Original URL: https://www.theregister.com/2014/06/20/buzzgasm_dark_internet/

9 Dark Social Truths That Will Totally Blow Your Bowels!

Be Afraid. Be Amazeballs Afraid!

By The BuzzGasm Aggregator

Posted in Legal, 20th June 2014 09:03 GMT

BuzzGasm!

1: 51 Per Cent Of Internet Traffic Is Stealth Paedophile Music Filesharing

Jimmy Savile on TOTP

How's about that then, guys and gals?!?!

2: Another 43 Per Cent Is TORtastic Brummie Trojan Horse Black Ops!

Email from alleged Trojan Horse Islamist

Won't someone think of the children?!?!?!?!

3: 91 per cent of Whatsleft® is Bootlylicious Instagram Selfies!

Woman's backside selfie

Total arse for facial recognition algorithms. LOL!

[Isn't that "Belfies"? - Ed]

4: 34 Per Cent Of People Sometimes Communicate By Talking!

A couple talking

Target ads at that, muthafuckas!

5: 4 Per Cent Of Adults Still Use Paper Communications!

Man writing a letter

WTF is all that about???????!

6: Most Undertakers Avoid Social Networking

Undertaker with urn of ashes

The lost demographic!

7: So Do Pliers

A pair of pliers in the shadows

Creepy factoid!

8: ISIS Don't Do Facebook

ISIS leader Shakir Wahiyib with Facebook thumbs-up

That's why no one saw them coming! LOL!!!!!

9: The Arapaho Have No Twitter Presence

Arapaho warrior with Twitter logo

Actually they do! Cool!

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