California readers looking for a landscape gardener who offers a full service and is willing to negotiate on price were recently pointed in the direction of "Jose Barajas and his gang of six cabaleros!" by one highly-satisfied customer:

Sadly, it appears Barajas and his half dozen caballeros are no longer offering the cut-price "mow-and-blow" deal, since the recommendation has now been amended to remove this particular extra. Shame. ®

Bootnote

Thanks to Simon Halsey for the tip-off.

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