The vendor of a green 1996 MG MGF is likely to attract a fair bit of attention to his eBay auction after partially flashing his dangly bits on the world's favourite tat bazaar:

This lunchtime, the semi-naked sports convertible owner wrote:

Please note one of the pictures uploaded was NOT meant to be!

I cant delete it (wish I could) apologies ,I feel some what embarrassed.

Too right - that's an iPhone, isn't it? You should be bloody ashamed of yourself. ®

Bootnote

We've pixellated the poor bloke's face here in the expectation that the original snap will swiftly disappear from eBay, and his modesty will be restored.

Related stories

• Naturist club objects to erection of five storey tower block (13 September 2010)

  https://www.theregister.com/2010/09/13/surrey_club/

• Buxom buttocks bolster Beemer bonnet (16 August 2010)

  https://www.theregister.com/2010/08/16/ebay_auction/

• eBayer unleashes defecating dog to punt kayak (1 May 2007)

  https://www.theregister.com/2007/05/01/dumping_dog_auction/

• eBay in wing-mirror reflectoporn shocker (14 July 2006)

  https://www.theregister.com/2006/07/14/ebay_wing_mirror/

• eBayer goes for bust in ashtray auction (19 June 2006)

  https://www.theregister.com/2006/06/19/ashtray_offer/

• Nude eBayer flashes 19in monitor (1 July 2005)

  https://www.theregister.com/2005/07/01/ebay_monitor_flash/