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US insurer punts 'bestiality' to wide-eyed kiddies, gasp 'mums'

Video Girl flirts with pig in 'disgusting' roadside-assistance romp

Bootnotes 26 Feb 11:43

North Korean citizens told: Socialist haircuts are a thing... go get some

Government proclaims: All your hairs R belong to us

Bootnotes 26 Feb 06:04

Woman nails 'cheating boyf' on Russian 'Street View'

Spots paramour pair in Perm panorama

Bootnotes 22 Feb 08:24

Bill Gates: 'Microsoft didn't MISS cell phone' bandwagon

Quotw Plus: 'Trolls are just trying to hijack somebody else's idea'

Bootnotes 22 Feb 08:06

US woman cuffed for 'booking strippers for 16th birthday bash'

'Intimate' entertainment endangered teen welfare, cops claim

Bootnotes 22 Feb 06:09

Oklahoma cops rake ashes of 'spontaneous combustion' victim

Timber-framed house intact as owner goes up in flames

Bootnotes 21 Feb 11:24

This 320-gigapixel snap of London is size of Buckingham Palace

BT's 360° panorama has its own unit of measure

Bootnotes 21 Feb 08:03

Perfect sex minx calculated from 'deep' probe of X-rated flicks

10,000 web smut stars analysed, vital statistics checked and double-checked

Bootnotes 21 Feb 06:02

Mega-rotund Dotcom's Mega gobbles up Bitcoin payments

Virtual currency'll do for premium file-swap accounts

Bootnotes 18 Feb 16:06

Roast entrepreneur: Mmm, tastes Just Like Chicken

¡Bong! Google Glasses and The MIRACLE of the ALPS

Bootnotes 15 Feb 15:27

Satanic Renault takes hapless French bloke on 200km/h joyride

'Insane' car's victim 'saw life flash before eyes'

Bootnotes 15 Feb 14:28

'Bah, this Apple Shop is full of APPLES'

Enraged fanbois lead fruit emporium to rebrand

Bootnotes 15 Feb 11:03

CEO Tim Cook: Apple retail stores are 'like Prozac' to me

Quotw Plus: 'There have been no sightings of dead bodies rising'

Bootnotes 15 Feb 10:28

Ask Google this impossible question, get web filth as a reward

Try it before search engine PHWOAR, er, flaw is fixed

Bootnotes 14 Feb 07:03

Kiwi Coroner says Coca-Cola helped kill woman

Cardiac arrhythmia followed nine litres a day habit

Bootnotes 12 Feb 22:45

Still-living, unincarcerated Ted Nugent invited to Barack Obama gig

Gun-loving rocker to attend State of the Union address

Bootnotes 12 Feb 12:44

Rogue Squadron: Unit of X-wings Kickstarts in response to Death Star

Not long ago, on a website one click away

Bootnotes 12 Feb 08:02

Twitter translated to LOLCATZ: Strangely this had not been done

THNX ... I canz make conversashun with el cat

Bootnotes 12 Feb 06:02

Pope resigns months after launching social networking effort

Cardinals to elect successor to @pontifex handle

Bootnotes 11 Feb 12:45

Playmobil punts bank-heist set to wide-eyed kiddies

Should actually be the bank robbing the punter

Bootnotes 11 Feb 11:04

Illicit phone rings in Sri Lankan inmate's back crack

Ill-timed call rumbles rectal ruse

Bootnotes 11 Feb 07:03

Huge rock-hard marble erection shocks Japanese kiddies

Parents demand underpants for Michelangelo's David dead ringer

Bootnotes 8 Feb 11:28

Tennessee bloke quits job over satanic wage slip

'666' ID code will 'sell his soul to the devil'

Bootnotes 8 Feb 10:24

'You get burned out on Facebook after a while'

Quotw Plus: 'The only risk is the power of the Force'

Bootnotes 8 Feb 10:04

Kickstarter project says open source can blast Death Star costs

Seeks £20m for plans, sets 'stretch goal' of £543qn and launch date of Dec 2015

Bootnotes 5 Feb 22:59

'Why can't we say we're happy to be RIMmed on a daily basis?'

Quotw Plus: 'Keep hairdryer four, five inches from the iPhone'

Bootnotes 1 Feb 12:37

Bring out your dead: Reg readers reveal filthy, filthy PCs...

Ventblockers Computers' hellish interiors reveal further horrors

Bootnotes 1 Feb 09:03

Boffins propose satnav tracking for 'KILLER KOALAS'

Museum, journal, perpetuate man-masticating marsupial monster myth

Bootnotes 31 Jan 21:18

TodDANG! Rampaging monkeys storm Indonesian village

Seven people injured during surprise attack

Bootnotes 31 Jan 08:04

Huddled immigrant masses face 'British values' quiz

Never mind the bo**ocks, here's the new UK citizenship test

Bootnotes 29 Jan 06:03

Naked intruder cracks one off in Florida rampage drama

Homeowner whips out .38, perp whips out his piece

Bootnotes 28 Jan 06:05

Now Spanish sperm takes a kick to the cojones

Male fertility falling, shock study shows

Bootnotes 25 Jan 10:43

Waiter! There's a phone in my soup

'iBowl' makes lunch less lonely

Bootnotes 25 Jan 06:02

Entire Reg readership would fill 205 Olympic-sized swimming pools

Laid head-to-toe, they'd also stretch 13,013km

Bootnotes 22 Jan 12:59

Bong: My DIGITAL KINGDOM for a HORSE

¡Bong! My Travel Diary: All the fresh goss plus a soupçon of hoss

Bootnotes 22 Jan 07:04

Oz library finds Lance Armstrong books a new home: The fiction section

Literary quippery reclassifies disgraced cyclist

Bootnotes 21 Jan 10:42

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