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Yahoo! couldn't! detect! hackers! in! its! network! but! can! spot! NSFW! smut! in! your! office?

Having laid bare over half a billion usernames and passwords through meager funding and witless indifference, Yahoo! is putting its faith in artificial intelligence to protect people from bare skin. Yahoo! engineers Jay Mahadeokar and Gerry Pesavento in a blog post on Friday said the company has released an open-source model …
Thomas Claburn, 30 Sep 2016
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Facebook serves up shaved, pierced, tattooed 'butterfly' as CAPTCHA

VERY NSFW Reg reader Mike W has sent us something rather interesting from Facebook, which asked him to prove he's human with the test below that asked him to pick out pictures of butterflies. We'll explain the white space at grid position A2 after the image. Facebook Butterfly Captcha Back to that white space, which we excised because …
Simon Sharwood, 30 Apr 2015

'Apple is TERRIFIED of women’s bodies and women’s pleasure' – fresh tech sex storm

NSFW Apple is weathering a sexism storm after its website apparently refused to engrave a raunchy poem on a newly ordered iPhone. Enraged that the California giant allowed penis, dick and similar words to be engraved on mobes – but, crucially, not clit – men and women in favour of equal opportunities have given Apple boss Tim Cook …
Jasper Hamill, 11 Jul 2014

US bloke raises $250k to build robo-masturbation device

NSFW The inventor of a "powerfully realistic electronic male pleasure machine" has hailed the “outpouring of support” for his robo-orifice after raising a whopping $250k down at Indiegogo. With the backing of over 2,000 chaps, Brian Sloan has shot past his original $45,000 goal and is now poised to deliver worldwide relief via the …
Lester Haines, 3 Jun 2014
Not for hobbits

Waving an Eye-of-Sauron pulsating mock cock? STOP IMMEDIATELY

NSFW Ann Summers has declared one of its vibrators is NSFW - and the last letter doesn't stand for working. The High Street sex shop chain has recalled its range of Ultimate O sex toys over fears that power supplies may be faulty. Anyone who purchased one of the pink pleasure-givers can return it to Ann Summers for a refund. " …
Jasper Hamill, 10 Jun 2013
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Coca-Cola fizzes over pornforacoke.com

Coca-Cola has filed a trademark infringement case against the operators of pornforacoke.com, which offers "tons of porn for the price of a daily glass of coke". In full Coca-Cola livery, the very NSFW site boasts "more than 10,000 gigabytes of porn". The case would seem to be an easy win for Coca-Cola, then. The drinks giant …
Team Register, 24 Dec 2010
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Jamie Oliver website offers graphic recipe for 'Pussy'

NSFW Tousle-haired mockney belly-robber Jamie Oliver has been let down by his website's IT staff today, after they failed to effectively remove a distinctly NSFW web-2.0 user uploaded recipe for "Pussy". Screengrab of Jamie Oliver website Tasty The offending recipe's page has been removed from Oliver's site, but as the …
Team Register, 20 Dec 2010

Pants purveyor punts handset-holding undies

NSFW What can we say? US company Vavoom has taken the old gag about girls and vibrating phones to its logical conclusion and come up with a pair of pants with a handset holding pouch on the front. Dubbed the Call Me Panty the naughty knickers - tagline: "Special panties for that special someone. Simply turn your phone to vibrate …
Hard Reg, 22 May 2008
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Hacking sexual pleasure: a hard, slippery problem

NSFW Everyone wants more pleasure with less effort, so humans have used mechanical augmentation for ages: prehistoric dildos and porn, Kama Sutra treatises, lubes, piercings, and lately vibrators and Viagra. But since sex is really all about electrical nerve impulses, shouldn't electronics and signal processing be able to enhance …
Bill Softky, 28 May 2007
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YouTube pulls London rooftop shag vid

YouTube has pulled a "steamy" vid of a London couple indulging in rooftop rumpy-pumpy. According to The Sun, staff at Soho production company MJZ caught the pair on camera on Wednesday and promptly posted the 30-second shagfest on YouTube. An MJZ producer said: "I was working away and looked up and saw this bloke and a girl in …
Lester Haines, 25 May 2007
A lovely photo of Tania Derveaux

Belgian bj politico reneges on election pledge

NSFW We should have known: Tania Derveaux, the Belgian senate hopeful who offered to blow 40,000 voters as as a "response to incredible claims that were made by other parties in Belgium", has reneged on her election pledge. A lovely photo of Tania Derveaux Sadly. those who signed up for this tempting offer in the hope of some …
Lester Haines, 23 May 2007
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Oral sex could be more dangerous than cigars

Painstaking academic research indicates that promiscuous oral sex can carry a higher risk of throat cancer than smoking or boozing. A report based on a hospital study of 100 oropharyngeal cancer sufferers and 200 controls, carried out by Johns Hopkins scientists, appeared today in the New England Journal of Medicine. In it, the …
Lewis Page, 10 May 2007
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Russians tell aliens to suck on a fat one

Doubtless inspired by the UK's huge farmer's arse, Russian wags recently decided to send a message of their own to visiting aliens, and have succeeded in getting their greeting onto Yahoo! Maps: "Cock" as seen atop Russian flats on Yahoo! Maps For those of you not up to speed on Russian sexual slang, хуй translates as "cock …
Lester Haines, 2 May 2007
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eBayer unleashes defecating dog to punt kayak

Regular readers will know that there are few holds barred down at eBay when it comes to attracting attention to some must-have item. Photo from eBay listing showing kayak and crapping dog Indeed, we have in the past celebrated the gearbox sex doll shocker, the ashtray cleavage thriller, and the legendary 19 inch monitor flash …
Lester Haines, 1 May 2007
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Ann Summers love egg fails to crack Cyprus

Cypriot readers in search of some "serious clitoral lovin" in the form of a remote-controlled "deceptively powerful matt silver love egg" featuring "three speeds and four pulse settings", are advised not to bother looking for tablecloth-clenching ecstasy down at Ann Summers: Anne Summers love egg: marked "Not for use in Cyprus …
Lester Haines, 1 May 2007
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Website offers virtual substance abuse, P2P pressure

Online game universes continue to move forward in their attempts to offer intense human experiences to isolated dorks who refuse to leave their bedrooms. The latest trend now appears to be online drug-use. MIT's Tech Review reported last Friday on RedLightCenter.com, a site which until now has focused on web-pimp functions. …
Lewis Page, 26 Apr 2007
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CCTV nails sheep-shagging Turk

A Turkish citizen faces a fine or possible three years' chokey under German animal protection laws after a farmer's CCTV system caught him indulging in a bit of homo-ovine sexual interaction, Reuters reports. The sheeps' owner "became suspicious" last year and duly rigged the video surveillance set-up. It recorded the unnamed …
Lester Haines, 5 Apr 2007
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Call goes out for open source teledildonics work

SXSW NSFW The computational dildo liberation army (CDLA) has called out device makers for creating boring old kit that just doesn't get the job done. The dildo patrol want to see more creative devices and an influx of open source effort around sex toys. Attendees at the SXSW conference here listened for over an hour on Sunday as so- …
Ashlee Vance, 12 Mar 2007

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