Run whois google.com or whois microsoft.com. We dare you, you PIG◙◙◙◙ER
I can haz MEEOWWRGGH
Ace wheelman Rockman to grace London screens at 7:30pm
Kentucky, Louisiana, Mississippi and Vermont also right up there
QuoTW Also: 'An email to a fellow academic could land you a 10 year prison sentence'
City of Dazhou official nails cause of pollution spike
Huggable health monitor beams vital signs to Mumsy's mobe
Conservationists unsurprisingly unimpressed by cetacean knacker brew
Obambulate your way out of this linguistic subtopia
Teen heartthrobs TAKE DOWN Cardiff conference
BUZZGASM! Droning on and on in your internet-connected :(
CoTW True Reg readers know it's all about the JUBS
CSCL Globe as long as 8 Olympic swimming pools - BBC
No escape from these egotistical, ubiquitous, self-indulgent self portraits
CoTW Plus: Nobody likes governmental lawbreakers
Comment Public transport is PRICEY and POINTLESS - give me a Google Car
We sit in the dark to bring you disruptive enlightenment
In which Vulture South hacks peer into a beer glass and see Telstra buying a bit of NBN Co
Firm tells women to take them off immediately
Apple founder moving to Tasmania, aka 'The Apple Isle'
Boffins take out - then replace - Christmas fun
Cards Against Humanity pwns its customers (or provides a 'life lesson')
Millions search for comic online after star's death
Live Cam Awards or Linux gabfest? Hmmm...
Hot muffins on the menu as staff 'concentrate on serving customers'
¡Bong! Full disclosure
Brits plan Python-powered protest (of the Monty kind) over XXX web stream rules
Plain English Campaign gives exec Kick in Pants award for Watch words
...to the tune of 13x times what he asked for...*
That's just a stew with a pastry lid, sputter furious pie-botherers
RoTM Go home UriLift loo, YOU'RE DRUNK!
'I fell into a burning ring of fire ...'
CoTW 'UK.gov fingering Facebook over murder is f*cking scandalous'