Don't teach it boxing, okay?
New minifigs like Monster Fighters are turning kids to the dark side
Only I can 'make an empire out of a republic' intones presidential candidate
Citizens line up for bags of that sweet, sweet mountain air
Video Mountain View is prankin' like it's 1999...
Says it wishes 'enemy' firm 'nothing but failure'
Take one vinyl record and add perspective
Cross-border Swedes launch art installation attack
Our prison mobe coverage a bunch of arse, protester suggests
In Soviet San Fran, billboards advertise you – to the cops
SFW Ta for the cringy vid, Durex. That's put us right off
Mind you, we still haven't found the wreckage
Pair of beasts walk through Sydney's hipster heaven
'Over-zealous' municipal jobsworths in anti-pole position
Award-winning book answers the question of our time
I say, Cletus, that there Daisy's getting hot under the collar...
Rolled up at joint naked and demanding to see husband, police claim
Comment Just when you thought you were alone in the bath...
Poll Poets wax lyrical over Irish plod biro outrage
Cops seek underhanded blaggers, 'possibly covered with soil'
Simian thought to have disposed of iThing in a moat
No more hateful words, pledges egg-gobbling veggie crusader
NSFW Les hommes de la Pomme disent 'non' aux seins de La Femme
All is forgiven, Jeff Bezos
Oxford English Dictionary in linguistic death spiral?
Quotw Plus: 'A death-spiral in your IT and change capability is OK?'
And next year it will be even better
Traditional epithet hit by flying cat crap
Mr Full Metal Havok <snip> Frostnova
'There was a mean copper in Limerick...'
Neighbours' pleas for canine mercy fell on deaf ears – cop
Jobs (hand or blow) must be given to locals, eh?
Judge warns Limerick gardaí to stock up sharpish
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