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Give it up for Live 8-bit: Muso devs raise dosh for Bletchley Park kids

Audio Electronica album sales pumped into programming lessons

Bootnotes 1 May 10:24

'Your infernal cable pipes come up from Hell, Virgin!'

Quotw Plus: 'I suspect some DDoS skid on his Mum's Windows box'

Bootnotes 26 Apr 10:04

Vietnamese madam cuffed after advertising girls on Facebook

Art museum nudies NO! But prostitutes, sure

Bootnotes 25 Apr 14:19

Want a coffee with Tim Cook? Better start saving now

Apple boss chin-wag will cost $100,000+

Bootnotes 24 Apr 23:48

COCK-A-DOODLE-DOO: NASA rovers scrawl giant willy on Mars

Pic Jet (Propulsion) Set Willy

Bootnotes 24 Apr 16:47

Indian IT consultant becomes idol to legions of football fans

Hat-trick hiccup bloke declines offer to join Premier League

Bootnotes 24 Apr 15:14

Bill Gates offends Koreans after sticking hand down trousers

'American style' session with madam president

Bootnotes 24 Apr 05:02

'He's F**KED with the wrong nerd ... I warned I'd go public'

Quotw Plus: 'You have to be a complete Facebook junkee to use Home'

Bootnotes 19 Apr 10:39

I salute Lady THATCHER - Shoreditch's SILICON GODMOTHER

¡Bong! Investor Steve directs the baroness's funeral

Bootnotes 12 Apr 11:44

... time machine. Iranian Dr Who claims he invented a ...

State media pulls report on PC-sized box with powers to see the future

Bootnotes 12 Apr 01:11

Attack of the CYBER NORKS! Pyongyang in frontal assault online

Jong-un's a WRONG 'UN, claim southerners

Bootnotes 10 Apr 15:59

Hard luck lads, todger size DOES matter: Official

NSFWish Being tall and masculine also helps, says stiff stiff

Bootnotes 9 Apr 20:32

Star Trek phaser sells for a STUNNING $231,000

KHAAAAAANNNNNNNNN't believe I paid that much for it!

Bootnotes 9 Apr 06:28

Google cofounder Brin sighted in Tesla batmobile

Photo Pink car a fine ride for King Google

Bootnotes 5 Apr 23:43

Why I'm hiring the BRAINS and BALLS of CONSERVATIVE 2.0

¡Bong! Welcome, visionary Rahul Sativa

Bootnotes 5 Apr 14:29

'To employers, Jobs would just seem like a jerk in bad clothing'

QuotW Plus: 'Folks who want porn can buy an Android phone'

Bootnotes 5 Apr 10:00

Norkoshop: How Pyongyang well and truly forked Adobe

El Reg exclusively reveals Kim Jong-Un's photo propaganda tool

Bootnotes 5 Apr 09:19

Google offers Adwords deals - but you can't trust their numbers

A load of balls from Mountain View's maths wizards

Bootnotes 4 Apr 08:26

ANCIENT CURSED RING known to TOLKIEN goes on display

In the land of Hampshire where the Shadows lie

Bootnotes 3 Apr 10:44

Cricketer the face of in-car heads-up satnav

A 'Boon' for drivers

Bootnotes 1 Apr 00:04

'I've read all the Harry Potters - and I'm proud to have done so for adverts'

QuotW 'After they gave me $millions, I discovered Yahoo! has an inspirational goal'

Bootnotes 29 Mar 10:10

Pyongyang Photoshop tomfoolery shows wet Norks, skirts blown up

Virtual hover armada storms beach in propaganda pic

Bootnotes 28 Mar 11:18

Swedish linguists nix new word after row with Google

Online ad giant said 'nej!' to 'ogooglebar'

Bootnotes 26 Mar 23:15

CERN re-opens 'Animal Shelter for Computer Mice'

Is the large hadron collector warping time?

Bootnotes 26 Mar 04:25

Dongle smut Twitstorm claims second scalp

Possible blokey jokey sees cross woman in pink slip

Bootnotes 22 Mar 23:45

Goblinproofing One's Chicken Coop hailed oddest book title

Anti-fairy guide wins prestigious literary award

Bootnotes 22 Mar 14:27

Victoria and Albert museum in narrow escape from Napalm Death

Fragile London landmark dodges Brummie sonic weapon

Bootnotes 22 Mar 06:03

Young model ruthlessly fingers upskirt iPad petshop pervert

Fruity fondleslab pant-snapper in LinkedIn giveaway

Bootnotes 21 Mar 09:29

Refusal to swallow scuppers woman's tadpole-smuggling plan

Chinese airport staff unimpressed with gobful of porwigle

Bootnotes 21 Mar 06:02

Fukushima switchboard defeated by rat

NON-MUTANT RODENT in NUKE PLANT ELECTRO-SHOCKER

Bootnotes 21 Mar 00:25

Bottomless, unsatisfied Xbox widow cuffed after boyf flees nookie

Pantless woman arrested by rubbish bin 'anticipated sex'

Bootnotes 18 Mar 06:00

Drunk driving: No more dangerous than talking on handsfree mobe

'Should be allowed', advise researchers

Bootnotes 15 Mar 06:03

Oklahoma woman cuffed with loaded .22 in pork holster

Officer pulls piece from intimate hidey-hole

Bootnotes 8 Mar 17:46

'Seriously Kelly? I may as well call YOU the unelected networks tsar'

Quotw Plus: 'Why do PC manufacturers even bother any more?'

Bootnotes 8 Mar 10:04

Canuck rumps resist Street View arsebusters

NSFW Blue moon shines bright in Nova Scotia

Bootnotes 8 Mar 06:02

Bacon sarnies can kill: Official

Doomwatching boffins issue deadly processed meat alert

Bootnotes 7 Mar 15:24

Reg readers brew up the ultimate cuppa

The people's vote takes us one step closer to tea nirvana

Bootnotes 7 Mar 11:19

Carrie Fisher dusts off THAT bikini for Star Wars VII

Princess Leia rescued from 'intergalactic old folks' home'

Bootnotes 6 Mar 13:19

Lynch and his Autonomy inner circle depict selves as crime kingpins

Vid Prank vid from the past. Mike, don't give up the day ... oh

The Channel 5 Mar 06:00

Arise, Lord BONG

¡Bong! My helpful GNOMES will slay these PEERS

Bootnotes 1 Mar 14:28

'It's common for freelancers to farm out work to cheap coders'

Quotw Plus: 'I'm supposed to release an enterprise platform on Azure?'

Bootnotes 1 Mar 10:33

Strategic SIEGE ROBOTS defeated by 'heavily intoxicated' man, 62

Epic battle in Ohio: Fall of the Machines™

Bootnotes 28 Feb 06:03

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