Earlier Bootnotes stories
US insurer punts 'bestiality' to wide-eyed kiddies, gasp 'mums'
Video Girl flirts with pig in 'disgusting' roadside-assistance romp
Bootnotes 26 Feb 11:43
North Korean citizens told: Socialist haircuts are a thing... go get some
Government proclaims: All your hairs R belong to us
Bootnotes 26 Feb 06:04
Woman nails 'cheating boyf' on Russian 'Street View'
Spots paramour pair in Perm panorama
Bootnotes 22 Feb 08:24
Bill Gates: 'Microsoft didn't MISS cell phone' bandwagon
Quotw Plus: 'Trolls are just trying to hijack somebody else's idea'
Bootnotes 22 Feb 08:06
US woman cuffed for 'booking strippers for 16th birthday bash'
'Intimate' entertainment endangered teen welfare, cops claim
Bootnotes 22 Feb 06:09
Oklahoma cops rake ashes of 'spontaneous combustion' victim
Timber-framed house intact as owner goes up in flames
Bootnotes 21 Feb 11:24
This 320-gigapixel snap of London is size of Buckingham Palace
BT's 360° panorama has its own unit of measure
Bootnotes 21 Feb 08:03
Perfect sex minx calculated from 'deep' probe of X-rated flicks
10,000 web smut stars analysed, vital statistics checked and double-checked
Bootnotes 21 Feb 06:02
Mega-rotund Dotcom's Mega gobbles up Bitcoin payments
Virtual currency'll do for premium file-swap accounts
Bootnotes 18 Feb 16:06
Roast entrepreneur: Mmm, tastes Just Like Chicken
¡Bong! Google Glasses and The MIRACLE of the ALPS
Bootnotes 15 Feb 15:27
Satanic Renault takes hapless French bloke on 200km/h joyride
'Insane' car's victim 'saw life flash before eyes'
Bootnotes 15 Feb 14:28
'Bah, this Apple Shop is full of APPLES'
Enraged fanbois lead fruit emporium to rebrand
Bootnotes 15 Feb 11:03
CEO Tim Cook: Apple retail stores are 'like Prozac' to me
Quotw Plus: 'There have been no sightings of dead bodies rising'
Bootnotes 15 Feb 10:28
Ask Google this impossible question, get web filth as a reward
Try it before search engine PHWOAR, er, flaw is fixed
Bootnotes 14 Feb 07:03
Kiwi Coroner says Coca-Cola helped kill woman
Cardiac arrhythmia followed nine litres a day habit
Bootnotes 12 Feb 22:45
Still-living, unincarcerated Ted Nugent invited to Barack Obama gig
Gun-loving rocker to attend State of the Union address
Bootnotes 12 Feb 12:44
Rogue Squadron: Unit of X-wings Kickstarts in response to Death Star
Not long ago, on a website one click away
Bootnotes 12 Feb 08:02
Twitter translated to LOLCATZ: Strangely this had not been done
THNX ... I canz make conversashun with el cat
Bootnotes 12 Feb 06:02
Pope resigns months after launching social networking effort
Cardinals to elect successor to @pontifex handle
Bootnotes 11 Feb 12:45
Playmobil punts bank-heist set to wide-eyed kiddies
Should actually be the bank robbing the punter
Bootnotes 11 Feb 11:04
Illicit phone rings in Sri Lankan inmate's back crack
Ill-timed call rumbles rectal ruse
Bootnotes 11 Feb 07:03
Huge rock-hard marble erection shocks Japanese kiddies
Parents demand underpants for Michelangelo's David dead ringer
Bootnotes 8 Feb 11:28
Tennessee bloke quits job over satanic wage slip
'666' ID code will 'sell his soul to the devil'
Bootnotes 8 Feb 10:24
'You get burned out on Facebook after a while'
Quotw Plus: 'The only risk is the power of the Force'
Bootnotes 8 Feb 10:04
Kickstarter project says open source can blast Death Star costs
Seeks £20m for plans, sets 'stretch goal' of £543qn and launch date of Dec 2015
Bootnotes 5 Feb 22:59
'Why can't we say we're happy to be RIMmed on a daily basis?'
Quotw Plus: 'Keep hairdryer four, five inches from the iPhone'
Bootnotes 1 Feb 12:37
Bring out your dead: Reg readers reveal filthy, filthy PCs...
Ventblockers Computers' hellish interiors reveal further horrors
Bootnotes 1 Feb 09:03
Boffins propose satnav tracking for 'KILLER KOALAS'
Museum, journal, perpetuate man-masticating marsupial monster myth
Bootnotes 31 Jan 21:18
TodDANG! Rampaging monkeys storm Indonesian village
Seven people injured during surprise attack
Bootnotes 31 Jan 08:04
Huddled immigrant masses face 'British values' quiz
Never mind the bo**ocks, here's the new UK citizenship test
Bootnotes 29 Jan 06:03
Naked intruder cracks one off in Florida rampage drama
Homeowner whips out .38, perp whips out his piece
Bootnotes 28 Jan 06:05
Now Spanish sperm takes a kick to the cojones
Male fertility falling, shock study shows
Bootnotes 25 Jan 10:43
Entire Reg readership would fill 205 Olympic-sized swimming pools
Laid head-to-toe, they'd also stretch 13,013km
Bootnotes 22 Jan 12:59
Bong: My DIGITAL KINGDOM for a HORSE
¡Bong! My Travel Diary: All the fresh goss plus a soupçon of hoss
Bootnotes 22 Jan 07:04
Oz library finds Lance Armstrong books a new home: The fiction section
Literary quippery reclassifies disgraced cyclist
Bootnotes 21 Jan 10:42
