Original URL: https://www.theregister.co.uk/2007/02/23/letters_2302/
US trawls Second Life funny money
We will, we will solution you!
Letters Now and again, we at Vulture Towers feel it is our honour bound duty to purge the English language of offending little dittys that get up your noses.
And so you have spoken. That nasty little scrubber "solution" has been duly banished to the place where bad words go. Reg archives are being cleansed as we speak.
Why? Read on for enlightenment:
Oh god! Please ban "solution" immediately! My manager told me that our offshoring partner in Delhi had a team-building exercise a couple of years ago and the participants had to create a team song.
Sung to the tune of We Will Rock You:
We will, We will solution you!
Good god have mercy!
"Solution"? Bin it. And bin "bespoke/turnkey offering" whilst the lid's up.
"Should the word 'solution' be beaten down and banished from business forever?"
A great example of this is at Tesco, in the aisle where lazy developers go to get their tea when they can't be bothered cooking. There's a sign above the ready-made pasta-type meals, saying "Italian Meal Solutions".
The whole "solutions" thing is old hat (Private Eye has been running their solutions column for months now). I was more impressed when I walked into a branch of Lakeland and saw a set of shelves marked "Kitchen ideas". Looked more like saucepans to me.
re: Should the word 'solution' be beaten down and banished from business forever?
If (as my old man used to tell me when I was a lad) there really is no problem without a solution, then it follows that banishing solutions will deal a swift kick in the knackers to problems left right and centre... Not only would I get to finish work on time every day, but as an added bonus but the much loved strategy-boutique and its accompanying legion of celebrity-sherbert-tooting nutjobs may well find itself out of business in pretty short order.
Regarding use of the word 'solution', I think it's quite appropriate if you consider it from a chemical context. This is where you take something with a regular and fairly solid structure (a crystal of some sort) and you dissolve it in water (or something else) and end up with a very fluid, chaotic mess with no structure at all. Sounds like a solution to me.
> Should the word "solutions" be banned?
Yes! It definitely should!
It gives a sense of stupidity to anything that wears it and is unrelated to a chemical (di)solution or something that has been indeed solved.
Why is a Program a "solution"? It doesn't solve anything, it _runs_, it works, it does things, somethimes solves something and sometimes not... why the heck is it called "solution" then?
Why is a crappy VB application called "solution"? Just to hide that is a crappy app programmed in a cheap language?
I really, really hat this word.
Bannish it from the IT dictionary!
-- Regards Enric Martinez
Fear not. It has been erased from the IT lexicon. We hat it too.
Tony "I don't use a computer" Blair sent an email to the 1.8 million road tax petition signatories explaining the reasons behind the proposal. Reasons you splutter?
Were I Prime Minister, seeking to explain my views to 1.8 million people, I would be ashamed to allow my name to be attached to a text of such quality.
David Bell, O-level English Language 1973
My reply to Tonys spam;
An open letter.
My tax's have already paid for road to be built and maintained. How dare they think of using yet another punitive tax measure to discourage behavior. Instead of attempting to solve this issue with a ill thought out grand gesture, they should be fixing the smaller problems that are causing the problem in the first place.
By using tax breaks and incentives to promote positive behavior and greener alternatives. But this is labour we are talking about, and they need Peter’s money to pay for Paul’s votes.
By making public transport far better, cheeper, and more efficient. If the alternatives where there, working, and better than using cars in the first place, the problem would be far smaller than they have let it become.
There are about 2 million illegal cars on the road. With out them, congestion would be far less. Indecently the reason that there are so many illegal cars is labour’s fault anyway, because they have increased the cost of living to just a degree that far more people cannot afford to keep a legal car.
Better and dedicated cycle lanes. I would love the opportunity to cycle to work.
And a host of other idea that in themselves won’t solve the problem, but will contribute in part.
Yours in utter disgust with Tony, Gordon, and Labour,
And while we're on the topic of thumbing noses, the Cuban government has done just that to Microsoft, by opting for open source instead.
I thought the US embargo on Cuba prevented them from buying Microsoft products anyway... ? Isn't that what one of the points in the lengthy Windows EULA reads?
hi, Cuba isn't the only government going open source; I was delighted to see that the pm's 'Road Pricing' emails (well mine anyway) are being pumped out by a FreeBSD Server!
The European Parliament recommended that the only way to stop US anti-terrorist investigators from illegally snooping on European financial transactions is to get Swift to pull its data from US shores.
Perhaps I'm being naive here, but surely Swift broke the law, and should reasonably have known that it was, by transferring data to a place where it could reasonably have known that it could not protect it in accordance with European data protection rules.
