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Welcome indeed to El Reg's world-beating miniature coverage of the stories that really matter - and quite a few that really don't, to be honest...

US tweet deportation: Chilling behind-the-scenes photos

The shock truth of what really went down at LAX

Bootnotes 3 Feb 16:19

Our roving reporter snaps Tenerife sex dangle

Randy Brit tourist caught hanging from stairs

Bootnotes 25 Nov 09:01

Southampton hampton vice shocker: Exclusive snap

Todger, ring, firemen, camera, lights, action...

Bootnotes 18 Nov 10:39

Apollo 17 Moon landing: Shock revelations

New photographic evidence blows lid on massive cover-up

Bootnotes 9 Sep 15:35

JP Morgan has a Playmobil moment

Euro debt crisis explained in miniature

Bootnotes 8 Sep 11:01

Murdoch parliamentary pandemonium: Shock snap

Exclusive What really went down at the faceful-of-pie hearing

Bootnotes 22 Jul 12:46

Middle-aged sex: The X-rated photo guide

NSFW We make the effort, so you don't have to

Bootnotes 25 Jun 2010, 11:02

Pig plague alert: Our safe sex guide

NSFW How to get it on in these high-risk times

Bootnotes 11 Dec 2009, 12:15

You too can become a Taoist Mao Shan master

Handy Reg step-by-step guide to achieving enlightenment

Bootnotes 5 Nov 2009, 14:37

Agincourt: The sensational truth

El Reg calculates the true strength of Henry's forces

Bootnotes 2 Nov 2009, 12:40

El Reg launches 'Skinny Fit' fashion range

Exclusive preview of international poster campaign

Bootnotes 16 Oct 2009, 10:55

Playmobil figures feared lost in Great Fire of Guildford

Tragic end to school inferno re-enactment?

Bootnotes 15 Oct 2009, 10:02

Almighty rumpus in Swedish lesbian enclave

Drunken Welshmen cop a pink pasting

Bootnotes 9 Oct 2009, 10:02

Yank slams El Reg 'zio-fruitcake' Playmobil 'crap'

FoTW Tehran-bound mini-WMDs fail to impress

Bootnotes 2 Oct 2009, 10:05

Swedish military combustobra: Jubtastic snap

Overheated conscript caught on camera

Bootnotes 25 Sep 2009, 09:55

Swedish devil girls fingered on Street View

Shock sequence captures cyclist molestation

Bootnotes 17 Jul 2009, 12:31

Oompa-Loompa v Tinky Winky: Shock scrap pic

Exclusive snap of mindless fancy dress violence

Bootnotes 8 May 2009, 11:02

G20 Summit: All the action caught on camera

Our man braves London's riot-ravaged streets

Bootnotes 3 Apr 2009, 10:38

NYC 'Top Model' stampede: The truth revealed

Exclusive snaps of Manhattan mayhem

Bootnotes 20 Mar 2009, 12:02

El Reg pays tribute to father of Playmobil

Exclusive snaps from Vulture Central's Hans Beck bash

Bootnotes 6 Feb 2009, 12:02

UFO wind turbine prang site: Exclusive photos

What really went down in Lincolnshire

Bootnotes 19 Jan 2009, 12:08

Enormous HP box spotted from space

Exclusive pics of Peterborough packaging pandemonium

Bootnotes 22 Dec 2008, 11:02

Fire-breathing black cabs: Shock eyewitness photo

RoTM NRA operative survives TX4 ambush

Rise of the Machines 26 Sep 2008, 11:02

Facebook - The Movie! Exclusive storyboard peek

White-knuckle rollercoaster of a movie in prospect

Bootnotes 5 Sep 2008, 10:05

Portsmouth Historic Dockyard: Further poster outrage

NSFW 'Twas on the good ship Venus...

Bootnotes 29 Aug 2008, 10:48

Bus-spotting paedo terror bust: Shock CCTV image

Rights? You don't have any rights

Bootnotes 25 Jun 2008, 12:02

Croydon devil dog execution: Exclusive photo

Woof, woof, bang, thud

Bootnotes 20 Jun 2008, 12:40

T5 Transformers t-shirt bust: Shock snap

Armed apparel supression team tackles terrorist threat

Bootnotes 3 Jun 2008, 13:02

The battle of Lesbos: Exclusive combat pic

Lesbians lick Lesbians in dramatic beach landing

Bootnotes 2 May 2008, 12:02

Monroe BJ film - world exclusive still

NSFW Happy birthday, Mr President?

Bootnotes 15 Apr 2008, 14:51

How BA handles lost luggage complaints: Shock picture

T5 enraged passenger suppression caught on camera

Bootnotes 4 Apr 2008, 12:38

El Reg reconstructs Heathrow T5 chaos

Fearful scenes of UK's latest titsup

Bootnotes 28 Mar 2008, 12:54

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