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CERN re-opens 'Animal Shelter for Computer Mice'

Is the large hadron collector warping time?

Bootnotes 26 Mar 04:25

Dongle smut Twitstorm claims second scalp

Possible blokey jokey sees cross woman in pink slip

Bootnotes 22 Mar 23:45

Goblinproofing One's Chicken Coop hailed oddest book title

Anti-fairy guide wins prestigious literary award

Bootnotes 22 Mar 14:27

Victoria and Albert museum in narrow escape from Napalm Death

Fragile London landmark dodges Brummie sonic weapon

Bootnotes 22 Mar 06:03

Young model ruthlessly fingers upskirt iPad petshop pervert

Fruity fondleslab pant-snapper in LinkedIn giveaway

Bootnotes 21 Mar 09:29

Refusal to swallow scuppers woman's tadpole-smuggling plan

Chinese airport staff unimpressed with gobful of porwigle

Bootnotes 21 Mar 06:02

Fukushima switchboard defeated by rat

NON-MUTANT RODENT in NUKE PLANT ELECTRO-SHOCKER

Bootnotes 21 Mar 00:25

Bottomless, unsatisfied Xbox widow cuffed after boyf flees nookie

Pantless woman arrested by rubbish bin 'anticipated sex'

Bootnotes 18 Mar 06:00

Drunk driving: No more dangerous than talking on handsfree mobe

'Should be allowed', advise researchers

Bootnotes 15 Mar 06:03

Oklahoma woman cuffed with loaded .22 in pork holster

Officer pulls piece from intimate hidey-hole

Bootnotes 8 Mar 17:46

'Seriously Kelly? I may as well call YOU the unelected networks tsar'

Quotw Plus: 'Why do PC manufacturers even bother any more?'

Bootnotes 8 Mar 10:04

Canuck rumps resist Street View arsebusters

NSFW Blue moon shines bright in Nova Scotia

Bootnotes 8 Mar 06:02

Bacon sarnies can kill: Official

Doomwatching boffins issue deadly processed meat alert

Bootnotes 7 Mar 15:24

Reg readers brew up the ultimate cuppa

The people's vote takes us one step closer to tea nirvana

Bootnotes 7 Mar 11:19

Carrie Fisher dusts off THAT bikini for Star Wars VII

Princess Leia rescued from 'intergalactic old folks' home'

Bootnotes 6 Mar 13:19

Lynch and his Autonomy inner circle depict selves as crime kingpins

Vid Prank vid from the past. Mike, don't give up the day ... oh

The Channel 5 Mar 06:00

Arise, Lord BONG

¡Bong! My helpful GNOMES will slay these PEERS

Bootnotes 1 Mar 14:28

'It's common for freelancers to farm out work to cheap coders'

Quotw Plus: 'I'm supposed to release an enterprise platform on Azure?'

Bootnotes 1 Mar 10:33

Strategic SIEGE ROBOTS defeated by 'heavily intoxicated' man, 62

Epic battle in Ohio: Fall of the Machines™

Bootnotes 28 Feb 06:03

US insurer punts 'bestiality' to wide-eyed kiddies, gasp 'mums'

Video Girl flirts with pig in 'disgusting' roadside-assistance romp

Bootnotes 26 Feb 11:43

North Korean citizens told: Socialist haircuts are a thing... go get some

Government proclaims: All your hairs R belong to us

Bootnotes 26 Feb 06:04

Woman nails 'cheating boyf' on Russian 'Street View'

Spots paramour pair in Perm panorama

Bootnotes 22 Feb 08:24

Bill Gates: 'Microsoft didn't MISS cell phone' bandwagon

Quotw Plus: 'Trolls are just trying to hijack somebody else's idea'

Bootnotes 22 Feb 08:06

US woman cuffed for 'booking strippers for 16th birthday bash'

'Intimate' entertainment endangered teen welfare, cops claim

Bootnotes 22 Feb 06:09

Oklahoma cops rake ashes of 'spontaneous combustion' victim

Timber-framed house intact as owner goes up in flames

Bootnotes 21 Feb 11:24

This 320-gigapixel snap of London is size of Buckingham Palace

BT's 360° panorama has its own unit of measure

Bootnotes 21 Feb 08:03

Perfect sex minx calculated from 'deep' probe of X-rated flicks

10,000 web smut stars analysed, vital statistics checked and double-checked

Bootnotes 21 Feb 06:02

Mega-rotund Dotcom's Mega gobbles up Bitcoin payments

Virtual currency'll do for premium file-swap accounts

Bootnotes 18 Feb 16:06

Roast entrepreneur: Mmm, tastes Just Like Chicken

¡Bong! Google Glasses and The MIRACLE of the ALPS

Bootnotes 15 Feb 15:27

Satanic Renault takes hapless French bloke on 200km/h joyride

'Insane' car's victim 'saw life flash before eyes'

Bootnotes 15 Feb 14:28

'Bah, this Apple Shop is full of APPLES'

Enraged fanbois lead fruit emporium to rebrand

Bootnotes 15 Feb 11:03

CEO Tim Cook: Apple retail stores are 'like Prozac' to me

Quotw Plus: 'There have been no sightings of dead bodies rising'

Bootnotes 15 Feb 10:28

Ask Google this impossible question, get web filth as a reward

Try it before search engine PHWOAR, er, flaw is fixed

Bootnotes 14 Feb 07:03

Kiwi Coroner says Coca-Cola helped kill woman

Cardiac arrhythmia followed nine litres a day habit

Bootnotes 12 Feb 22:45

Still-living, unincarcerated Ted Nugent invited to Barack Obama gig

Gun-loving rocker to attend State of the Union address

Bootnotes 12 Feb 12:44

Rogue Squadron: Unit of X-wings Kickstarts in response to Death Star

Not long ago, on a website one click away

Bootnotes 12 Feb 08:02

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