Bootnotes
Police in U-turn as 'shop a gun-owner' hotline is scrapped
Downrange Now, about that random spot check campaign...
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Apple fanbois are 'MENTALLY UNSTABLE' but you still have to 'SERVICE' them
QuOTW Fear, loathing and rudeness in an iStore
Got a STRAP-ON? Remember to TAKE IT OFF at WORK
Something for the Weekend, Sir? Good news at last for sweaty bastards
We must SMASH the Democratic Deadlock with MINDFUL EVIDENCE
¡Bong! Bongotopia in INFOGRAPHIC form
Yes! It's DRONE PORN. And we don't mean shiny pics of UAVs
SFW-ish Way to lower the tone: Low-flown drone shown prone bone
Robot deputy blasts possibly explosive Mexican beans with CANNON in 'controlled explosion'
Package 'ticking', says Koran
Google Glassholes haven't achieved 'social acceptance' - report
And this is why smartglass sector IS A FLOP... for now
So You Think You Can Conduct Original Research?
2014's Dance your PhD prize goes to Georgia U biologist on flying trapeze
'I get it if you don't make money for 2 or 3 years, but Amazon's 21'
QuoTW Plus: 'With artificial intelligence we are summoning the demon!'
Me GIVE you $14 SQUILLION gadziddly-DILLION
Something for the Weekend, Sir? It's the Pathetic Shark Phishers
Apple CEO Tim Cook: My well-known gayness is 'a gift from GOD'
'I have benefited from the sacrifice of others'
MEN: For pity's sake SLEEP with LOTS of WOMEN - and avoid Prostate Cancer
And, um, don't sleep with other men. If that's what worries you
Jim Beam me up, Scotty! WHISKY from SPAAACE returns to Earth
They're insured for $1m, before you thirsty folks make plans
Now: The REAL APPLE NEWS you need to know
OMG! Gravity's totes amazeballs. Calm down, George Clooney, not your film
FATTIES: Boffins say their miracle sunshine skin cream 'prevents obesity'
Oh. 'Together with exercise and diet'. Boo
Let's make an app that POSTS your POO to APPLE HQ
CoTW Plus: It's OPEN WARFARE in the Linux greybeard world
Not a loyal follower of @BritishMonarchy? You missed The QUEEN*'s first Tweet
Her Maj opens 'Information Age' at the Science Museum
Adorkable overshare of words like photobomb in this year's dictionaries
And hipsters are finally defined as self-loathing. Sort of
Boffins who stare at goats: I do believe they’re SHRINKING
Alpine chamois being squashed by global warming
FedEx helps deliver THOUSANDS of spam messages DIRECT to its Blighty customers
Don't worry Wilson, I'll do all the paddling. You just hang on
STONER SHEEP get the MUNCHIES after feasting on £4k worth of cannabis plants
Baaaaaa! Fanny's Farm's woolly flock is high, maaaaaan
Space exploration is just so lame. NEW APPS are mankind's future
CoTW We feel obliged to point out the headline statement is total, utter cobblers
Win a year’s supply of chocolate (no tech knowledge required)
Over £200 worth of the good stuff up for grabs
Internet finally ready to replace answering machine cassette tape
It's a simple message and I'm leaving out the whistles and bells
The iPAD launch BEFORE it happened: SPECULATIVE GUFF ahead of actual event
LiveBlurt Nerve-shattering run-up to the pre-planned known event
Down-under record: Australian gets $140k for pussy
'Tiffany' closes deal - 'it's more common to offer your wife', says agent
Facebook's Zuckerberg in EBOLA VIRUS FIGHT: Billionaire battles bug
US Centers for Disease Control and Prevention contacted as site supremo coughs up
Swiss wildlife park serves up furry residents to visitors
'It's ecological' says spokesman, now how would you like your Bambi done?
Red Bull does NOT give you wings, $13.5m lawsuit says so
Website letting consumers claim $10 cash back crashes after stampede
Bird of HEY.... that's MY DRONE! Hawk attacks geek's quadcopter in nature v machine clash
Vid This sky ain't big enough for the both of us
ePassport to Transnistria: NEXTIFYING the Nation State with BONG
¡Bong! Hey the Man, you can't geoblock distributed democracy
Trolls have DARK TETRAD of personality defects, say trickcyclists
Think psychopathy and BDSM dungeons, not desktops