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Flame of the week Reg pays for sex

Perfectly reasoned argument against reporter

Kieren McCarthy

Fri 8 Dec 2000 // 17:00 UTC

Bigger tits for Lara Croft

You are a twat.

There you go today slagging off Lara Croft - I bet the only time you pull is when you pay for it, you sad hack.

Rana Rahman

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