LiveBlurt Nerve-shattering run-up to the pre-planned known event
'Tiffany' closes deal - 'it's more common to offer your wife', says agent
US Centers for Disease Control and Prevention contacted as site supremo coughs up
'It's ecological' says spokesman, now how would you like your Bambi done?
Website letting consumers claim $10 cash back crashes after stampede
Vid This sky ain't big enough for the both of us
¡Bong! Hey the Man, you can't geoblock distributed democracy
Think psychopathy and BDSM dungeons, not desktops
'Don't hate me 'cos I'm beautiful' ploy for sad honeys
Drone takes flight over Fruit Loop to reveal giant brown circle
Is there no problem the Jesus Phone can't
cause, er, solve?
Successfully escapes from police robot
CoTW Naturally you were all delighted with this suggestion
You only have to drink 2k litres a day to see the effect...
Vid Talk about raising a stink and soiling your career
'Will put smiles on faces worldwide', predicts corporate PR chief
CoTW ... said an anon coward who we really wish hadn't posted on our website
Belgian booze pumped from underground
Can you imagine the scene? 'Hey guys, it's your new owner – WTF is that on your desk?'
#AmazonWishList A year's supply of Arran scotch, ta
Rotund types paid nearly 20% less than people who didn't eat all the pies
Which rather proves her point
Don't doodle, it might cost you your flight
Aye, shipmate, it be just like that Minority Report
Is there nothing the Apple biz tyrant can't do?
Phones for the drinking classes
Mankind shuffles into the future, five fingers at a time
Angry Microsoftie hauls auctioneers to court over stalled Pzkw. IV 'deal'
'I literally think about him every day' says biz baron's old friend
Salesforce salesforce only occupied six floors
'Canine training exercise' SNAFU sees woman take home booming baggage
Lord Nelson's new neighbour surprises Londoners
Passenger had Something To Declare, instead fiddled while plane burned
- Crawling from the Wreckage Want a more fuel efficient car? Then redesign it – here's how
- Review Xperia Z3: Crikey, Sony – ANOTHER flagship phondleslab?
- Human spaceships dodge ALIEN BODY skimming Mars
- Ex-US Navy fighter pilot MIT prof: Drones beat humans - I should know
- Downrange Are you a gun owner? Let us in OR ELSE, say Blighty's top cops