We're very much obliged to Martin Walsh for alerting us to the services of cleaning outfit MK Londyn. When the company says it'll "clean everything except your pocket", it's not joking:

Good Lord. Of course, the DIYers among you will know what MK Londyn is trying to say, but we rather like the idea of dildo rails. ®

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