It's a tricky one: you've developed some software for "showing and managing digital pictures and 3D Objects with a simple, intuitive, and complete interface", but now it's time to give it a snappy, eye-catching name guaranteed to attract all the right sort of attention.

Hmmm.... PhotoSqueeze? LiteMagic? ImageBox? No, wait, let's call it "P3dO Explorer" and then we can call the full-fat version "P3dO Pro". Brilliant!

Well, here are few suggestions for future SENO Software products: LolitaLite (for risk-free touching-up of images under 18KB); PedSpace (automatic teen chat emulation software); and GlitterBall (real-time Vietnamese-English translator). Carry on. ®

Bootnote

The usual ta very much to Ian Wood for alerting us to P3dO Explorer. We have made our dossier available to the authorities.

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