Business

Someone paid $85,000 for hated GLITTER BOMB FACTORY

Viral site fetches gonzo sale price in auction
Shaun Nichols, 23 Jan 21:48

ICANN orders re-evaluation of dot-gay

But it may still not be gay enough
Kieren McCarthy, 23 Jan 20:46

YouTube: Nobody needs to get hurt Zoe, just sign the Ts&Cs

+Comment Cellist Keating not keen to play by Google’s rules
Andrew Orlowski, 23 Jan 16:59

Why so tax-shy, big tech firms? – Bank of England governor

Carney concerned over Rise of the machines, too
Kat Hall, 23 Jan 15:57

Kaminario swallows $15m – ONE MONTH after last cash gulp

Comment Upstarts get fatter but there's only room for so many
Chris Mellor, 23 Jan 13:32

Microsoft raids Symantec, snaps up UK licensing sales head

It's a ‘mobile first, cloud first’ world
Paul Kunert, 23 Jan 12:46

What was Tim Cook worth to Apple in 2014? $9 MILLION, apparently

CEO handed bulging package after 'extraordinary' year
Kat Hall, 23 Jan 12:14

Leaked doc: Europe's justice chiefs forming plans to cosy up to ISPs

Yeah, and bring back PNR! Think of the terrorists...
Jennifer Baker, 23 Jan 11:38

Gov.UK inhaled G-Cloud, spat out framework – ex-lead claims

Original team member claims there are 'vision' problems
Kat Hall, 23 Jan 11:02

Sony blames NORK The Interview cyber strike for delayed Q3 report

Offline finance and accounting systems not back until mid-Feb
Gavin Clarke, 23 Jan 10:28
Fight sticker

Top US privacy bod: EU should STOP appeasing whiny consumers

Ding ding ding: Round 94 of the EU vs the US on privacy
Jennifer Baker, 23 Jan 10:07

Is it humanly possible to watch Gigli and Battlefield Earth back-to-back?

May prove fatal, if we throw Pearl Harbor into the mix
Lester Haines, 23 Jan 07:02
Barratt Brown

FBI-baiter Barrett Brown gets five years in chokey plus $890,000 fine

Hack welcomes free food and chance to report on penal system
Iain Thomson, 23 Jan 04:32

Opinion

YOU. Your women are mine. Give them to me. I want to sell them

Something for the Weekend, Sir? YouTube's copyright killjoy bots amok

YouTube: Nobody needs to get hurt Zoe, just sign the Ts&Cs

+Comment Cellist Keating not keen to play by Google’s rules
Andrew Orlowski, 23 Jan 16:59
Funnel of cash. Credit: via SXC – http://www.sxc.hu/profile/Leonardini

Kaminario swallows $15m – ONE MONTH after last cash gulp

Comment Upstarts get fatter but there's only room for so many
Chris Mellor, 23 Jan 13:32
Man wrinkles his eyes in an expression of pain, annoyance or dsicomfort

ULLtraDIMM dam plus inventory oops smacks SanDisk’s Q4 growth

+Comment Customer departure didn't help either
Chris Mellor, 22 Jan 12:31

News

Australia to launch Digital Transformation Office, with no budget

Malcolm Turnbull gets the e-government catalyst/startup he's hinted at for yonks
Simon Sharwood, 23 Jan 04:30

Lies, damn lies and Wikipedia: Murder suspect NOT a Plaxo founder – ex-staffer

Cite unseen: Indy, Daily Mail, TechCrunch in 'research' fail
Team Register, 22 Jan 16:05

Dell director Poskett leaves Dell for new role at … Dell

Luckily, he’ll still be ‘leveraging his extensive experience’. Phew
Paul Kunert, 22 Jan 15:39

Netlist and Diablo set for legal jaw-jaw, not a war-war

Flash tech dispute could be settled in a matter of weeks
Chris Mellor, 22 Jan 15:00

ULLtraDIMM dam plus inventory oops smacks SanDisk’s Q4 growth

+Comment Customer departure didn't help either
Chris Mellor, 22 Jan 12:31

Tat bazaar eBay confirms: THOUSANDS of workers will be AXED

Mulling over sales, flotation of enterprise arm as losses mount
Paul Kunert, 22 Jan 11:28

EMC parachutes EMEA bigwig into UK boss role

Only temporary, says PR man, as we 'figure out our options'
Paul Kunert, 22 Jan 10:59

2015: The year of MAD TV science, but who can keep up?

Breaking Fad Blizzard of buzzwords foreshadow epic changes to TV tech
Steve May, 22 Jan 10:32

Brain-train kid game settles with FTC over 'unsupported' claims

Edu-app peddler will be watched closely, says watchdog
Shaun Nichols, 22 Jan 09:27

Netadmin wanted for 'terrible, terrible, awful job nobody wants'

Or perhaps a gig as a 'begrudging yet proficient' security bod is your thing?
Darren Pauli, 22 Jan 08:31

NO WARRANTS NEEDED for metadata access, argues Oz A-G

Submission to metadata inquiry says telecoms data is not intrusive
Simon Sharwood, 22 Jan 02:12

Judge to Dish Network: your Hopper's hip, it ain't no Aereo

Ruling excludes service from TV streaming ban
Shaun Nichols, 21 Jan 20:21
Dunce

Microsoft: Flunked our test? Fear not, techies...

Take a second shot at your Certified Pro exams
Paul Kunert, 21 Jan 16:23
management social5

Pure Storage confirms EMEA veep Rose has left the building

CEO Dietzen talks up flash, his EMC hire and plans for IPO
Paul Kunert, 21 Jan 16:03

Capita IT Services raises the axe AGAIN

Closes OPENHIVE's last office, puts staff at risk of redundo
Paul Kunert, 21 Jan 14:32

Copycat drug souk Silk Road 2.0: Another man cuffed

Site had been generating $8m in sales PER MONTH, say Feds
War of the Worlds

Elon Musk SNOWED UNDER with Googley DOLLARS for Space Internet

Ad giant now owns hefty chunk of rocket firm
Kelly Fiveash, 21 Jan 12:29

God bless Brit biz spending, gushes Computacenter

Group sales up despite weakness in continental ops
Paul Kunert, 21 Jan 12:17

'Success'? Verify FAILED for 40% in self-assess tax trial

Good luck with that March 2016 deadline, gov.uk
Kat Hall, 21 Jan 12:03