Original URL: http://www.theregister.co.uk/2006/09/22/phone_bax_attack/

Phone box attacks man with broken bottle

Telecoms terror, Manchester style

By Lester Haines

Posted in Science, 22nd September 2006 13:56 GMT

Updated Forget the threat to humanity posed by Spaniard-swallowing cyberkiosks: it's evident the Lizard Army has deployed a far more dangerous version of the murderous telecoms cubicle, viz: the bottle-wielding Mancunian attack phone box:

Manchester phone box attack

Chilling stuff indeed. Fellow neoLuddite Resistance Army members in Manchester are advised to take the usual precautions against homicidal phone box attack: laser pulse plasma rifle and kevlar vest. You have been warned. ®

Update

The Lizard Army's BBC operatives moved quickly to cover their tracks on this one: the story now reads "The 19-year-old man was attacked near a phone box..."

Bootnote

Thanks to NRA scout Adam Barraclough for the intelligence.