LOHAN
Full Coverage
Welcome to our full coverage of The Register's audacious Low Orbit Helium Assisted Navigator mission...
LOHAN must suck juice while mounted on rigid rod - but HOW?
Possible hot coupling for Vulture 2
SPB 4 Apr 10:38
LOHAN fans drawn to magnetic coupling
Neodymium solution for spaceplane heater disconnect?
SPB 22 Mar 11:44
LOHAN slips into tight rubber outfit
Our spaceplane's rocket motor heater gets the heatshrink treatment
SPB 20 Mar 12:37
LOHAN hooks up with top-flight rocketeer
Spaceplane team welcomes aboard new member
SPB 15 Mar 11:03
LOHAN seeks rocketeer for explosive relationship
GSOH, love of travel, Level 2 certificate...
SPB 8 Mar 12:38
LOHAN teases with quick flash of spaceplane
Our rocket-powered Vulture 2 design for your viewing pleasure
SPB 31 Jan 09:31
LOHAN premieres intimate REHAB vid
Lid blown on shed-built hypobaric rocket motor test rig
SPB 25 Jan 11:03
LOHAN fabricates full-fat fantastical flying truss
Vulture 2 launch platform hewn from carbon-fibre rods
SPB 13 Dec 09:02
Tearful, poetic Reg readers hail heroic, departed Playmonaut
The short 'naut who cast a long shadow
SPB 7 Dec 09:00
Hero Playmonaut lost at sea as SPEARS ditches in Channel
MYSTERY of balloon's unpredictable strato-lunge
SPB 4 Dec 09:26
Watch live! Crack LOHAN team to send SPEARS to stratosphere
Vid feed from balloon launch site promises hot hydrogen action
SPB 30 Nov 11:23
RETURN of the PLAYMONAUT: El Reg's space hero suits up again
Our intrepid ace test pilot hears siren call of LOHAN
SPB 29 Nov 09:00
LOHAN cooks up tempting Raspberry Pi spiced with Iridium
Geekgasmic electronic fusion cuisine, side dish of Python
SPB 28 Nov 09:20
SPEARS fired up for explosive climax
Ballocket mission control board electrifies LOHAN
SPB 26 Nov 16:00
Warming up the thruster that will ram LOHAN to glorious heights
Project team prepares to shove pocket rocket in toaster
SPB 23 Nov 13:22
LOHAN enfolds SPEARS in passionate embrace - explicit unclad pics
Oops, I chipped it again
SPB 19 Nov 10:39
LOHAN to join mile-high club with BRITNEY or NAOMI?
Poll Vote now to name our spaceplane control board
SPB 16 Nov 11:20
LOHAN to slip in sexy little black number
Two is one, one is none for rocketgasm success
SPB 13 Nov 11:07
LOHAN slips BRA over BOOBIES in ballocket backronym buffoonery
Alternative sensible(ish) suggestions invited for control board moniker
SPB 9 Nov 10:01
LOHAN's cold heart beats beneath silicon breast
Spaceplane mission control electronics provisionally dubbed 'HILTON'
SPB 6 Nov 15:00
LOHAN plugs into some hot LiPo treatment
Vulture 2 rocket motor heater fired up and toasty
SPB 5 Oct 14:04
LOHAN straps on satellite comms capability
Iridium two-way chat for spaceplane mission
SPB 12 Sep 10:16
LOHAN rolls out racy rocketry round-up
Progress to date on our audacious spaceplane mission
SPB 31 Aug 09:31
Teflon slips smoothly over LOHAN's mighty rod
Ice proves no impediment to Vulture 2 launch
SPB 24 Aug 09:29
LOHAN sets clock ticking for explosive climax
Just what our mission control board will do, and when...
SPB 23 Aug 11:01
LOHAN turns up the heat on Vulture 2 motor
Space-grade toaster to keep spaceplane engine warm
SPB 22 Aug 10:17
GPS trigger will light LOHAN's fire
Custom mission control board to fire Vulture 2 rocket motor
SPB 17 Aug 15:02
LOHAN's fantastical flying truss sprouts tail
Vulture 2 launch platform design shapes up nicely
SPB 9 Aug 13:03
Experts stroke beards over LOHAN's vacuity
Readers raise the pressure in hypobaric test chamber
SPB 3 Aug 12:29
LOHAN breathes fire in REHAB
Vid Hypobaric rocket motor test an explosive success – finally
SPB 1 Aug 08:32
LOHAN acquires mighty igniter arsenal
REHAB fireworks imminent, small island nations at risk
SPB 24 Jul 12:47
Pyrotechnic boffin poised to light LOHAN's fire
Reg reader expert brews up custom rocket motor igniter
SPB 18 Jul 09:44
UK tech biz grinding to halt as Reg space programme sucks in talent
Code biz kingpin volunteers his firm's services
SPB 16 Jul 10:47
LOHAN seeks failsafe for explosive climax
Mulls back-up system for Vulture 2 motor ignition
SPB 6 Jun 11:27
LOHAN sucks Reg reader's instrument to death
Strange doings in the shed at our mountaintop REHAB complex
SPB 1 Jun 13:00
Greedy LOHAN draining away mankind's vital fluid ... allegedly
Irresponsible globe embulgement - is it really an issue?
