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US tweet deportation: Chilling behind-the-scenes photos

The shock truth of what really went down at LAX
Lester Haines, 03 Feb 16:19

Our roving reporter snaps Tenerife sex dangle

Randy Brit tourist caught hanging from stairs
Lester Haines, 25 Nov 09:01

Southampton hampton vice shocker: Exclusive snap

Todger, ring, firemen, camera, lights, action...
Lester Haines, 18 Nov 10:39

Apollo 17 Moon landing: Shock revelations

New photographic evidence blows lid on massive cover-up
Lester Haines, 09 Sep 15:35

JP Morgan has a Playmobil moment

Euro debt crisis explained in miniature
Lester Haines, 08 Sep 11:01

Murdoch parliamentary pandemonium: Shock snap

Exclusive What really went down at the faceful-of-pie hearing
Lester Haines, 22 Jul 12:46

Middle-aged sex: The X-rated photo guide

NSFW We make the effort, so you don't have to
Lester Haines, 25 Jun 11:02

Pig plague alert: Our safe sex guide

NSFW How to get it on in these high-risk times
Lester Haines, 11 Dec 12:15

You too can become a Taoist Mao Shan master

Handy Reg step-by-step guide to achieving enlightenment
Lester Haines, 05 Nov 14:37

Agincourt: The sensational truth

El Reg calculates the true strength of Henry's forces
Lester Haines, 02 Nov 12:40

El Reg launches 'Skinny Fit' fashion range

Exclusive preview of international poster campaign
Lester Haines, 16 Oct 10:55

Playmobil figures feared lost in Great Fire of Guildford

Tragic end to school inferno re-enactment?
Lester Haines, 15 Oct 10:02
The Register breaking news

Almighty rumpus in Swedish lesbian enclave

Drunken Welshmen cop a pink pasting
Lester Haines, 09 Oct 10:02
The Register breaking news

Yank slams El Reg 'zio-fruitcake' Playmobil 'crap'

FoTW Tehran-bound mini-WMDs fail to impress
Lester Haines, 02 Oct 10:05
The Register breaking news

Swedish military combustobra: Jubtastic snap

Overheated conscript caught on camera
Lester Haines, 25 Sep 09:55

Swedish devil girls fingered on Street View

Shock sequence captures cyclist molestation
Lester Haines, 17 Jul 12:31

Oompa-Loompa v Tinky Winky: Shock scrap pic

Exclusive snap of mindless fancy dress violence
Lester Haines, 08 May 11:02

G20 Summit: All the action caught on camera

Our man braves London's riot-ravaged streets
Lester Haines, 03 Apr 10:38

NYC 'Top Model' stampede: The truth revealed

Exclusive snaps of Manhattan mayhem
Lester Haines, 20 Mar 12:02

El Reg pays tribute to father of Playmobil

Exclusive snaps from Vulture Central's Hans Beck bash
Lester Haines, 06 Feb 12:02

UFO wind turbine prang site: Exclusive photos

What really went down in Lincolnshire
Lester Haines, 19 Jan 12:08

Enormous HP box spotted from space

Exclusive pics of Peterborough packaging pandemonium
Lester Haines, 22 Dec 11:02

Fire-breathing black cabs: Shock eyewitness photo

RoTM NRA operative survives TX4 ambush
Lester Haines, 26 Sep 11:02

Facebook - The Movie! Exclusive storyboard peek

White-knuckle rollercoaster of a movie in prospect
Lester Haines, 05 Sep 10:05
The Register breaking news

T5 Transformers t-shirt bust: Shock snap

Armed apparel supression team tackles terrorist threat
Lester Haines, 03 Jun 13:02
The Register breaking news

The battle of Lesbos: Exclusive combat pic

Lesbians lick Lesbians in dramatic beach landing
Lester Haines, 02 May 12:02
The Register breaking news

Monroe BJ film - world exclusive still

NSFW Happy birthday, Mr President?
Lester Haines, 15 Apr 14:51
The Register breaking news

How BA handles lost luggage complaints: Shock picture

The Register has this afternoon obtained shock photographic evidence of what happens if British Airways mislays your luggage and you decide to kick up a fuss about it:
Warning: aircraft

El Reg reconstructs Heathrow T5 chaos

For those of you who are having difficulty fully comprehending the fearful chaos inside Heathrow's new Terminal 5, inaugurated this week amid the kind of anarchy which only BAA can really pull off, we're delighted to offer this afternoon our representation of the scenes inside the building as enraged passengers storm the security gates in the vain hope that armed action might reunite them with their luggage:

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