Bootnotes
EU boffins in plan for 'more nutritious' horsemeat ice cream
'Disused' animal products ideal for sick, elderly
Bootnotes 22 May 08:25
Soylent Corporation prepares to DEFEAT FOOD
Geeks order over $100,000 of startup's 'default meal' powder
Bootnotes 21 May 23:13
Hello, Goodbye ... to $408,000: John Lennon axe under the hammer
Not much Vox for an awful lot of bucks
Bootnotes 20 May 10:18
Things that cost the same as coffee with Tim Cook - and are WAY more fun
A force of heavily armed au pairs, for instance
Bootnotes 16 May 12:53
Dark blue side of the Force used to quell Star Wars nerd clash
Dr Who are you looking at, mate?
Bootnotes 16 May 07:59
My god, what's that STENCH belching from your iPhone?
I love the smell of freshly squashed pig in the mornin'
Bootnotes 16 May 05:03
Bing uncloaks Klingon translator
'Dujeychugh jagh nIv yItuHQo', says Redmond to Google
Bootnotes 15 May 05:56
Drone to deliver beer-as-a-service
GPS-guided Octocopter to parachute cans into South African music festival
Bootnotes 14 May 05:25
Feds use Instagram pic of delicious steak dinner to nab ID thieves
A moment on the lips, a long time in prison?
Bootnotes 13 May 15:28
Ground control to major strum: ISS's Hadfield sings Space Oddity
Vid Crooner Chris in high-altitude homage to Bowie
Bootnotes 13 May 12:37
Boffins plan to drop €250,000 TEST-TUBE BURGER on London
Beefeaters, on your marks...
Bootnotes 13 May 11:00
Your Flying Car? Delayed again, but you WILL get it, says Terrafugia
Analysis And the VTOL hybrid job to follow, promise engineers
Bootnotes 13 May 05:03
'Liberator': Proof that you CAN'T make a working gun in a 3D printer
Comment No need to pry this piece of crap out of my fingers
Bootnotes 10 May 15:34
'Raining Blooderator' pays tribute to late Slayer guitarist
Hanneman honored with site-splattering bloody web app
Bootnotes 9 May 22:43
TARDIS materialises in Sydney
Whovians rather less excitable than Apple fanbois as Who merch store opens
Bootnotes 9 May 03:03
John McAfee talks of sex, drugs, and bad coding
Disavows software that bears his name
Bootnotes 8 May 20:03
Colombian plods cuff jailbreaker despite on-the-run gender bend
Hefty Bulgarian airbags fail to distract Barranquilla fuzz
Bootnotes 8 May 09:57
Librarians: Argos site is top priority to be preserved for future generations
El Reg strangely not in top 100 historymaking list
Bootnotes 7 May 11:26
'Not only is James Bond fictional, he's not a fair representation of intelligence'
QuoTW Plus: 'Smart meters are crap computers in a crap box'
Bootnotes 3 May 08:34
Peeping Tom suspects cuffed after 'falling through women's toilet ceiling'
Boys in Blue brought after bang heard from the bogs
Bootnotes 3 May 05:04
Thousands rally behind teen girl cuffed, expelled in harmless 'explosion'
Pop bottle top pop blown out of proportion in Florida
Bootnotes 2 May 11:18
Give it up for Live 8-bit: Muso devs raise dosh for Bletchley Park kids
Audio Electronica album sales pumped into programming lessons
Bootnotes 1 May 10:24
'Your infernal cable pipes come up from Hell, Virgin!'
Quotw Plus: 'I suspect some DDoS skid on his Mum's Windows box'
Bootnotes 26 Apr 10:04
Vietnamese madam cuffed after advertising girls on Facebook
Art museum nudies NO! But prostitutes, sure
Bootnotes 25 Apr 14:19
Want a coffee with Tim Cook? Better start saving now
Apple boss chin-wag will cost $100,000+
Bootnotes 24 Apr 23:48
COCK-A-DOODLE-DOO: NASA rovers scrawl giant willy on Mars
Pic Jet (Propulsion) Set Willy
Bootnotes 24 Apr 16:47
Indian IT consultant becomes idol to legions of football fans
Hat-trick hiccup bloke declines offer to join Premier League
Bootnotes 24 Apr 15:14
Bill Gates offends Koreans after sticking hand down trousers
'American style' session with madam president
Bootnotes 24 Apr 05:02
'He's F**KED with the wrong nerd ... I warned I'd go public'
Quotw Plus: 'You have to be a complete Facebook junkee to use Home'
Bootnotes 19 Apr 10:39
I salute Lady THATCHER - Shoreditch's SILICON GODMOTHER
¡Bong! Investor Steve directs the baroness's funeral
Bootnotes 12 Apr 11:44
... time machine. Iranian Dr Who claims he invented a ...
State media pulls report on PC-sized box with powers to see the future
Bootnotes 12 Apr 01:11
Attack of the CYBER NORKS! Pyongyang in frontal assault online
Jong-un's a WRONG 'UN, claim southerners
Bootnotes 10 Apr 15:59
Hard luck lads, todger size DOES matter: Official
NSFWish Being tall and masculine also helps, says stiff stiff
Bootnotes 9 Apr 20:32
Star Trek phaser sells for a STUNNING $231,000
KHAAAAAANNNNNNNNN't believe I paid that much for it!
Bootnotes 9 Apr 06:28
Google cofounder Brin sighted in Tesla batmobile
Photo Pink car a fine ride for King Google
Bootnotes 5 Apr 23:43
Why I'm hiring the BRAINS and BALLS of CONSERVATIVE 2.0
¡Bong! Welcome, visionary Rahul Sativa
Bootnotes 5 Apr 14:29
'To employers, Jobs would just seem like a jerk in bad clothing'
QuotW Plus: 'Folks who want porn can buy an Android phone'
Bootnotes 5 Apr 10:00
Norkoshop: How Pyongyang well and truly forked Adobe
El Reg exclusively reveals Kim Jong-Un's photo propaganda tool
Bootnotes 5 Apr 09:19
Google offers Adwords deals - but you can't trust their numbers
A load of balls from Mountain View's maths wizards
Bootnotes 4 Apr 08:26
ANCIENT CURSED RING known to TOLKIEN goes on display
In the land of Hampshire where the Shadows lie
Bootnotes 3 Apr 10:44
