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Street-beating Brocade bounces back

Third quarter revenue rise and profits add shine to its switches
Chris Mellor, 22 Aug 16:25

Jarvis versus Jarvis: Don't DISRUPT the DISRUPTION GURU!

Comment The pissed-off media pundits’ pundit
Andrew Orlowski, 22 Aug 15:55

'Video on internet may not be entirely truthful': Times headline

QuoTW Plus 'I'm laughing at you all as I type this on my Win98 machine'

Primetime precrime? Minority Report TV series 'being developed'

I have to know. I have to find out what happened to my life
Team Register, 22 Aug 11:18

True fact: 1 in 4 Brits are now TERRORISTS

YouGov poll reveals terrible truth about the enemy within
Jasper Hamill, 22 Aug 10:13

Football legend Gary Lineker in TWITTER POO TROLL SCANDAL

Footballer targeted by puerile jokers
Jasper Hamill, 22 Aug 06:02

SDN? More like $$$DN: Sales to soar from $1bn today to $8bn by 2018

But bit-shuffling box sales will rise by even more, says IDC
Simon Sharwood, 22 Aug 04:02

Tesla: YES – We'll build a network of free Superchargers in Oz

Model S slated to land Down Under later this year
Richard Chirgwin, 21 Aug 22:02

HP Storage results: Gloomy, but there's light at the end of the tunnel

Comment Sort it out HP, you're on a good thing here
Chris Mellor, 21 Aug 15:02

VMware buys CloudVolumes to speed app installations

Acquired tech said to 'de-compose' Windows, a job Microsoft was doing by itself
Simon Sharwood, 21 Aug 04:32
Microsoft-themed Monopoly board

Microsoft exits climate denier lobby group

ALEC will have to do without Redmond, it seems
Richard Chirgwin, 21 Aug 03:02
HP

Pull up! Pull up! Pull up! Ding ... HP ends eleven-quarter sales nosedive

Take that parachute off, Meg. You won't be needing that, eh?
Shaun Nichols, 21 Aug 00:42
Netflix streaming service screenshot on Samsung

Netflix swallows yet another bitter pill, inks peering deal with TWC

Net neutrality crusader once again pays up for priority access
Shaun Nichols, 20 Aug 21:40

Opinion

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Wall Street woes: Oh noes, tech titans aren't using bankers

Worstall on Wednesday Get out your hankies: Facebook, Google use in-house teams

You'll find Yoda at the back of every IT conference

Something for the Weekend, Sir? The piss always taking is he. Bastard the.
Alistair Dabbs, 15 Aug 10:27
Columns of coins in the cloud

Hey, biz bods: OpenStack will be worth $3.3bn by 2018

Anything that simple to use has got to be complex to set up
Michael Cote, 14 Aug 08:28
Dolby UK demo listening room with Atmos enabled speakers

Dolby Atmos is coming home and it sounds amazing

Breaking Fad Don’t bin your multichannel home cinema system just yet
Steve May, 13 Aug 13:41

News

Linux Foundation says many Linux admins and engineers are certifiable

LinuxCon 2014 Floats exam program to help IT employers lock up talent
Neil McAllister, 20 Aug 20:28

Barnes & Noble: Swallow a Samsung Nook tablet, please ... pretty please

Novelslab finally on sale with ($199 - $20) price tag
Shaun Nichols, 20 Aug 18:55

Speedy software upstart PernixData showered in gold by expectant VCs

Whippersnapper gulps down initial funding, greedily tucks into second helping
Chris Mellor, 20 Aug 17:04

Samsung bags second Internet of Home Stuff home firm in a week

US electronics division slurps heating and A/C distie Quietside

I don't see dead people: Twitter to nix some images of deceased folk

Family members can submit takedown requests
Kelly Fiveash, 20 Aug 12:57

Video of US journalist 'beheading' pulled from social media

Yanked footage featured British-accented attacker and US journo James Foley
Jasper Hamill, 20 Aug 10:48

Wall Street woes: Oh noes, tech titans aren't using bankers

Worstall on Wednesday Get out your hankies: Facebook, Google use in-house teams
Tim Worstall, 20 Aug 08:05

Power of iPhone 6 hype-gasm: Apple a sniff away from record stock high

Peak Apple Split share price threatening to reach 2012 apex
Shaun Nichols, 20 Aug 07:02

Kate Bush: Don't make me HAVE CONTACT with your iPHONE

Can't face sea of wobbling fondle implements. What happened to lighters, eh?
Kelly Fiveash, 20 Aug 06:01

Uh, Obama? Did you miss a zero or two off Samsung's Chinese supplier 'fib' settlement?

No? OK. Tech giant will go ahead and write a $2.3m check
Shaun Nichols, 20 Aug 03:29

VMware shuffles the executive deckchairs

Big guns Eschenbach and Chadwick aimed at growth markets
Simon Sharwood, 20 Aug 02:03

Rubber Ub' hub: Uber test-drives condoms, gift card, soap etc deliveries

Get drugstore stuff in a hurry – like it's a 1999 dotcom bubble all over again
Iain Thomson, 19 Aug 23:02
Video

US TV stations bowl sueball directly at FCC's spectrum mega-sale

Broadcasters upset about coverage and cost as they shift up and down the dials
Shaun Nichols, 19 Aug 22:22

Ballmer leaves Microsoft board to spend more time with his b-balls

From Clippy to Clippers: Hi, I see you're running an NBA team now ...
Chris Williams, 19 Aug 19:16

'Fangless' activist investor chomps up chunk of Rackspace

Blue Harbour thirsting to quaff some fresh asset sweat
Gavin Clarke, 19 Aug 16:32
Call of Duty: Ghosts

Call of Duty daddy considers launching own movie studio

Activision Blizzard might like quality control of a CoD film
Kindergarten Cop

Caught red-handed: UK cops, PCSOs, specials behaving badly… on social media

No Mr Fuzz, don't ask a crime victim to be your pal on Facebook
Kelly Fiveash, 19 Aug 10:57
BlackBerry logo

BlackBerry slices off juiciest bits, bottles them in 'Tech Solutions'

BBM doesn't make the cut, but does at least go GA on Windows Phone
Aphex Twin

Tor-rorists get sneaky Aphex Twin album peek in dance guru hypegasm

Come for the music, stay for the surveillance
Iain Thomson, 18 Aug 23:14
medical_doctor_health_channel

'Chinese crims' snatch 4.5 MILLION patient files from US hospitals

Don't worry, says Community Health Systems, we're insured
Iain Thomson, 18 Aug 20:07

Class war! Wikipedia's workers revolt again

Bourgeois paper-shufflers have 'suspended democracy', sniff unpaid proles
Andrew Orlowski, 18 Aug 16:16