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HP biz split latest: 'I'm excited!' says CEO as investors exchange nervous looks

PC, printers still doing OK – but don't ask about the rest
Neil McAllister, 26 Nov 00:14

Dawn raids on Orange over TROMBONING allegations were fine, rules EU court

EC did nothing wrong when it bashed firm's doors in
Jennifer Baker, 25 Nov 19:06

KCOM Group results hit by Phones4U woes

But flaky PSN demand and slowing carrier biz didn't help
Paul Kunert, 25 Nov 18:24

Mysterious BEAM outside London Googleplex ZAPPED

Engineers dig up road outside Google's London HQ
Jasper Hamill, 25 Nov 17:26

C'mon, Brocade: QLogic's left the Fibre Channel game. Flat revenues again?

Analysis Plus: Is storage firm REALLY shopping itself...
Chris Mellor, 25 Nov 16:02

Lenovo: We'll say HELLO MOTO to profits in 18 months

Make ex-Google mobe firm a success
Simon Rockman, 25 Nov 15:25

Don't fret: Flash array fiddler Violin sees revenue rise, losses dip

CEO DeNuccio: Concerto will have their ears
Chris Mellor, 25 Nov 15:04

EU-Canada airline passenger data-sharing is not a done deal

MEPs ask ECJ to rule on legality of PNR agreement
Jennifer Baker, 25 Nov 14:34

South Londoner wins Reddit MILLIONAIRE not-a-lottery lottery

Exact amount dependent on other users’ generosity
Jasper Hamill, 25 Nov 13:38

Phoenix IT Group CEO: Turnarounds don't happen overnight

Turnover slips ... but hey, revenue is vanity. Profit's up
Paul Kunert, 25 Nov 13:18

Hungry Advanced Computer Software gets swallowed for £725m

Private equity firm likely to be eyeing ACS's margins
Kat Hall, 25 Nov 12:28

Samsung to boot out Shin after Galaxy S5 tanks – report

Smart telly man has the answers, according to report
Simon Rockman, 25 Nov 11:58

NEWSFLASH: You may ALREADY have seen Steve Jobs' willy

Sort of... Michael Fassbender's member has been around
Jasper Hamill, 25 Nov 11:28

Opinion

Whistling Google: PLEASE! Brussels can only hurt Europe, not us

+Analysis And Commish is VERY pro-Google. Why should we worry?

BIG FAT Lies: Porky Pies about obesity

Worstall @ the Weekend What really shortens lives? Reading this sort of crap in the papers
Tim Worstall, 23 Nov 07:00
Uber - living the dream

'How a censorious and moralistic blogger ruined my evening'

Damn tech press. Reporting and stuff. Jesus
John Lettice, 21 Nov 12:01

News

Whistling Google: PLEASE! Brussels can only hurt Europe, not us

+Analysis And Commish is VERY pro-Google. Why should we worry?
Andrew Orlowski, 25 Nov 09:37

And the award for the world's most tech-savvy country goes to …

… Denmark, ahead of South Korea, with Blighty climbing the charts and the USA in 12th spot
Simon Sharwood, 25 Nov 08:37

Ex-EU digi supremo Steelie Neelie's net neutrality bid in tatters?

National govts want to row back on 'open internet' law, leaked doc suggests
Jennifer Baker, 25 Nov 08:18

Anti-download biz sued for 'abusive' robo-call demands for money

Rightscorp accused of unfairly extracting personal info on piracy suspects from ISPs
Shaun Nichols, 25 Nov 04:24

Abbott scholarship leaker escapes conviction

Freya Newman handed two-year good behaviour bond after revealing secret scholarship
Darren Pauli, 25 Nov 00:40

Apple surges in on the BYOD wave

Is your business ready?
Danny Bradbury, 24 Nov 23:59

US taxmen won't say WHY they're probing Microsoft. So Redmond is suing the IRS

Auditors very interested in what happened in 2004 to 2009
Neil McAllister, 24 Nov 21:31

Mega GP tech services framework badge awarded

Insight and Phoenix IT grab Lot 2 spot of £1.2bn procurement rig
Paul Kunert, 24 Nov 17:37

Google dodges 'costly' legal precedent, settles Daniel Hegglin case

Search giant saves blushes in online abuse case
Kat Hall, 24 Nov 16:07

Bubble-licious: Good times here again for UK tech startups – research

VCs pumping in that money like it's 2001
Kat Hall, 24 Nov 12:39
management regulation1

Businessman takes Google to High Court to block online abuse from search results

Wants search giant to wipe traces of anonymous postings
Kat Hall, 24 Nov 10:59

Gov.UK annual IT spend edges down... to £4.3 BEEELLION

But billions still going on backoffice
Kat Hall, 24 Nov 09:02
Parliament House Canberra by Flickr user OzMark17 used under CC Share and Share alike licence

Turnbull: Box-huggers are holding back cloud

Dimension Data launches government-only cloud for Australia
Simon Sharwood, 24 Nov 01:14
Regina Egbert, El Reg's virtual news anchor

NOW! It's news to us at Vulture Central

Vid Wearables have a tough week and RBS rapped on knuckles
Leeloo (Milla Jovovich) in The Fifth Element

The Genome: Loose morals ... and even looser plotlines

Page File Russian sci-fi royalty's latest is a rather baffling hodge-podge

BIG FAT Lies: Porky Pies about obesity

Worstall @ the Weekend What really shortens lives? Reading this sort of crap in the papers
Tim Worstall, 23 Nov 07:00
Vladislav (Jemaine Clement) in What We Do In The Shadows

What We Do In The Shadows? Laugh ourselves silly, mostly

Film Review Vampire mockumentary is brilliant fish-out-of-water fun