Original URL: https://www.theregister.co.uk/2011/03/25/world_maps/
Online world maps rub jubs against todgers
Just how big, and how long?
It's Friday, and since you're all sitting around on your backsides waiting to head off to the pub, here's a challenge to fill a couple of dreary hours: just what interesting scientific conclusions can we draw from a comparison of the two following maps of breast size and penis length worldwide?
Before beginning your analysis of the data, please note that the average jub in Venezuela is a D-cup - a figure artificially boosted by the widespread abuse in Chavezlandia of the Bulgarian airbag.
The Venezuelans also rate as highly talented in the trouser department, which leads us to suspect they're either a) lying or b) at the cutting edge of todger-enhancement tech. You decide... ®