'I invest only to monitor the threat'
Oh. 'Together with exercise and diet'. Boo
CoTW Plus: It's OPEN WARFARE in the Linux greybeard world
Her Maj opens 'Information Age' at the Science Museum
And hipsters are finally defined as self-loathing. Sort of
Alpine chamois being squashed by global warming
Don't worry Wilson, I'll do all the paddling. You just hang on
Baaaaaa! Fanny's Farm's woolly flock is high, maaaaaan
CoTW We feel obliged to point out the headline statement is total, utter cobblers
Over £200 worth of the good stuff up for grabs
It's a simple message and I'm leaving out the whistles and bells
LiveBlurt Nerve-shattering run-up to the pre-planned known event
'Tiffany' closes deal - 'it's more common to offer your wife', says agent
US Centers for Disease Control and Prevention contacted as site supremo coughs up
'It's ecological' says spokesman, now how would you like your Bambi done?
Website letting consumers claim $10 cash back crashes after stampede
Vid This sky ain't big enough for the both of us
¡Bong! Hey the Man, you can't geoblock distributed democracy
Think psychopathy and BDSM dungeons, not desktops
'Don't hate me 'cos I'm beautiful' ploy for sad honeys
Drone takes flight over Fruit Loop to reveal giant brown circle
Is there no problem the Jesus Phone can't
cause, er, solve?
Successfully escapes from police robot
CoTW Naturally you were all delighted with this suggestion
You only have to drink 2k litres a day to see the effect...
Vid Talk about raising a stink and soiling your career
'Will put smiles on faces worldwide', predicts corporate PR chief
CoTW ... said an anon coward who we really wish hadn't posted on our website
Belgian booze pumped from underground
Can you imagine the scene? 'Hey guys, it's your new owner – WTF is that on your desk?'
#AmazonWishList A year's supply of Arran scotch, ta
Rotund types paid nearly 20% less than people who didn't eat all the pies
Which rather proves her point