Original URL: http://www.theregister.co.uk/2006/11/03/boots_search_outrage/

Boots in Sarah Jessica Parker prophylactic shocker

Don't want babies? Try this perfume

By Lester Haines

Posted in Media, 3rd November 2006 10:02 GMT

The couples among you who feel you are not quite ready for the responsibility of children should pop down to Boots the chemist where they have a novel suggestion for how to avoid unwanted pregnancies:

Birth control, according to Boots

We can only assume that Sarah Jessica Parker's fragrance acts as a sort of priapic male repellent - you slap some on and your other half immediately loses wood and pushes off down the pub. This, of course, leaves you plenty of time to enjoy the solo delights of petting the beaver with copious amounts of Boots lube jelly. Lovely. ®

Bootnote

Thanks to Duncan Thomas for the tip-off.