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Want FREE BEER for the rest of your life?

You'll need a strong stomach – literally – for this truly 'local microbrewery'
Tim Worstall, 23 Sep 04:59

iPhone 5S, iOS 7 misery: Only JORDAN HATCH, 19, can SAVE APPLE NOW

¡Bong! Cupertino is flailing while Syria is turning
Steve Bong, 20 Sep 10:43

Sofas with a roof and Star Trek seating: The future of office furniture?

100% Design Meet the new Boss - and vanish into the firm's funky fittings
Bob Dormon, 20 Sep 09:38

TPG flashes cheeky 'down under' CAPTCHA

Bum's the word on who's responsible
Simon Sharwood, 20 Sep 04:59

Cisco email accidentally sent to 1000s of employees causes message list MAYHEM

Exclusive Scuttlebutt says jabber lubbers scuttled 'emselves
Kelly Fiveash, 19 Sep 12:52

Google driver flees after Street View car crashes

Camera-laden Googlemobile takes out three cars in Jakarta
Phil Muncaster, 19 Sep 04:30

Pizza drones, mad cyclists and Bitcoin-for-arms traders: A vision of LNDN 2023

We'll all be aging hipsters in 10 years' time, says tech quango
Jasper Hamill, 17 Sep 04:59

Australian pub to serve beers for bitcoin

107 year old boozer embraces crypto-currency
Simon Sharwood, 16 Sep 05:55

It's official: The iPhone 5S bling-mobe IS chavvy. OR, Burberry isn't

Could the 5C actually be aimed at Waitrose mums left cash strapped by school fees?
Jasper Hamill, 13 Sep 14:57

Zuck off, Zuck: Brit duo's JustDelete.Me nukes clingy web accounts

Bad news if you ever signed up for Gawker or GoDaddy, though...
Jasper Hamill, 13 Sep 07:29
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Have you tried turning it off and on again - oh, you did: IT Crowd RETURNS

Moss, Roy, Jen back in one-off special this month
Gareth Corfield, 12 Sep 13:57
James Bond submarine Lotus Esprit car

James Bond's Lotus Esprit submarine car sells for £550,000

But underwater motor fails to reach auctioneer's guide price

IRON MAN MUSK: Elon reveals Tony Stark-style 3D design smarts

Video Vid of hand-gesture controlled hologram debuts on web vid hit

Put down the (cod)piece and step away: Artist cuffed after sculpture cockup

'I just wanted to show off my art' laments todger-toting Swede
Paul Kunert, 09 Sep 05:03

Headmaster calls cops, tries to dash pupil's uni dreams - over a BLOG

'He has become enchanted by anti-establishment ways of thinking'
Jasper Hamill, 06 Sep 12:59

Fancy some BEER ON TOAST? Italy invents spreadable booze

World's first toast-friendly beer on sale in posh London shop
Jasper Hamill, 06 Sep 04:57

Boffinry breakthrough OF THE DECADE: Teens 'influenced' by friends

Facebook, MySpace, yes, MySpace turn kids into BOOZY ROISTERERS, claim brainiacs
Jasper Hamill, 05 Sep 05:03

'Peeping while you're sleeping' NSA parody T-shirt ban BACKFIRES

Spoof garment pulled over lawsuit fears, triggers Streisand Effect instead
John Leyden, 04 Sep 07:02

Techie Crotty will put £1m in Bletchley museum's kitty ... if you do the same

Donate to Blighty's computing history collection to unlock entrepreneur's dosh

South Carolina couple cop cuffing for shed shag

Plenty of wood on display in DIY store copulation outrage, claim plods
Lester Haines, 03 Sep 05:02

US gov preps sale of TOP SECRET disease research island

Will raise money so Feds can move zombie-breeding 'vaccine lab' to Kansas
Jasper Hamill, 02 Sep 11:42

Billionaire Google founder splits with wife, allegedly beds Google Glass minx

The gossip that ROCKED Silicon Valley to its core (not really)
Team Register, 30 Aug 14:29
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Siri: 'STOP trying to strap me to your forehead. It won't work'

Quotw Plus who said: 'I want an organisation that can take risks' (Clue: Not Ballmer)
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'Kim Jong-un executes nork-baring ex and pals for love polygon skin flick'

Did cruel boyking's jealous wife send Nork musicians to machine-gun firing squad?
Gareth Corfield, 30 Aug 05:02
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Dopey dope-growing dope smoked out by own dope dope-growing vid

Thrown in the cooler for months, he's now a dope on a mope
Lester Haines, 29 Aug 12:39
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Selfie twerks its way into the dictionary

Our beloved mother tongue gets down with the kids
Lester Haines, 29 Aug 04:59
By Edgar Olivera, via SXC

iPad classes for DOGS offered in New York

Dumb chums lured into fanboihood with peanut-butter-smeared fondleslabs
Team Register, 28 Aug 04:55
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Air mattress blast blows German man across room

House wrecked in inflatable fix fiasco
Lester Haines, 27 Aug 10:03
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Star Wars revival secret: This isn't the celluloid you're looking for

JJ Abrams to use 35mm film - but that wasn't what made the old movies great, sputter fans
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'You've had your fun. Now we want the stuff back'

Quotw Plus: 'Google will only play or pay on their home turf'
Edward Snowden's asylum documents. Source: RT

Chinese firm applies for 'Edward Snowden' trademark

'Top secret' e-car tech puts whistleblower on wheels
Phil Muncaster, 21 Aug 05:29
forks reforking

Oz sawbones extract fork from old boy's todger: Gents, start your wincing

NSFL Down Under cutlery mishap ends with 'forceps traction and copious lubrication'
Lester Haines, 21 Aug 05:02