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Microsoft, antitrust and blogtards

Mailbag Beast 2.0

7 Dec 2007, 16:55

Never use an internet translator to hire a gorilla

Comments Butthash and flying cows inside

10 Nov 2007, 12:02

Ming the clam battles wolfman over Jordan's jubs

Comments And man's best friend goes in, guns blazing

3 Nov 2007, 09:02

Flaming squirrel nicked for blatant forgeries

Comments While plods drop trousers, fine barmaid for breast extravaganza

27 Oct 2007, 12:02

Leprechaun steals Gandalf's trousers, is offered starring role in The Hobbit

Comments While Microsoft invades your brain

19 Oct 2007, 16:13

Never trust a robot with anal beads and a fixed grin

Comments A flying car? Your pants are on fire

14 Oct 2007, 08:02

Alcohol makes you smart enough to study it

Comments And plane wings are a little chilli

5 Oct 2007, 16:01

Ninjas battle invisible frogs in Hitler's San Diego bunker

Comments And sex with hoovers can land you inside

29 Sep 2007, 09:02

Spunky salmon return to life to gas us all

Comments As the BOFH battles the architects

21 Sep 2007, 15:47

Tech gets steamier with mp3 vibrators and strap-on kit

Comments And idiots break themselves against martial artists

14 Sep 2007, 18:39

Toddler flexibility at risk as rock stars and goats die young

Comments: Just stick 'em in the giant pyramid

7 Sep 2007, 15:56

Kung-fu monks can kick ass, but they can't reincarnate

Comments While rappers lick standard-issue grapefruits

3 Sep 2007, 09:54

Racist Reg hacks slammed for 'vitriolic hatred'

FoTW So, what's the velocity of a Welsh flame in a vacuum?

31 Aug 2007, 09:44

Boys' toys get burned, glued and impounded

Comments And stilted love scenes make us yawn

24 Aug 2007, 20:15

Man loses leg in bathtub romp

Comments And dead men buy no ringtones

17 Aug 2007, 15:40

AK-wielding geckos levitate in from the Tower of Doom

Comments We're all too busy smirting to stop them

11 Aug 2007, 00:39

Ban the internet! It's full of worms and iPlayers

Comments And Google shows patent disdain

3 Aug 2007, 19:46

Laser iPhones shrink your brains

Comments But overpriced booze doesn't - honest

28 Jul 2007, 16:49

Reader succumbs to apostrophe apoplexy

FoTW Misplaced punctuation outrage

27 Jul 2007, 09:02

Keeping abreast of disappointing Apple products

Comments Does anyone have the young nympho's number?

21 Jul 2007, 20:23

iPhones, iPhones and more iPhones

Comments Enough already!

13 Jul 2007, 17:22

Children fight back against RIAA, take over Mensa

Comments While Blighty faces new Armada

29 Jun 2007, 17:58

Unplugged life supports and padlocked manhoods abound

Comments Rival wiki smackdown slated on World of Warcraft

22 Jun 2007, 19:23

Rufus fights back

Battling tech support hero's right to reply

22 Jun 2007, 09:32

'Shut your head and be pheasant'

FoTW A friend of Rufus writes

22 Jun 2007, 09:30

Exams, contracts, and nuclear research: stupid, stupid, stupid

Letters GCSE physics scandal shakes mailbag

15 Jun 2007, 13:02

Rufus, Mok and Lai urinate on mean customers' baggage

Comments Pain in the butts beware

15 Jun 2007, 12:26

Naked builders hate ugly logos, but don't frequent Google Maps

A lucky escape for the rest of us?

8 Jun 2007, 16:00

Dr Who saves Thailand from evil canine unmentionables

Comments Candid Martha Jones shots leaked on Google Maps

1 Jun 2007, 17:11

Tom Cruise causes Wi-Fi humour blackouts

Letters Pass us the coffee, would you?

1 Jun 2007, 15:24

Linux fans go nuclear over Microsoft's patent teasing

Comments And illicit Wi-Fi use can get you nicked

25 May 2007, 22:36

Naked doctors eat vultures in front of Freeview

Letters Was that a Yeti?

18 May 2007, 15:26

Paris takes on Ubuntu in techno celebrity clash

Letters Well, not really...

11 May 2007, 13:02

Irate New Mexican workers ward off alien attack

Letters A bunch of hot air

4 May 2007, 18:57

Orange doles out an IOU to Christian pareidolians

Letters While monitored by EU police

1 May 2007, 14:53

Virtual overdoses of chocolate Wi-Fi

Letters As well as trains, drunks and exoskeletons

27 Apr 2007, 15:41

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