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Reg April Fools 2007

Oh how we laughed

By Team Register

Posted in Bootnotes, 1st April 2008 23:46 GMT

Microsoft to build on Rogers Partnership
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PowerPoint grows up
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Apple, Google join forces for 'ultimate phone'
Spherical challenge

Research reveals mislaid microprocessor megahertz
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Bloggers mourn bald, rich Fiorina
I shaved myself for Britney'

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