SPB 23 May 09:17
Vulture 2 trigger triggers serious head-scratching
Just how do we fire that LOHAN rocket motor?
SPB 18 May 11:44
Battle continues over LOHAN's mighty rod
Vulture 2 launch system a load of ballockets?
SPB 11 May 08:00
Reader experts thrash LOHAN's mighty rod
Why not a launch rail for the Vulture 2 spaceplane?
SPB 23 Apr 12:18
LOHAN dives into Reg forums mosh pit
Get to close quarters with our heavenly sky queen
SPB 12 Apr 09:00
LOHAN lifts lid on revised mission summary
Where we are with our audacious spaceplane plan
SPB 11 Apr 08:32
LOHAN checks into REHAB chamber
Shed-built hypobaric rig hewn from living steel
SPB 3 Apr 2012, 12:42
LOHAN demonstrates impressive sucking skills
REHAB joins the Eight Mile High club - but is it enough?
SPB 30 Mar 2012, 10:30
LOHAN's fantastical flying truss menaces kiddies
'Please quit releasing balloons', pleads animal lover
SPB 19 Mar 2012, 09:27
LOHAN to straddle meaty titanium rod
Skirt lifted on cunning Vulture 2 launch plan
SPB 16 Mar 2012, 13:28
Readers suggest LOHAN mount single mighty rod
Vulture 2 launch method prompts lively debate
SPB 15 Mar 2012, 15:02
LOHAN's fantastical flying truss takes to the air
Video Experimental structure last seen heading for Africa
SPB 14 Mar 2012, 10:22
LOHAN's fantastical flying truss cleared for lift-off
Airborne handling test imminent
SPB 23 Feb 2012, 14:37
LOHAN flashes fantastical flying truss
Experimental Vulture 2 launch platform
SPB 20 Feb 2012, 13:38
LOHAN lifts skirt on 3D printed parts
Video Our Vulture 2 spaceplane to get the laser sintering treatment
SPB 10 Feb 2012, 11:39
Boffins unimpressed by LOHAN's sizzling thruster
Vulture 2 designers suggest mightier hybrid motor
SPB 3 Jan 2012, 14:31
Southampton Uni climbs aboard LOHAN spaceplane project
Heavyweight postgrads to tackle Vulture 2 design
SPB 15 Dec 2011, 10:51
LOHAN's concrete derrière dubbed WIDDECOMBE
Heavyweight Brit politico beats off stiff opposition
SPB 30 Nov 2011, 10:33
LOHAN: Reader vacuum pump plans really suck
Top quality amateur boffinry from El Reg spaceplane fans
SPB 29 Nov 2011, 15:31
LOHAN fondles substantial concrete buttocks
'J-Lo' structure to protect El Reg rocket test operatives
SPB 25 Nov 2011, 09:46
Got a few minutes to help LOHAN suck?
Home-made vacuum pumps... bright ideas invited
SPB 22 Nov 2011, 14:28
LOHAN gets hands on mighty thruster
Much fondling of stiff tubes down at El Reg
SPB 15 Nov 2011, 10:11
LOHAN deluged with Reg readers' interjections in REHAB
Revised hypobaric chamber plan for your delectation
SPB 16 Sep 2011, 10:11
LOHAN to suck mighty thruster as it goes off, in a shed
Our cunning DIY hypobaric rocket-test rig
SPB 14 Sep 2011, 10:30
LOHAN eyes hardcore partner's impressive girth
Vulture 2 spaceplane needs thrust you can trust
SPB 12 Sep 2011, 10:44
El Reg's NAOMI rocket throws launch-pad strop
SPB fails to get it up at International Rocket Week
SPB 2 Sep 2011, 11:01
LOHAN seeks mighty thruster for trip to heaven and back
Special Projects to attend International Rocket Week
SPB 18 Aug 2011, 10:00
LOHAN team buried under ballockets
Click here for a shedload of Reg reader spaceplane launch concepts
SPB 9 Aug 2011, 11:07
Can you handle LOHAN's substantial globes?
We invite you to tackle spaceplane launch poser
SPB 5 Aug 2011, 12:02
Reg readers ponder LOHAN's substantial globes
One balloon or three for ballocket spaceplane mission?
SPB 3 Aug 2011, 08:36
LOHAN spaceplane project starting to shape up nicely
Initial thoughts on our audacious ballocket
SPB 29 Jul 2011, 11:00
LOHAN: She's low orbit and helium assisted
Spaceplane mission backronym sorted
SPB 25 Jul 2011, 15:08
Vote now for the juiciest LOHAN backronym
Reader poll You have the final say on our spaceplane project name
SPB 15 Jul 2011, 11:19
So, LOHAN: What's it to be?
Low Orbital High Altitude Norks? Ballockets to that
SPB 11 Jul 2011, 09:15
El Reg to unleash rocket-powered spaceplane
Gutsy 'rockoon' launch for Vulture 2, daughter of PARIS
SPB 7 Jul 2011, 11:00
Further LOHAN resources:
- New to LOHAN? Try this mission summary for enlightenment.
- You can find full LOHAN coverage right here.
- Join the expert LOHAN debate down at Reg forums.
- All the LOHAN and Paper Aircraft Released Into Space (PARIS) vids live on YouTube.
- For our SPB photo archive, proceed directly to Flickr.
- We sometimes indulge in light consensual tweeting, as you can see here.
