Original URL: https://www.theregister.com/2014/06/20/buzzgasm_dark_internet/
9 Dark Social Truths That Will Totally Blow Your Bowels!
Be Afraid. Be Amazeballs Afraid!
Posted in Legal, 20th June 2014 09:03 GMT
BuzzGasm!
1: 51 Per Cent Of Internet Traffic Is Stealth Paedophile Music Filesharing
How's about that then, guys and gals?!?!
2: Another 43 Per Cent Is TORtastic Brummie Trojan Horse Black Ops!
Won't someone think of the children?!?!?!?!
3: 91 per cent of Whatsleft® is Bootlylicious Instagram Selfies!
Total arse for facial recognition algorithms. LOL!
[Isn't that "Belfies"? - Ed]
4: 34 Per Cent Of People Sometimes Communicate By Talking!
Target ads at that, muthafuckas!
5: 4 Per Cent Of Adults Still Use Paper Communications!
WTF is all that about???????!
6: Most Undertakers Avoid Social Networking
The lost demographic!
7: So Do Pliers
Creepy factoid!
8: ISIS Don't Do Facebook
That's why no one saw them coming! LOL!!!!!
9: The Arapaho Have No Twitter Presence
Actually they do! Cool!
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