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Moderatrix quits El Reg: Latest

April Fool Tense negotiations at Vulture Central

Bootnotes 1 Apr 13:02

US Patent Office exposes Apple secret plan

April Fool Cupertino's 'silence' landgrab

Bootnotes 1 Apr 10:54

eBay put Skype on iPhone 'to boost price of NSA backdoor'

April Fool 'Judas Phone' reaps $bns for 'man-at-both-ends' attack

Bootnotes 1 Apr 10:02

LametopsLaptops Direct offers free funerals

April Fool 'Unique sponsorship package' for cash-strapped bereaved

Bootnotes 1 Apr 09:51

Florida cops taser satnav lake plunge woman

April Fool 'Premenstrual issues' blamed for loss of $100k Mercedes

Bootnotes 1 Apr 09:30

Google to fund 'video Street View' for Central London

April Fool 'It's not surveillance, it's sharing'

Bootnotes 1 Apr 08:31

Reg Hardware's April Fool's Day round-up

Nine fakes and one real. Can you see what it is yet?

Reg Hardware 1 Apr 16:32

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