I rather suspect that if the story had "China" instead of "US" then the outcome would have been somewhat different, but the principal is the same.
The answer is quite simple, if a little inconvenient for SWIFT - it should not transfer data outside of the EU where it cannot guarantee it's sucurity. If the foreign law is such that it can't refuse to divulge information illegally, then it shouldn't put the data there in the first place <period>.
Whilst it's easy to see a situation where international bodies have to keep different data in different places, this is a price they have to consider when choosing what countries to do business in - they alway have to options of staying out of a country if it causes them too much inconvenience.
"Europe might not get anywhere fast by pursuing a political solution. Though it has agreed that the US investigation has offended European data protection, human and fundamental rights, it cannot get oversight of US Treasury's subpoenas on Swift until it forms an overarching, transatlantic privacy and data sharing agreement."
Screw that. The US Government has been playing fast and loose with human rights ever since the collapse of the USSR (and probably before that, but at least previously they had the decency to hide their rapacious appetite for data which they have no business seeking). It's time for the EU to play hardball: Freeze *all* US funds which are under control of European agencies, both by EU governmental agencies and private businesses, until the US agrees to a European-designed human rights and privacy guarantee package.
And as an American, I would fully support any move to force the US Government to guarantee privacy. It would be a lovely change.
Can anyone tell me when it became fashionable for sovereign countries to just bend over and take it in the arse from America just because it decided it wants all our data? How about other countries demanding their data when it is stored on our soil? How about showing some resistance and telling these institutions that they have to change the way they work or risk nationalisation [not that that necessarily would be a good thing].
Ever since the attacks in New York, the US has happily put its foot in the door of every agency on the face of the planet it could force itself onto. Why is that? What makes the US so special that they can do all that without someone equally as concerned about -our- national security telling them that it's just not on?
The supposed threat of terrorism is meaningless and forms a pitiful excuse to justify onerous requests of unimaginable amounts of data that weakens other countries' interests.
The couple of thousand people who regrettably died on that day in September are a cost of living in the global village. But their numbers pale next to the amount of people who die on the streets every year [89000 last year by official Chinese records] and the legions of people who succumb to the deadly effects of smoking cigarettes. If these problems were treated with the same gravitas as terrorism is we would all live in prison. It seems as if the terrorist attacks were a very convenient excuse for grabbing sensitive information and to try and regulate and control the lives of ordinary citizens who can do very well by themselves without government oppression, thank you very much.
Re your Register article titled "'Pull European data from the US'", here in Canada we're worried that the solution proposed by the EU (not having the data stored within the US) actually does not solve the problem. Also, from our understanding this goes far beyond just financial-related data.
In reviewing the US anti-terrorism legislation in regards to our FOIP (Freedom of Information and Protection of Privacy) Act in the province of Alberta, our understanding was that the US government could compel US companies to hand over ANY type of data they were managing, no matter who owned the data or where it was stored. This meant that outsourcing of any services to a US company (or any Canadian subsiduary of a US company) could result data stored in Canada being accessed by the US government if they so demanded it.
Even worse, beyond the Catch-22 situation, the US government could demand the company to not inform the owners of the data that the US government was accessing it, even across internation borders.
The US is our good neighbour, ally, and friend, but we are afraid, very very afraid.
And still with the US, and data protection, and being afraid, it emerged that the UK Treasury knew of US hunt hrough British bank data.
Has anyone mentioned this to the FSA? I'm assuming the appropriate 980,000 quid fine is on its merry way to the Treasury.
After all if an employee losing a laptop is worthy of sever punishment, what does allowing American ne'erdowells access to an entire bank's records merrit?
No doubt all those affected will be offered the usual free Identified as Terrorist (the ultimate identity theft?) protections, including a free copy of the US Terror Watchlist, a copy of the "what to do if the Americans think you're a terrorist" leaflet as well as free monitoring of their credit card and bank accounts for suspicious activity - no wait, they're already on top of that one.
Although, this reader has a slightly different view:
The only thing that comes from scrutiny of international financial transactions is arrest of criminals and a lot of B.S. whining from clueless people who think investigating criminal activity is the real crime. There is no law that guarantees anyone total privacy nor should there be.
To the clueless whiners I say: Kiss my ASS -- and be thankful the U.S. is making an effort to stop terrorism before additional tens of thousands of innocent people are killed by the scum of the earth, aka terrorists. The EU and other countries first obligation should be protection from terrorist not establishing roadblocks that assist terrorists. The privacy whining is complete B.S.
Which brings us nicely to Second Life and its funny money economics.
