Original URL: https://www.theregister.com/2014/03/13/buzzgasm_listicle_about_pliers/
BuzzGasm: 9 Incredible Things You Never Knew About PLIERS!
Gripping stuff
Posted in Science, 13th March 2014 11:28 GMT
1: Pliers Hold Stuff Really, Really Tight
Wow, amazeballs.
2: They Can Also Cut Cables
That is so multitaskingly cool.
3: Side-Cutters Are NOT Pliers
No no no no no.
4: Neither Are Pincers
No no no no no no NO.
5: Pliers Are Sociable...
They hang around with other species! Bless.
6: ...And Sometimes They Flock
That's called a "clasp" of pliers!
7: Solitary Pliers Never Sleep
They just wait. Creepy.
8: You're Never More Than 6ft From A Pair Of Pliers
So why can you never find them when you need them? LOLZ.
9. The Arapaho Have No Word For Pliers
WTF? Bummer.
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