The parents among you who reckon kids today get far too much mollycoddling are advised to proceed directly to LIDL, which evidently believes nippers need to be exposed to a little more risk.

Start here, and click the "Soft Toy" button...

...and pretty soon your child can be cuddling one of these:

Superb, and an extra tip of the hat for the product description. ®

Bootnote

Thanks to Andy Macdonald for the sharp tip-off.

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