"Linden Dollars are not money, they are neither funds nor credit for funds. Linden Dollars represent a limited license right to use a feature of the simulated environment. Linden Lab does not offer any right of redemption for any sum of money, or any other guarantee of monetary value, for Linden Dollars." Second Life's "virtual economy" with "real money" has yet to be visited by the Feds. If it is, then Linden Lab will reserve the right to say that Second Life is only a game." Superb article on the fake "economy" model that's been so much applaused recently, and that ... doesn't exist. Thanks ! As you stated, how can a world (call it RL) base its business on rules (accounting, property, laws), while having a bi-directionnal bridge of its currency (Euro, USD) to another currency (Linden Dollar) which exist on a totally unlawed virtual world with unruled business ??? Can't work. Linden Dollars are virtual, and converting them back to USD is abuse. USD to Linden is just a right to play, while the reverse is meaningless. The funny thing is also you can't build laws in SL either, less enforce them, because of meta-gaming, which comes from the fact one player can have multiple avatars, sharing the brain ... So, at the end, since economy is based on rules and laws, and no such things are possible in a virtual world, no RL economy is possible in SL. - Herve
From recent Second Life story: "In other words, this economy has a population about the size of Ilkeston, Derbyshire" If Second Life was anything like the Ilkeston I remember travelling down to see moms family every 8th Sunday or so, it'd clear out in a hurry. - Paul Clark
I've been there to see what all the fuss was about. It's dismal experience. The graphics, to use popular vernaculum, suck balls, there is no immediately obvious interesting content and some people's sexual fantasies are... tiresome at best. In a few years' time, this kind of environment will become something people use to create a virtual reality in which content created by users or interaction models with the real world drive a new kind of economy. There is inherent value in being able to directly communicate with someone who may be at the other side of the planet. It will cut travel costs, save on greenhouse gases [yay for saving the world] and it has the potential of bringing people closer together. Better communication breeds better understanding breeds deeper respect. Having said that, all the 419'ers, the porn purveyors and illegal drug hawkers will spill into this world and try to adjust it to their needs. It's a given. Maybe if we do it right, we can create a new world, albeit virtual, and have it live up to an ideal. It would be a first but cynicism is a bad way to live a life. We have to keep trying. Whoever will win this standards race, it won't be Linden Lab's Second Life. It's a broken world the way it is now, without much in the way of decent content, with a lousy user experience and excruciating graphics, really -awful- graphics. Someone with taste, superior skill and an unrelenting drive to make the world they create the very best it can be will design an experience that is worthy of further exploration. If you want to offer users a second life, you absolutely have to make sure that it's better than their first one. Second Life is a scruffy backyard in the projects. I want the Hyatt Regency Grand Cayman hotel or the Burj Al Arab. Why would I want to live in an ugly world? There's enough ugliness already. - Jorge
Excellent story. Top notch journalism and a great read. - John Bendel
Now, this one is looooooong, but there's a pint for those who make it to the end. Ready? GO.
Hi Shaun, I read most Second Life articles with great interest, except those 'embedded whore' articles which appear to aim only to discourage people from visiting Second Life.
I myself signed up just over a year ago. I did 3D Art and Design at college and since, like many, I've barely used my skills in the real world. I've always been fascinated by three-dimensional worlds and signed up for a free account. Shortly after this, the urge to build and show off was too great. I signed up for another account, but this time a premium one and kept the other because it earned me a little extra stipend, which in truth is worth nothing, but now I trade on that name so I keep it around.
In that year I've not exactly made a lot of friends, partially because I actually like to keep to myself, but also because the constant drivel of a world full of idiots who can't spell or even string a remotely English sentence together makes my head want to explode. I'm sick of seeing LOL and ROFL as a reply to a perfectly reasonable English question or statement.
Yet I’m still humouring the population of Second Life. I have met some very intelligent people, and you know what? They’re not the ones sat around fountains or walking around with strap-on penises, they’re the ones that do the work trying to build Second Life into a reputable and interesting world. Even the people who make these strap-on penises and the scant clothing that the idiots wear are doing something constructive themselves; they’re making money from the masses and building an economy.
I myself run a small business. It makes me very little money but I take great satisfaction from the fact that someone out there thinks that my product is good enough for them to spend their money on. The people who then proceed to take hours of my life because they can’t read instructions however make me wonder why I charge around US$1 per item when my day job pockets me over sixteen times that an hour.
But the people who use Second Life just to meet new people aren’t destroying Second Life. They get it a bad name, but these are the people who buy my products and also recommend them to friends. These are the people who spend the money in Second Life generating the economy. I pay my monthly bill and transfer the rest out into my bank account; not exactly contributing to the economy eh?
