Original URL: http://www.theregister.co.uk/2010/05/11/tiger_woods/
Tiger Woods succumbs to 'bulging d*ck'
Nasty case of priapic neck, says TV reporter
Poor old Tiger Woods was obliged to withdraw from last weekend's Players Championship in Florida due to a problem with his neck, which has apparently been bothering him for about a month.
The Golf Channel's Win McMurry was on hand to offer this delightful and highly plausible explanation of the exact nature of the complaint:
Nicely done, although McMurry would do well in future to concentrate on the golfer's sporting achievements, rather than his impressive extramarital scorecard. ®