Rotund types paid nearly 20% less than people who didn't eat all the pies
Which rather proves her point
Don't doodle, it might cost you your flight
Aye, shipmate, it be just like that Minority Report
Is there nothing the Apple biz tyrant can't do?
Phones for the drinking classes
Mankind shuffles into the future, five fingers at a time
Angry Microsoftie hauls auctioneers to court over stalled Pzkw. IV 'deal'
'I literally think about him every day' says biz baron's old friend
Salesforce salesforce only occupied six floors
'Canine training exercise' SNAFU sees woman take home booming baggage
Lord Nelson's new neighbour surprises Londoners
Passenger had Something To Declare, instead fiddled while plane burned
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Something for the Weekend, Sir? Let’s bring it back to level pegging
Comment Apple's chief designer forgot one crucial point about overpriced bling
Another good reason not to treat kids as adults
You know, that one that hasn't even been announced yet?
'Prettier, better organised, more harmonious than if men were in charge'
Footballer targeted by puerile jokers
Teen boys eclipsed in A* GCSE Computing rankings
'Officers were unable to determine Chicken's intent'
Local UK gov outs most ridiculous FoI requests...
Put it away boys. Cover them up ladies. Your credit cards, we mean
They're a future source of RENEWABLE ENERGY
Updated US court hears of cached browser image - not actual request
Sales of traditional brekkie foods soar as hungry folk get their mitts greasy
Meanwhile, sales of Mein Kampf going strong
Something for the Weekend, Sir? Examining the frothy disconnect in indie cafe culture
Stump up via tat bazaar, do a good thing for ill kids
Have a quick shufti, you may not be pregnant after all
'Writes' proposal using cycling app … and got a YES!
POLL Oz politicians want to collect it, but don't know what it is, so let's 'help' them out
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