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Sleuths find nosy NORKS drones on the Chinternet

UAVs likely to have been made in the Middle Kingdom
Phil Muncaster, 22 Apr 06:20

Spanish village called 'Kill the Jews' mulls rebranding exercise

Not exactly attractive to the Israeli tourist demographic
Lester Haines, 18 Apr 06:01

Oz bank in comedy Heartbleed blog FAIL

Bank: 'We are now safely patched.' Customers: 'You were using OpenSSL?'
Simon Sharwood, 14 Apr 10:33

Forget the beach 'n' boardwalk, check out the Santa Cruz STEVE JOBS FOUNTAIN

Pics Reg reader snaps shot of touching tribute to Apple icon
Shaun Nichols, 12 Apr 00:44

Happy 40th Playmobil: Reg looks back at small, rude world of our favourite tiny toys

Little men straddle LOHAN, attend tiny G20 Summit... ah, sweet memories...
Jasper Hamill, 11 Apr 15:05

Innovation creates instability, you say? BLASPHEMY, you SCUM

Something for the Weekend, Sir? Ooh, a stoning, a stoning!
Alistair Dabbs, 11 Apr 12:33

Lego is the TOOL OF SATAN, thunders Polish priest

New minifigs like Monster Fighters are turning kids to the dark side
Team Register, 03 Apr 05:05

Dark SITH LORD 'Darth Vader' joins battle to rule, er, Ukraine

Only I can 'make an empire out of a republic' intones presidential candidate
Team Register, 02 Apr 05:02

Chinese company counters pollution by importing fresh air

Citizens line up for bags of that sweet, sweet mountain air
Shaun Nichols, 01 Apr 23:06

Google asks April Fools: Want a job? Be our 'Pokemon Master'

Video Mountain View is prankin' like it's 1999...
Shaun Nichols, 01 Apr 10:27

Selfies are OVER: Welcome to the age of 'Sleeveface'

Take one vinyl record and add perspective
Simon Sharwood, 31 Mar 06:02
Monty Python foot UHDTV

Artists install Monty Python silly walk signs in Norwegian town

Cross-border Swedes launch art installation attack
Jasper Hamill, 31 Mar 05:04

Dear Reg: What is a 'Lag' and a 'Jacksey'?

Our prison mobe coverage a bunch of arse, protester suggests
Lester Haines, 27 Mar 06:04

You TWITS! Facebook exec erects billboards shaming texting drivers

In Soviet San Fran, billboards advertise you – to the cops
Iain Thomson, 26 Mar 19:29

Stop fondling that slab and shag, says lover rubber-glover

SFW Ta for the cringy vid, Durex. That's put us right off
Jasper Hamill, 26 Mar 06:03

Inmarsat: Doppler effect helped 'locate' MH370

Mind you, we still haven't found the wreckage
Richard Chirgwin, 26 Mar 03:01

Bulls hit city streets after alleged Samsung ad shoot hits the fan

Pair of beasts walk through Sydney's hipster heaven
Simon Sharwood, 25 Mar 00:55

Middle England's allotments become metric battlefield

'Over-zealous' municipal jobsworths in anti-pole position
Lester Haines, 24 Mar 10:29

How to Poo on a Date wins odd book title of the year

Award-winning book answers the question of our time
Jasper Hamill, 24 Mar 09:04

Wearable tech for HORNY COWS: Biz slurps £3m for bovine arousal detectors

I say, Cletus, that there Daisy's getting hot under the collar...
Jasper Hamill, 24 Mar 06:02

Cops bang up squiffy, nude Virginian minx

Rolled up at joint naked and demanding to see husband, police claim
Lester Haines, 21 Mar 11:05

5 Eyes in the Sky: The TRUTH about Flight MH370 and SPOOKSATS

Comment Just when you thought you were alone in the bath...
Simon Sharwood, 21 Mar 10:27

Vote now for the top reader Limerick limerick

Poll Poets wax lyrical over Irish plod biro outrage
Lester Haines, 21 Mar 10:01

Every little helps: Dirty MOLE BANDITS clean out Tesco ATM from BELOW

Cops seek underhanded blaggers, 'possibly covered with soil'
Team Register, 21 Mar 06:01

Monkey steals iPod touch, loses interest in minutes

Simian thought to have disposed of iThing in a moat
Simon Sharwood, 20 Mar 05:26

Eight hour cleansing to get all the 'faggots' and 'bitches' OUT of Github

No more hateful words, pledges egg-gobbling veggie crusader
Jasper Hamill, 19 Mar 05:52

French novel falls foul of Apple's breast inspectors

NSFW Les hommes de la Pomme disent 'non' aux seins de La Femme
Lester Haines, 18 Mar 06:03

Wackadoo DIYers scissor-kick beatboxer

Oxford English Dictionary in linguistic death spiral?
Lester Haines, 17 Mar 10:29

Vine's 'educational nudity': 'So if I write 1+1=2 on my boobs we're grand?'

Quotw Plus: 'A death-spiral in your IT and change capability is OK?'

O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay! Friday is Pi Day

And next year it will be even better
Rik Myslewski, 14 Mar 07:28

Brawling neighbours challenge 'quiet' cul-de-sac myth

Traditional epithet hit by flying cat crap

NZ bloke's drunken poker bet ends in 99-letter name

Mr Full Metal Havok <snip> Frostnova
Lester Haines, 12 Mar 06:05

Irish plod biro outrage invites Limerick Limerick challenge

'There was a mean copper in Limerick...'
Lester Haines, 11 Mar 13:29

Florida bloke cuffed for pit bull shag outrage

Neighbours' pleas for canine mercy fell on deaf ears – cop
Lester Haines, 10 Mar 11:26