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Obama says USA has world's biggest and best cyber arsenal
Pokémon-loving VXer targets Linux with 'Umbreon' rootkit
98.1 million CLEARTEXT passwords pasted as Rambler.ru rumbled
VMware's Virtual SAN to gain data-at-rest encryption
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VMware's Virtual SAN to gain data-at-rest encryption
Tech-for-insurers biz out of action for 10 days now. Hope they had, er...
Of supermarkets, Volkswagen and the future of Dell-EMC
Sysadmins: Poor capacity planning is not our fault
Operating Systems
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Verity Stob
Adobe reverses decision to kill NPAPI Flash plugin for Linux
Debian plugs Linux 'TCP snoop' bug
'I'm sorry, your lift has had a problem and had to shut down'
Is it time to unplug frail OpenOffice's life support? Apache Project asked to mull it over
Mobile
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ABBA-solutely crapulous! Swedish router-maker won't patch gaping hole
'Power equipment failure' borks EE's data services across England
Hey, uh ICANN. US govt here. You know we said we'd give you the keys to the 'net? Yeaahhh...
The Internet of Things can transform your business … once your networks are ready
Obama says USA has world's biggest and best cyber arsenal
Pokémon-loving VXer targets Linux with 'Umbreon' rootkit
98.1 million CLEARTEXT passwords pasted as Rambler.ru rumbled
Sophos Windows users face black screens after false positive snafu
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Software-Defined
Your colleagues will lie to you: An enterprise architect's life
The old public, private, or home school sorting bin
No supercomputer cash? Time for a systems squeeze
Bimodal IT: Let the backlash begin
Nutanix buys anon firm in India. DevOps upstart Calm won't comment...
Same job, different place: US salaries top DevOps pay packet poll
Atlassian promises frictionless, casual video encounters
Grindr rolls out New Relic in ‘comprehensive lifestyle’ push
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ACCC mulls regulating roaming charges
HSBC: How will we verify business banking customers? Selfies!
These are not just job cuts, these are M&S job cuts
Nul points: PM May's post-Brexit EU immigration options
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Airline safety spiel prohibits finding lost phones
Samsung Australia waves white phlag in phlaming phablet recall
HDMI hooks up with USB-C in cables that reverse, one way
Appliance-maker Liebherr chillin' with Microsoft, prototyping
another
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Second 'dimmer switch' star spotted
International Space Station astros prepare to rejoin us Earthlings
Next Mars landing scheduled for Monday, November 26th, 2018
What the hex is up with Jupiter's North Pole?
Hollywood offers Daniel Craig $150m to (slash wrists) play James Bond
Chubby Chinese students refused top bunk
It's OK to fine someone for repeating a historical fact, says Russian Supreme Court
Newest Royal Navy warship weighs as much as 120 London buses
Business
ACCC mulls regulating roaming charges
The Australian Competition and Consumer Commission (ACCC) has sparked a Telstra-Optus love-in by looking into whether mobile roaming should be a regulated service.
Richard Chirgwin,
05 Sep 22:55
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HSBC: How will we verify business banking customers? Selfies!
UK bank HSBC will allow business customers to open new bank accounts using selfies as part of plans to simplify its application process.
John Leyden,
05 Sep 14:28
These are not just job cuts, these are M&S job cuts
Retailer to ship out 400 IT and logistics jobs from London
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Kat Hall,
05 Sep 13:32
Nul points: PM May's post-Brexit EU immigration options
Comment
What now as the Aussie system dream lies in tatters?
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SA Mathieson,
05 Sep 12:40
Japan's Brexit warning casts shadow over Softbank ARM promises
Japanese companies are unhappy ... but what about Japanese-owned firms?
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Gareth Corfield,
05 Sep 11:28
O2: Float or flog. What's it going to be, Telefonica?
Forced to find funds for €50bn deficit
12 Comments
05 Sep 10:34
Parliament's back for Snoopers' Charter. Former head of GCHQ talks to
El Reg
IPBill
Terror law review project turned in at the holidays... and now we wait
22 Comments
05 Sep 10:03
Telstra wins AU$39 million for data retention costs as grants revealed
AU$128.4 million about to flow, to 180 companies we now know will have our data
05 Sep 07:21
Brexit must not break the cloud, Japan tells UK and EU
Japanese companies want to know what they – and their regional HQs – are in for
71 Comments
05 Sep 06:00
McAfee-the-man wants McAfee-the-brand, Chipzilla says no
Sueballs loaded; take ten paces, turn and fire
19 Comments
05 Sep 02:00
'Hey, Elon? You broke it, you bought it' says owner of SpaceX's satellite cinder
Hand over $50m in compo or at least a free flight, says Israel's Spacecom
36 Comments
05 Sep 00:02
Australia's mobile black spot program was a partisan money hole
Vodafone and Telstra paid to consolidate - not extend - coverage
04 Sep 23:42
Australian telecoms regulator watching over Telstra HFC/NBN deal
ACCC tells Telstra's right hand to pay no attention to left hand
04 Sep 23:10
When Irish eyes are filing: Ireland to appeal Europe's $15bn Apple tax claw-back
Get your hand out of the Cooky jar, says Cabinet
70 Comments
02 Sep 17:51
EMC-Pure Storage patent sueball circus sent back to square one
Old Sun Microsystems patent prompts judge to order retrial
02 Sep 15:54
We want GCHQ-style spy powers to hack cybercrims, say police
Why catch crooks when you can DDoS them from the nick?
