds foil blimp bicyclist

29 Sep 12:48

Damien Hirst buys Paris porn collage

Brit artist circle jerk

26 Sep 18:45

Revealed: Street View's UK invasion schedule

Britain to fall within a year, Orwellian Opel driver log shows

26 Sep 13:02

Tw*tdangler defends Benito Mussolini stunt

Didn't want to p*ss on fans...

26 Sep 12:50

Right: Which one of you lot invented 'tw*tdangle', eh?

Lingo police want your biometrics, and sharpish

26 Sep 09:29

US financial meltdown hits canine thesps hard

Crisis bites Broadway Chihuahua

25 Sep 10:10

Gay sheep romp turns Tyneside blue

Farmer unaware of ovine boy-on-boy

25 Sep 08:02

Daily Mail hacks get emergency bird flu jabs

Swan-roasting Albanian H5N1 threat: What every parent should know

24 Sep 11:00

Oz woman held hostage by pugnacious porker

Authorities move to contain 80kg porcine menace

24 Sep 10:12

Sacked Indian workers beat chief exec to death

Industrial relations, Uttar Pradesh style

23 Sep 12:18

Dell bundles free fresh air with PC

No anti-virus protection included in price - unless you're Spanish

Reg Hardware 23 Sep 09:56

MI6 agent's moustache falls off during TV interview

Wicket sticky, stiff upper lip less so

22 Sep 10:21

Today be talk like a pirate day

Avast, ye scurvy sons o' the IT strumpet

19 Sep 16:00

Dell offers XP option for £44k

Avoid Vista - at any price

19 Sep 12:04

EU slaughterhouses may get animal welfare officers

'Feeling ok? Any last requests?'

19 Sep 10:35

500,000 oppose Red Arrows Olympic ban

Gov responds to e-petition

19 Sep 10:12

Dick Smith pr0n mobe heads for eBay

Complete with preloaded smut

18 Sep 11:10

Oz pub slammed over 'No Undie Sundie'

Whip off your smalls, get free booze

18 Sep 10:03

Reg April Fools 2006

Click here for your custom-built Reg

2 Apr 01:34

Reg April Fools 2007

Oh how we laughed

1 Apr 23:46

Reg April Fools '08

What merriment and mirth is this?

1 Apr 22:35

Microhoo! or YahSoft!? The! people! must! decide!

Reader poll Just put your exclamation mark in the box

14 Feb 13:08

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