Original URL: https://www.theregister.co.uk/2008/05/08/hilton_baby/

I want a baby, coos broody Paris Hilton


By Lester Haines

Posted in Bootnotes, 8th May 2008 10:31 GMT

El Reg's fave hotel heiress "One night in" Paris Hilton has touchingly expressed her desire to get up the duff asap and drop a sprog within the next year, according to the Sun.

The prospective father is at present rocker Benji Madden, who the highly-talented celeb has been dating since February.

Hilton said: "I have a lot of beautiful animals that I look after and I feel I would have a lot to give my children."

Bless. Vulture Central wishes Paris and Benji all the best in carrying off a successful fertilisation, and might we suggest they consider calling the offspring Bangkok Hilton? ®