44 Comments
02 Sep 14:02
Hewlett Packard Enterprise in talks to offload software, asking for '$8bn to $10bn'
Nearly as much as we paid for Autonomy... badoom tish
25 Comments
02 Sep 12:02
Lindsay Lohan's Grand Theft Auto V cartoon case kicked out of court
Soz love, it's called satire
41 Comments
02 Sep 10:58
A plumber with a blowtorch is the enemy of data centre
On-Call
The safety training trailer turned out to offer lessons in the opposite
73 Comments
02 Sep 06:58
Census fail to get Oz Senate probe; NDIS fix promised this year
Who's in charge of gummint IT anyway?
13 Comments
02 Sep 00:13
Opinion
UK IT consultant subject to insane sex ban order mounts legal challenge
+Comment
Homeless Yorkshire man must tell plod in advance if he wants to have a flirty text chat
Turnbull's Transformers intend to test single sign-on to Gov.au on the
offshore, public
cloud
Because after #CensusFail we're all up for biometrics guarded by unicorn worshippers
11 Comments
15 Aug 22:56
London cops waste £2.1m on thought crime unit – and they want volunteer informers
+ Comment
Hurt by a cutting put-down? Now you can get the perp jailed
82 Comments
15 Aug 12:01
What next for the F-35 after Turkey's threats to turn its back on NATO?
Comment
West's lovebombing of Erdogan doesn't disguise tech transfer threat
87 Comments
12 Aug 08:03
News
Surge pricing? How about surge fines: Pennsylvania orders Uber to cough up $11.4m
Super Cali goes ballistic, wait, sorry, wrong state
46 Comments
01 Sep 23:58
Cooky crumbles: Apple mulls yanking profits out of Europe and into US
Wonder if it has anything to do with that $14.5bn tax bill
64 Comments
01 Sep 20:39
Deal delays and exchange rate woes batter Salesforce
Going soft in the USA
01 Sep 11:20
Tim Cook: EU lied about Apple taxes. Watch out Ireland, this is a coup!
The EU's coming for your government, froths tech titan
137 Comments
01 Sep 10:13
Will the real builders of IoT please stand up?
CFP
Your attention please – speakers sought for super new tech event
11 Comments
01 Sep 08:56
TalkTalk's appeal against paltry ICO data breach fine thrown out
Penalty amounted to roughly one hour of CEO's billable time
24 Comments
01 Sep 07:55
IBM swings axe through staff, humming contently about cloud and AI
Long-serving workers in US, UK and beyond lose their jobs amid ongoing months-long shakeup
52 Comments
01 Sep 07:02
Nest developers become Oompa-Loompas in Google shake-up
Alphabet soups up Android with more IoT
12 Comments
01 Sep 06:06
Now the Olympics is over, Theranos is withdrawing its Zika test application
Medical unicorn spins FDA concerns as a 'positive interaction'
13 Comments
01 Sep 04:55
Good job, Oz feds: Conroy wants you investigated for privilege
and
contempt
Inspector Cluseau called: he wants his bumbling schtick back
11 Comments
31 Aug 22:56
Fake Twitter accounts, coup plots ... Wacky Hyperloop One lawsuit turns it up to 11
Amended complaint outlines alleged takeover attempt
31 Aug 21:08
EU 'net neutrality' may stop ISPs from blocking child abuse material
Analysis
Voluntary blocklists will be, er, blocked themselves
52 Comments
31 Aug 14:56
Got to dash out for some rubber johnnies? Amazon has a button for that
God help humanity if Wi-Fi goes down
94 Comments
31 Aug 14:14
Speaking in Tech: Fancy a 30 hour work week? Ask Amazon
Podcast
Plus: Uber, your burning-cash-as-a-service startup
31 Aug 10:06
Cisco is the new container for ContainerX
Upstart start-up assimilated into cloud biz
31 Aug 06:05
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Yahoo
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Privacy, who needs it?
20 Comments
31 Aug 02:05
Waze to go, Google: New dial-a-ride Uber, Lyft rival 'won't vet drivers'... What could go wrong?
Chocolate Factory also settles up cookie complaints
29 Comments
31 Aug 00:56
Making us pay tax will DESTROY EUROPE, roars Apple's Tim Cook
Apparently everyone could pay 0.005 per cent tax if they only asked
208 Comments
30 Aug 19:39
Super Cali goes ballistic, IT school is hopeless: Tech boot camp ITT frozen by edu officials
Doubts linger over for-profit US-wide college's finances
Holy friggin' Dell! $67bn EMC mega-gobble to complete on Sept 7
祝你好运,戴尔先生
30 Aug 18:54
Ireland taxman: Apple got NO favours from us, at all, at all
Yes, we squeezed just 0.005% corp tax from Apple. That was what it owed
57 Comments
30 Aug 12:06
EU verdict: Apple received €13bn in illegal tax benefits from Ireland
Updated
'State aid' will be recovered, plus interest
126 Comments
30 Aug 10:01
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Microsoft thought of the children and decided to ban some browsers
Google swats Nexus 5X vulnerable fastboot memory dump flaw
'Hey, Elon? You broke it, you bought it' says owner of SpaceX's satellite cinder
'I'm sorry, your lift has had a problem and had to shut down'
HDMI hooks up with USB-C in cables that reverse, one way
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Nul points: PM May's post-Brexit EU immigration options
Speaking in Tech: Fancy a 30 hour work week? Ask Amazon
Ireland's govt IT: Recession and job cuts forced us to adapt
Paper mountain, hidden Brexit: How'd you say immigration control would work?
UK IT consultant subject to insane sex ban order mounts legal challenge
New UK trade deals would not compensate for loss of single market membership
Turnbull's Transformers intend to test single sign-on to Gov.au on the
offshore, public
cloud
Someone in Australia wants server sales hidden from view