Earlier Letters stories
Never use an internet translator to hire a gorilla
Comments Butthash and flying cows inside
10 Nov 2007, 12:02
Ming the clam battles wolfman over Jordan's jubs
Comments And man's best friend goes in, guns blazing
3 Nov 2007, 09:02
Flaming squirrel nicked for blatant forgeries
Comments While plods drop trousers, fine barmaid for breast extravaganza
27 Oct 2007, 12:02
Leprechaun steals Gandalf's trousers, is offered starring role in The Hobbit
Comments While Microsoft invades your brain
19 Oct 2007, 16:13
Never trust a robot with anal beads and a fixed grin
Comments A flying car? Your pants are on fire
14 Oct 2007, 08:02
Alcohol makes you smart enough to study it
Comments And plane wings are a little chilli
5 Oct 2007, 16:01
Ninjas battle invisible frogs in Hitler's San Diego bunker
Comments And sex with hoovers can land you inside
29 Sep 2007, 09:02
Spunky salmon return to life to gas us all
Comments As the BOFH battles the architects
21 Sep 2007, 15:47
Tech gets steamier with mp3 vibrators and strap-on kit
Comments And idiots break themselves against martial artists
14 Sep 2007, 18:39
Toddler flexibility at risk as rock stars and goats die young
Comments: Just stick 'em in the giant pyramid
7 Sep 2007, 15:56
Kung-fu monks can kick ass, but they can't reincarnate
Comments While rappers lick standard-issue grapefruits
3 Sep 2007, 09:54
Racist Reg hacks slammed for 'vitriolic hatred'
FoTW So, what's the velocity of a Welsh flame in a vacuum?
31 Aug 2007, 09:44
Boys' toys get burned, glued and impounded
Comments And stilted love scenes make us yawn
24 Aug 2007, 20:15
AK-wielding geckos levitate in from the Tower of Doom
Comments We're all too busy smirting to stop them
11 Aug 2007, 00:39
Ban the internet! It's full of worms and iPlayers
Comments And Google shows patent disdain
3 Aug 2007, 19:46
Keeping abreast of disappointing Apple products
Comments Does anyone have the young nympho's number?
21 Jul 2007, 20:23
Children fight back against RIAA, take over Mensa
Comments While Blighty faces new Armada
29 Jun 2007, 17:58
Unplugged life supports and padlocked manhoods abound
Comments Rival wiki smackdown slated on World of Warcraft
22 Jun 2007, 19:23
Exams, contracts, and nuclear research: stupid, stupid, stupid
Letters GCSE physics scandal shakes mailbag
15 Jun 2007, 13:02
Rufus, Mok and Lai urinate on mean customers' baggage
Comments Pain in the butts beware
15 Jun 2007, 12:26
Naked builders hate ugly logos, but don't frequent Google Maps
A lucky escape for the rest of us?
8 Jun 2007, 16:00
Dr Who saves Thailand from evil canine unmentionables
Comments Candid Martha Jones shots leaked on Google Maps
1 Jun 2007, 17:11
Linux fans go nuclear over Microsoft's patent teasing
Comments And illicit Wi-Fi use can get you nicked
25 May 2007, 22:36
Orange doles out an IOU to Christian pareidolians
Letters While monitored by EU police
1 May 2007, 14:53
Virtual overdoses of chocolate Wi-Fi
Letters As well as trains, drunks and exoskeletons
27 Apr 2007, 15:41
