According to the BBC's Predictions for 2007, Afghanistan is set to become the new Northern Ireland. If that's true, then the photo accompanying this piece of crystal ball gazing should alert the locals as to the need to lock up their grandmothers:

Shocking. The parents among you still not convinced - following the recent "Mingegate" outrage - that your kiddies are being exposed to mindless internet filth which will one day drag them down into degeneracy and despair, should note that it was the 12-year-old son a regular reader who noticed the above. We have, as ever, made our dossier available to the relevant authorities - in this case the MOD and The News of the World. ®

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