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You'll go APE for our new Gorilla Glass 4, Corning reckons

Mythbusters team whored out to promote 'Glass Age'
Iain Thomson, 20 Nov 21:7
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NXT: The first SPAAAACE cryptocurrency

Our plucky Playmonaut eyes stratospheric profits
Lester Haines, 20 Nov 12:3
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Slapnav: Looking for KINKY dark matter? Switch on the GPS!

Boffins use spare atomic clocks to check for errors
Iain Thomson, 20 Nov 6:31
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NOKIA - Not FINNished yet! BEHOLD the somewhat DULL MYSTERY DEVICE!

N1 mini-'slab to plop into crowded pond next year
Andrew Orlowski, 18 Nov 10:58
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NASA launches new climate model at SC14

75 days of supercomputing later ...
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Pre-digital computer 'cranks out' Fourier Transforms

Video Boffins get a handle on pre-digital computer, restore it to working order
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BAD SANTA: Don't get ripped off this Christmas

Feature Caveat emptor and then some
Nigel Whitfield, 16 Nov 12:3
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NEWSFLASH: It's time to ditch dullard Facebook chums

Everything hot in tech, courtesy of avian anchor Regina Eggbert
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It’s PAYBACK time as HUMANS send a PROBE up ALIEN body

Something for the Weekend, Sir? Your stupid minds! Stupid! Stupid!
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I'M SO SORRY, sobs Rosetta Brit boffin in 'sexist' sexy shirt storm

Vid 'He is just being himself' says proud mum of larger-than-life physicist
Iain Thomson, 15 Nov 3:29
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Walmart's $99 crap-let will make people hate Windows 8.1 even more

With 1GB of RAM and 16GB of storage, the E Fun Nextbook will be anything but
Iain Thomson, 14 Nov 20:14
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Exit the dragon: US govt blows $325m on China-beating 300PFLOPS monster computer

Vid Nvidia, IBM to kit out labs with world's fastest super
Chris Williams, 14 Nov 15:13
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Assassin's Creed bugs shift setting to LSD-drenched 1960s Paris

+Vids Punched into Hell through a grave by an epileptic
Jasper Hamill, 14 Nov 13:59
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Japanese boffins build rounders-playing ROBOT SCHOOLGIRL

Go on, Henrietta, win it for jolly old Android Ladies Academy!
Jasper Hamill, 14 Nov 13:46
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Could YOU identify these 10 cool vintage mobile phones?

No one else has managed to do it...
Simon Rockman, 14 Nov 13:28
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VINYL is BACK and you can thank Sonos for that

Breaking Fad The format that wouldn’t die is officially in remission
Steve May, 14 Nov 7:1
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SAVE ME, NASA system builder, from my DEAD WORKSTATION

HPC Blog Anal-retentive hardware nerd in paws-on workstation crisis
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WATCH: Rosetta astroboffin TATTOOED with PHILAE from the FUTURE!

Vid Cannibal Corpse-loving chap just knows it'll succeed
Jasper Hamill, 12 Nov 14:28
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MOULDY DICK: France aims to snatch EXPLODING WHALE crown from U.S.

Gallic bloater TWICE the size of famed 1970 blast cetacean
Jasper Hamill, 12 Nov 13:27
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FALL of the MACHINES: How to KILL the Google KARATE BOT, by our expert

'That power cable to the wall plug is his WEAKNESS'
Jasper Hamill, 12 Nov 11:44
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Sixteen shades of grey survive Viennese quantum optics test

Video 'Twisted light' test transcends turbulence, suggesting secure comms tool
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Microsoft to bring back beloved 1990s super-hit BATTLETOADS!?*

* Or maybe not. It is just a trademark filing, after all
Shaun Nichols, 11 Nov 6:29
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Obama HURLS FCC under train, GUTPUNCHES ISPs in net neut battle

US President: 'I want Title II' ... Verizon: 'We want a LAWYER!'
Kieren McCarthy, 10 Nov 18:17
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Race is on to touch down on COMET 67P before WHIFFY SPACE DUCK breaks up

Vid Rosetta robot probe, Philae, is set to touch down on comet 67P/Churyumov-Gerasimenko on Wednesday, 12 November, when the craft's decade-long chase to reach the speeding, icy cosmic rock hits its target – if all goes to plan. But how long can we expect the comet to live? The European Space Agency's project scientist Matt Taylor …