Those among you looking for a new set of bollocks this Xmas are directed forthwith to Argos, which seems to be the UK's leading 'nad retailer:

Crikey, that's a right load of bollocks and no messing. Argos also does a nice line in crap kids' furniture, or why not try its extensive range of utter shite? Happy shopping. ®

Bootnote

Thanks to Mike Heald for the very silly tip-off.

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