Original URL: https://www.theregister.com/2006/12/07/apology_britney/
'I shouldn't have left it to beaver' - Britney
Feels so magnified
Posted in Bootnotes, 7th December 2006 23:18 GMT
Britney Spears today issued an apology of sorts for plastering her panty-less crotch across the internet.
"It's been so long since I've been out on the town with the friends," said the mother of two on her web site. "Every move I make at this point has been magnified more than I expected, and I probably did take my new found freedom a little too far.
"Anyway, thank God for Victoria's Secrets' new underwear line!"
Judging by Spears' flesh parade, she knew just how much her partying would be magnified. Close up shots of Brit's fully-shaved she-taco have become commonplace on the internet.
Luckily, Spears managed to plug Victoria's Secret and get some free undies out of her brush with the wax.
Where oh where has the virginal, innocent girl in the Catholic school girl's outfit gone? ®