Carlos: Slim your working week to just three days of toil

'Midas World' vision suggests you retire later, watch more tellie and buy more stuff
Richard Chirgwin, 22 Jul 03:34

Brit Rockall adventurer poised to quit islet

Occupation records broken, champagne corks popped
Lester Haines, 17 Jul 09:26

Accused! Yahoo! exec! SUES! her! accuser!, says! sex! harassment! never! happened!

Allegations were for 'financial gain', countersuit claims
Neil McAllister, 16 Jul 22:21

Japanese artist cuffed for disseminating 3D ladyparts files

NSFW Printable genitalia fall foul of 'obscene material' laws
Lester Haines, 15 Jul 11:46

Delaware pair nabbed for getting saucy atop Mexican eatery

Burrito meets soft taco in alleged rooftop romp outrage
Lester Haines, 15 Jul 09:31

Apple: No, China. iPhone is NOT public enemy number 1

Updated Beijing fears it could beam secrets back to America
Jasper Hamill, 14 Jul 06:02

Plucky Rockall adventurer prepares to leave islet

An early exit, but still likely to break occupation records
Lester Haines, 11 Jul 15:02

El Reg nips down IKEA's 'I've Got A Screw Loose Street'

Pics Spanish flatpack store does indeed lie on splendidly named thoroughfare
Lester Haines, 11 Jul 06:01

Elon Musk to fund Tesla museum with 'ONE MEEELLION DOLLARS'

Will kick in the cost of James Bond car to the cause, says Oatmeal comic man
Neil McAllister, 10 Jul 20:25

Ham-fisted farmer fear: A peanut-butter-and-iPhone sandwich

Potential grain store contamination - report
Simon Sharwood, 10 Jul 06:02

Call girl injected Google exec with heroin, drank wine, left him to die – cops claim

Manslaughter charge after married dad-of-5 found dead
Iain Thomson, 10 Jul 01:38

Down-with-the-kidz Apple stuffs up with wild 'funness' claims

That word: I do not think it means what you think it means
Jasper Hamill, 09 Jul 06:01

Dubai to get HUGE climate-controlled DOMED CITY and giga-mall

Cosmetic surgery with direct access to shopping and a show
Lewis Page, 08 Jul 08:37

It's finally happened: Bloke builds BOFH-style goofing-off cattle prod

BZZZT: Slapper man seeks funds for jolt-a-slacker device
Simon Sharwood, 08 Jul 06:01

Storm-battered Rockall adventurer recalls 'worst experience of my life'

'I have never been so scared', admits Nick Hancock
Lester Haines, 07 Jul 09:27

Rockall batters plucky Brit adventurer

Nick Hancock plans retreat, as storm blows food supplies off North Atlantic islet
Lester Haines, 03 Jul 10:28

Rockall pod-dweller braces for stormy weather

Nick Hancock battens down the hatches on North Atlantic islet
Lester Haines, 30 Jun 11:16

True fact: Your CAT wees ... like a racehorse

Science finally admits it's been taking the piss all along
Team Register, 30 Jun 06:04

Retiring Reg hack explains how bass playing = tech reporting

So long, and thanks for all the Phish
Rik Myslewski, 27 Jun 19:02

Today in IT news: iPad Fleshlight a reality

NSFW Putting the fondle in fondleslab
Team Register, 27 Jun 17:06
Angry woman on mobile

Spanish struggle to control spelling of 'WhatsApp'

Wasap? Linguistic anarchy, that's guasap
Lester Haines, 27 Jun 11:02

Kickstarter unplugs iFind miracle battery-free locator

Funding suspended at a whopping $US546,852
Lester Haines, 27 Jun 05:28
NEMA 5 plug socket

USB charger is prime suspect in death of Australian woman

All those safety logos on kit aren't just window dressing
Simon Sharwood, 27 Jun 01:06

Creepy battery-operated TEDDY BEAR SEX TOY. Sadly, this is for real

NSFW Hold his ears while his TONGUE takes you to heaven and back! *retch*
Team Register, 26 Jun 06:03
Star Wars: The Complete Saga

Star Wars museum to land in Chicago

This is the site George Lucas has been looking for
Simon Sharwood, 25 Jun 07:23

Dutch firm passes the world's first e-spliff to the left hand side

Doobie or not doobie? That's the question... the cops will ask
Jasper Hamill, 24 Jun 05:00

Firefighters deliver trapped student from GIANT GERMAN LADYPARTS

Playful penetration ends in emergency extraction


POTUS comes within snacking distance of techno-creature
Jasper Hamill, 23 Jun 06:02

A future queen, the spy chief behind the Iraq 'dodgy dossier' – and a war base rendezvous

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Jasper Hamill, 19 Jun 06:02

Assange™ makes fresh bid for FREEDOM from Scotland Yard's 'physical encirclement'

Sun only shines on Ecuadorian TV for the WikiLeaks One
Kelly Fiveash, 18 Jun 15:56