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Captain Cyborg accepts another degree from puny humans

10 INPUT honorary_award$ 20 GOTO 10

Bootnotes 26 Jul 2012

Harvard boffins build cyborg skin of flesh and nanowires

Man and machine become one

Science 30 Aug 2012

Captain Cyborg: Computers are alive, like bats or cows

'I'm like Yuri Gagarin, me,' says moggy-chipping prof

Science 17 Jun 2011

Captain Cyborg sidekick implants virus-infected chip

First Mate Malware and the infected pacemakers of doom

Security 26 May 2010

Captain Cyborg creates human bat with Reg baseball cap

Ahem...

Bootnotes 16 May 2008

Captain Cyborg invades Second Life

Appearing this afternoon in Sadville

Bootnotes 23 Apr 2007

Captain Cyborg to chew the fat with Ultra Hal

Reading uni hosts Turing Test contenders

Bootnotes 6 Oct 2008

Captain Cyborg plans to milk you, human scum

'You'll be a subspecies, like cows are now'

Science 18 Mar 2008

Captain Cyborg pushes kid chipping via Maddy abduction case

'It would not be difficult'

Bootnotes 15 May 2007

Captain Cyborg to write UK science funding guidelines

Mutilating expertise

Science 18 May 2005

Labour MP backs Captain Cyborg shocker

Vote Tory before it's too late

Bootnotes 24 Mar 2005

Captain Cyborg gets oil-check at BBC

Guest appearance on Radio 2

Bootnotes 1 Aug 2002

Captain Cyborg plans to build a better bionic nose

You can sniff out the bullshit better...

Bootnotes 5 Jul 2001

Captain Cyborg to risk all for science

Heroic sacrifice to advance humanity

Bootnotes 2 Aug 2004

Captain Cyborg issues chilling TV warning

Jeremy Clarkson paralysed with fear by roving robopundit

Bootnotes 18 Feb 2004

Captain Cyborg returns with Wi-Fi rhubarb!

Welcome back, Master of Gibberish

Bootnotes 23 Sep 2003

Captain Cyborg terrorises UK conference

Gives speech on, er, speechless communication

Bootnotes 12 May 2004

Captain Cyborg acquires Dalek capability

Kiddies menaced by Davrotic university prof

Science 20 Apr 2006

Lunatic pulls gun on Captain Cyborg

We have the exclusive picture

Bootnotes 18 Jun 2001

Captain Cyborg infects Ireland

Same old crap

Bootnotes 27 Jun 2001

Captain Cyborg spouts rubbish on CNN

When will the mainstream media turn their brains on?

Bootnotes 12 Dec 2000

Captain Cyborg crops up in Focus magazine

How'd he get past the dogs?

Bootnotes 10 Aug 2001

Captain Cyborg faces Canadian challenge

Toronto Terminator to lower Warwick into molten steel?

Bootnotes 15 Jan 2004

Reg telepathed by Captain Cyborg critics

The Wonders of Science!

Letters 6 Oct 2001

Captain Cyborg goes on a lecture tour

Extending gibberish to our Europeans cousins

Business 11 Jun 2001

Captain Cyborg gives forth on CNN

Warwick appointed Lizard Army pundit

Science 17 May 2005

Captain Cyborg Lives!

Robots 1: Humans 0

Bootnotes 22 Mar 2002

Captain Cyborg is a Media Tart. True

Ten cents a dance...

Personal 11 Sep 2002

Captain Cyborg puts on Cassandra act again

Radio 4 gives airtime to preposterous posits

Bootnotes 11 Sep 2001

Captain Cyborg takes the pee on Radio 5 Live

Mystery of why BT landlines play up in summer solved

Bootnotes 5 Aug 2002

Colleague kicks Captain Cyborg in the nuts

Dancing with Pixies

Bootnotes 17 Oct 2000

Captain Cyborg promises never to fake an orgasm again

Cyberchump returns with another harebrained scheme

Channel 5 Oct 2000

No! No! No! Captain Cyborg is back

Starts all over again

Bootnotes 4 Jan 2001

Captain Cyborg becomes a film critic

Reads his inane dribblings on Spielberg's AI

Bootnotes 20 Sep 2001

Captain Cyborg back on the BBC

And surprise, surprise, he's talking nonsense

Bootnotes 25 Apr 2001

Did Captain Cyborg implant a dog tracking chip?

Photographic evidence

Bootnotes 5 Oct 2001

DARPA to create brain-chipped cyborg moths

Looking to bug al-Qaeda

Science 31 May 2007

Cyborg strip-searched by Air Canada

Are we allowed to say 'anal probe'?

Bootnotes 22 Mar 2002

Captain Cyborg becomes nutritionist and mind-reader in one day

What the hell is going on!!!!

Bootnotes 12 Oct 2001

Captain Cyborg's media monkey business back

But ZDNet and the BBC should know better

Business 23 Jan 2001

My God! Someone's actually made a cyborg!

It turns toward light and not much else

Business 18 Apr 2001

Reg jealous of my success, claims Captain Cyborg

Amazed at how he manages to bamboozle gullible hacks, more like

Personal 4 Oct 2001

Captain Cyborg: 'I know Kung Fu!'

Letters Plus Linspire and geek sexual equality

Letters 14 May 2004

Cap Cyborg to chip 11 year old in wake of UK child killings

Words fail us. Almost...

Personal 2 Sep 2002

Oh no! Here comes Captain Cyborg again

Updated Kevin Warwick - a book to plug and more nonsense to tell us

Business 14 Aug 2000

NuLab's fave boffin claims phallocentric conspiracy

Baronness Greenfield discovered to be redundant

Science 11 Jan 2010

Stephen Hawking predicts cyborg ascendancy

Let's re-engineer our genes to compete

Media 3 Sep 2001