Caption comp More amusement from the message menagerie
Rise of der Maschinen: Daimler trials ROBOT LORRY in Germany
Relieves driver on 'monotonous stretches'. That'll end well
05 Oct 15:43
Beard transplants up 600% for men 'lacking length elsewhere'
Peak beard decades away thanks to surge in transplant popularity
05 Oct 05:56
WATERPROOF iPhone 6Ss? Old news. Check out the OTHER 7 SECRET FEATURES
In other news - HATS are secretly BOWLS
29 Sep 15:10
Robot Romeo gets its 'antenna' snapped off in attempt to 'charm' testy American
'Elite member' suffers 'damages to equipment' in NC fracas
28 Sep 06:01
'Steve Jobs filmmakers opportunistic? Apple, you've got a factory of children making phones'
Mr Cook to the burns unit, please
26 Sep 00:40
WIN a 6TB Western Digital Black hard drive with El Reg
We had fun tittering at this week's captions, but now we're looking for a devine response
25 Sep 13:02
FOUR STUNNING NEW FEATURES Cook should put in the iPHONE 7
Also: Grauniad selected to join El Reg in elite group of news organisations
24 Sep 06:02
Ex-HP boss and US prez wannabe Carly sings about her dog on TV
Fiorina reaching out to the public, one cringe at a time
22 Sep 17:56
Indianapolis man paints his ball every day – for FORTY YEARS
Painter has only got one ball, but it could almost fill the Albert Hall
22 Sep 06:02
Ahmed's clock wasn't a bomb, but it blew up the 'net and Zuckerberg, Obama want to meet him
Pics Teen's arrest goes viral, support pours in from the web
16 Sep 20:06
Facebook gains power to Like any word ever written
The Social NetworkTM signs up as voting member Unicode Consortium
16 Sep 07:02
BAN the ROBOT WHORES, says robot whore expert: 'These AREN'T BARBIES'
Campaign against the latest mythical robotic menace
15 Sep 12:29
Jeremy Corbyn: My part in his glorious socialist triumph
¡Bong! The anti-austerity rebel with Juche dripping from his beard
15 Sep 11:04
'Hey Siri, it's Obama, what should we do about Iran?'
Vid Apple assistant butts in on White House press conference
11 Sep 22:29
IoT/BYOD Topic of the Week: Which Channel 5 news minx was HOTTEST?
AI neural network Data Scoop Max-iPad Surface Pro userbase analysis
11 Sep 13:04
As McAfee runs for US President – we ask a crucial question: Will Reg readers back him?
Poll Don't wait for 2016 – vote now!
10 Sep 11:58
Cuffed Texan woman holsters loaded gun IN VAGINA
Hidden .22 was fully loaded and had one in the chamber. Much like the suspect
10 Sep 06:01
URRGH! Evil app WATCHES YOU WATCHING PORN, snaps your grimace
Stick-up gurn pic snap stickup app flap
08 Sep 06:02
SPACE WHISKY: Astro malt pongs of 'rubber and smoked fish'
ISS-matured liquor also has hint of 'antiseptic lozenges'
07 Sep 12:56
Squawk, squawk: Today is Vulture Awareness Day
It's time to spare a thought for our threatened flying friends
05 Sep 11:00
Daredevil Brit lifts off in 54-prop quinquaquadcopter
'Just a bit of fun', says flying Heath Robinson
04 Sep 17:30