They're a future source of RENEWABLE ENERGY
Updated US court hears of cached browser image - not actual request
Sales of traditional brekkie foods soar as hungry folk get their mitts greasy
Meanwhile, sales of Mein Kampf going strong
Something for the Weekend, Sir? Examining the frothy disconnect in indie cafe culture
Stump up via tat bazaar, do a good thing for ill kids
Have a quick shufti, you may not be pregnant after all
'Writes' proposal using cycling app … and got a YES!
POLL Oz politicians want to collect it, but don't know what it is, so let's 'help' them out
'What is more wicked than piracy?' Hmm, let's think...
It looks friendly, but wait until you get it in the back of a car
Alleged to have flung prosthetic leg, food at crew
QuoTW Plus: MS 'unclear how citizens will benefit' from ODF
Wagwan, bruv, come bump the rock with me like Ali G, init
Something for the Weekend, Sir?* Bad computers might ask if you are Sarah Connor
Let's all go for a run. Now.
BuzzGasm! Threaderick the Great! And YES, we asked the Arapaho
Not lobbed at your head, silly – a bling phone
Big cat causes big trouble at Mumbai college
Join the dots, get to comment
'Myth of compatibilty as good as truth'
In space... no one can hear you're green...
Something for the Weekend, Sir? Spooks ask Dabbsy to suggest a nice hotel with pool
QuoTW Plus: 'Come on, BBC. You're not children'
'FIRE' caption on dashboard prompts dunderheaded hard shoulder halt
Bold, barmy Brit adventurer Nick Hancock escapes North Atlantic islet
If you're reading this email, I am no longer alive
'Midas World' vision suggests you retire later, watch more tellie and buy more stuff
Can't add detail in subhead because SPOILERS
Occupation records broken, champagne corks popped
Allegations were for 'financial gain', countersuit claims
NSFW Printable genitalia fall foul of 'obscene material' laws
Burrito meets soft taco in alleged rooftop romp outrage
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