An employee of Sydney's Macquarie Bank probably isn't in line for a fat payrise after he was caught on live TV closely analysing something a bit more scintillating than the Lucky Country's interest rates:

According to net experts, at least one of the photos in question is Orlando Bloom's squeeze Miranda Kerr. The Victoria's Secret Angel is a local lass made good, and is rarely seen dressed in more than her underwear, which makes her the pin-up of choice among Sydney's hardened bankers. ®

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