So, what is the problem with Second Life? Who is it that is seeking to destroy the very fabric of the world that I hold so dear? Isn’t it obvious? The one and only Linden Labs. Yes, they use hardware that is so terribly optimised that we’re often limited to only forty users per region. Thankfully we have hundreds of regions to choose from, but when the load is too high we can’t move between regions. Items we buy or place in world disappear, maybe to reappear and maybe not. When we enter another region we often appear to continue walking/flying/driving forward out of control or fall through the floor. And have you looked at screen shots? The level of detail is pathetic. The tools we’re given to work with are so poor. The scripting language is complex and inefficient, and yet the whole world relies on it. And most infuriating for a builder like me is that we can only build based around very primitive shapes with maximum dimensions of 10x10x10m.
My PC has a GeForce 7900GS video card. Hardly ground breaking I know, yet with the resolution set to 1600x1200 and all detail levels set to maximum, I still run around with no slow down on my end. I’m losing packets however since Second Life can’t keep up with what I’m doing. My desktop PC is fine, yet the ridiculous architecture that the whole world relies on (hundreds of servers) cannot cope with a couple of users per region.
I imagine when Second Life was envisioned a network architect had a eureka moment. “Lets lay out the regions in grids. Each one can be a single server, or maybe a group of four in a square, yeah, and then we’ll hardwire that into the region next door, so the shortest route for data to take is from one region to the next, which is how people will walk around; brilliant! Then somewhere along the lines we’ll tag on a central server which has to balance every thing out and another one that holds a database of EVERYTHING, that would work brill!”
Yeah, that was probably brilliant when there were four servers running. Now however you’re left in a position where a large number of regions are sat dormant while they have no users in them, and others are bursting at the seams with a whopping forty users. Can the power be distributed? No, because this is no super-computing cluster with latest generation interconnects, no; this is a network of PCs, no different to the ones on your desks at work. Poor form Linden Labs, POOR FORM!
Not only that though, oh no, that’s the beginning of the problems. You see, Linden Labs decided last year that they were no longer going to tie accounts to credit cards or Pay Pal accounts. No, now we’re going to just allow anyone to log in and we have no way to verify who they are or where they’re from. That’s when the population started to spike. That’s also when we started to have serious problems. Now you do as you please as a free account. When you’re banned (or should I say suspended; people log into your account and steal your money and they get a couple of weeks suspended) you just create a new account. Really, it’s that easy to get away with anything? Yep.
Not only that, but those of us stupid enough to pay for our accounts don’t get any kind of preferential treatment with the exception of the land we’re allowed to buy (free accounts can still rent however, often cheaper than buying). We don’t get to jump the login queue or get more CPU cycles allocated to try to speed up the experience. We don’t get anything else at all. And what’s even weirder is that if we don’t pay our fees for a couple of months, our inventory is flushed to make room on the asset server (that huge database of everything). Yet if you have a free account, you can log back in months later still and there is your full and complete inventory. Absolutely bloody brilliant Linden Labs. I think you Americans call that a home run don’t you?
It’s about time that Linden Labs show loyalty to those of us who pay their wages and can actually be held responsible for our actions. It’s also about time they update the physics engine to a version of Havok that doesn’t start with 1. We need support for nicer visual effects, and shader model support would be nice too. I’d like to see convincing grass like other games can do. I want to see directional light sources and different mapping techniques. Ooh, lighting effects, that would be a revelation in graphics (what do you mean it was 15 years ago?).
I want to see a better looking Second Life. I also want to see some kind of council and police force. Have you seen all the rotating adverts in the sky? Particle effects filling space, or buildings that are just as ugly as you can imagine? People learn how to build a cube and they think they’re Frank Lloyd bloody Wright. No, I’m sorry, you have the design skills of a poodle, and look at the poodles bloody hair. If you can’t design or build anything that actually looks nice (to anyone but you) just don’t do it. And if you can’t, why isn’t someone coming around, deleting it and locking you up for crimes against all that is good and holy?
Ah, I feel better now.
Seriously though, if anyone is thinking of playing Second Life, I have a warning for you; it’s not a game, there’s no objective, you do as you please and pretty much get away with anything so you can’t play, you live. Do not create an account if you think otherwise, you’ll just be making Linden Labs look better because they got another sign up when in actual fact the only work they’ve done to get those sign ups is signing a contract with a PR company and removing any kind of verification during sign up.
And something short and sweet to finish on:
Second life = LOSERS - [another] Jorge
That's all folks. Enjoy a solution-free weekend. ®