Earlier Bootnotes stories
John McAfee talks of sex, drugs, and bad coding
Disavows software that bears his name
Bootnotes 8 May 20:03
Colombian plods cuff jailbreaker despite on-the-run gender bend
Hefty Bulgarian airbags fail to distract Barranquilla fuzz
Bootnotes 8 May 09:57
Librarians: Argos site is top priority to be preserved for future generations
El Reg strangely not in top 100 historymaking list
Bootnotes 7 May 11:26
'Not only is James Bond fictional, he's not a fair representation of intelligence'
QuoTW Plus: 'Smart meters are crap computers in a crap box'
Bootnotes 3 May 08:34
Peeping Tom suspects cuffed after 'falling through women's toilet ceiling'
Boys in Blue brought after bang heard from the bogs
Bootnotes 3 May 05:04
Thousands rally behind teen girl cuffed, expelled in harmless 'explosion'
Pop bottle top pop blown out of proportion in Florida
Bootnotes 2 May 11:18
Give it up for Live 8-bit: Muso devs raise dosh for Bletchley Park kids
Audio Electronica album sales pumped into programming lessons
Bootnotes 1 May 10:24
'Your infernal cable pipes come up from Hell, Virgin!'
Quotw Plus: 'I suspect some DDoS skid on his Mum's Windows box'
Bootnotes 26 Apr 10:04
Vietnamese madam cuffed after advertising girls on Facebook
Art museum nudies NO! But prostitutes, sure
Bootnotes 25 Apr 14:19
Want a coffee with Tim Cook? Better start saving now
Apple boss chin-wag will cost $100,000+
Bootnotes 24 Apr 23:48
COCK-A-DOODLE-DOO: NASA rovers scrawl giant willy on Mars
Pic Jet (Propulsion) Set Willy
Bootnotes 24 Apr 16:47
Indian IT consultant becomes idol to legions of football fans
Hat-trick hiccup bloke declines offer to join Premier League
Bootnotes 24 Apr 15:14
Bill Gates offends Koreans after sticking hand down trousers
'American style' session with madam president
Bootnotes 24 Apr 05:02
'He's F**KED with the wrong nerd ... I warned I'd go public'
Quotw Plus: 'You have to be a complete Facebook junkee to use Home'
Bootnotes 19 Apr 10:39
I salute Lady THATCHER - Shoreditch's SILICON GODMOTHER
¡Bong! Investor Steve directs the baroness's funeral
Bootnotes 12 Apr 11:44
... time machine. Iranian Dr Who claims he invented a ...
State media pulls report on PC-sized box with powers to see the future
Bootnotes 12 Apr 01:11
Attack of the CYBER NORKS! Pyongyang in frontal assault online
Jong-un's a WRONG 'UN, claim southerners
Bootnotes 10 Apr 15:59
Hard luck lads, todger size DOES matter: Official
NSFWish Being tall and masculine also helps, says stiff stiff
Bootnotes 9 Apr 20:32
Star Trek phaser sells for a STUNNING $231,000
KHAAAAAANNNNNNNNN't believe I paid that much for it!
Bootnotes 9 Apr 06:28
Google cofounder Brin sighted in Tesla batmobile
Photo Pink car a fine ride for King Google
Bootnotes 5 Apr 23:43
Why I'm hiring the BRAINS and BALLS of CONSERVATIVE 2.0
¡Bong! Welcome, visionary Rahul Sativa
Bootnotes 5 Apr 14:29
'To employers, Jobs would just seem like a jerk in bad clothing'
QuotW Plus: 'Folks who want porn can buy an Android phone'
Bootnotes 5 Apr 10:00
Norkoshop: How Pyongyang well and truly forked Adobe
El Reg exclusively reveals Kim Jong-Un's photo propaganda tool
Bootnotes 5 Apr 09:19
Google offers Adwords deals - but you can't trust their numbers
A load of balls from Mountain View's maths wizards
Bootnotes 4 Apr 08:26
ANCIENT CURSED RING known to TOLKIEN goes on display
In the land of Hampshire where the Shadows lie
Bootnotes 3 Apr 10:44
'I've read all the Harry Potters - and I'm proud to have done so for adverts'
QuotW 'After they gave me $millions, I discovered Yahoo! has an inspirational goal'
Bootnotes 29 Mar 10:10
Pyongyang Photoshop tomfoolery shows wet Norks, skirts blown up
Virtual hover armada storms beach in propaganda pic
Bootnotes 28 Mar 11:18
Swedish linguists nix new word after row with Google
Online ad giant said 'nej!' to 'ogooglebar'
Bootnotes 26 Mar 23:15
CERN re-opens 'Animal Shelter for Computer Mice'
Is the large hadron collector warping time?
Bootnotes 26 Mar 04:25
Dongle smut Twitstorm claims second scalp
Possible blokey jokey sees cross woman in pink slip
Bootnotes 22 Mar 23:45
Goblinproofing One's Chicken Coop hailed oddest book title
Anti-fairy guide wins prestigious literary award
Bootnotes 22 Mar 14:27
Victoria and Albert museum in narrow escape from Napalm Death
Fragile London landmark dodges Brummie sonic weapon
Bootnotes 22 Mar 06:03
Young model ruthlessly fingers upskirt iPad petshop pervert
Fruity fondleslab pant-snapper in LinkedIn giveaway
Bootnotes 21 Mar 09:29
Refusal to swallow scuppers woman's tadpole-smuggling plan
Chinese airport staff unimpressed with gobful of porwigle
Bootnotes 21 Mar 06:02
Fukushima switchboard defeated by rat
NON-MUTANT RODENT in NUKE PLANT ELECTRO-SHOCKER
Bootnotes 21 Mar 00:25
