Bootnotes
Austerity BITES: Greece ends extra hols for civil servants forced to use hated COMPUTERS
Six days more of screen'n'keyboard despair
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Want FREE BEER for the rest of your life?
You'll need a strong stomach – literally – for this truly 'local microbrewery'
iPhone 5S, iOS 7 misery: Only JORDAN HATCH, 19, can SAVE APPLE NOW
¡Bong! Cupertino is flailing while Syria is turning
Sofas with a roof and Star Trek seating: The future of office furniture?
100% Design Meet the new Boss - and vanish into the firm's funky fittings
Cisco email accidentally sent to 1000s of employees causes message list MAYHEM
Exclusive Scuttlebutt says jabber lubbers scuttled 'emselves
Google driver flees after Street View car crashes
Camera-laden Googlemobile takes out three cars in Jakarta
THE TRUTH about beaver arse milk in your cakes: There's nothing vanilla about vanilla
Eager Swedes probe butt-scuttle scuttlebutt
Pizza drones, mad cyclists and Bitcoin-for-arms traders: A vision of LNDN 2023
We'll all be aging hipsters in 10 years' time, says tech quango
It's official: The iPhone 5S bling-mobe IS chavvy. OR, Burberry isn't
Could the 5C actually be aimed at Waitrose mums left cash strapped by school fees?
Zuck off, Zuck: Brit duo's JustDelete.Me nukes clingy web accounts
Bad news if you ever signed up for Gawker or GoDaddy, though...
Lip-wobbling boffins: Eating Chinese food is like kissing a vibrator
Szechuan pepper 50Hz so good...
Have you tried turning it off and on again - oh, you did: IT Crowd RETURNS
Moss, Roy, Jen back in one-off special this month
James Bond's Lotus Esprit submarine car sells for £550,000
But underwater motor fails to reach auctioneer's guide price
IRON MAN MUSK: Elon reveals Tony Stark-style 3D design smarts
Video Vid of hand-gesture controlled hologram debuts on web vid hit
Put down the (cod)piece and step away: Artist cuffed after sculpture cockup
'I just wanted to show off my art' laments todger-toting Swede
Headmaster calls cops, tries to dash pupil's uni dreams - over a BLOG
'He has become enchanted by anti-establishment ways of thinking'
Fancy some BEER ON TOAST? Italy invents spreadable booze
World's first toast-friendly beer on sale in posh London shop
Boffinry breakthrough OF THE DECADE: Teens 'influenced' by friends
Facebook, MySpace, yes, MySpace turn kids into BOOZY ROISTERERS, claim brainiacs
'Peeping while you're sleeping' NSA parody T-shirt ban BACKFIRES
Spoof garment pulled over lawsuit fears, triggers Streisand Effect instead
Techie Crotty will put £1m in Bletchley museum's kitty ... if you do the same
Donate to Blighty's computing history collection to unlock entrepreneur's dosh
South Carolina couple cop cuffing for shed shag
Plenty of wood on display in DIY store copulation outrage, claim plods
US gov preps sale of TOP SECRET disease research island
Will raise money so Feds can move zombie-breeding 'vaccine lab' to Kansas
Billionaire Google founder splits with wife, allegedly beds Google Glass minx
The gossip that ROCKED Silicon Valley to its core (not really)
Siri: 'STOP trying to strap me to your forehead. It won't work'
Quotw Plus who said: 'I want an organisation that can take risks' (Clue: Not Ballmer)
'Kim Jong-un executes nork-baring ex and pals for love polygon skin flick'
Did cruel boyking's jealous wife send Nork musicians to machine-gun firing squad?
Dopey dope-growing dope smoked out by own dope dope-growing vid
Thrown in the cooler for months, he's now a dope on a mope
iPad classes for DOGS offered in New York
Dumb chums lured into fanboihood with peanut-butter-smeared fondleslabs
Star Wars revival secret: This isn't the celluloid you're looking for
JJ Abrams to use 35mm film - but that wasn't what made the old movies great, sputter fans
'You've had your fun. Now we want the stuff back'
Quotw Plus: 'Google will only play or pay on their home turf'
Chinese firm applies for 'Edward Snowden' trademark
'Top secret' e-car tech puts whistleblower on wheels
Oz sawbones extract fork from old boy's todger: Gents, start your wincing
NSFL Down Under cutlery mishap ends with 'forceps traction and copious lubrication'
