Original URL: https://www.theregister.co.uk/2011/06/16/apple_pursues_mutant_dollar/

Apple preps iOS social tool for muties

Software in alpha, Johnny?

By N B Kreelman

Posted in Personal Tech, 16th June 2011 14:57 GMT

Apple is investigating ways to make its iPhone more appealing to mutants.

An Apple patent application posted recently describes a new 'find me a friend' social networking technology aimed at the genetically wounded.

Apple social network patent

How else to explain the presence of a being with ill-matched eyes, missing nose and an ear on his or her chest?

The creature's handle: 'Sam I am'. Sam, of course, stands for 'Strontium Affected Mutation'.

Middenface McNulty was not available for comment. ®