West African owlseller contacts El Reg
Laptop-hunting 419er suffers dictionary crisis
This just in: our Reg Hardware tentacle has earned its spurs by attracting the following 419 email regarding, well, read on:
I AM OKIKIOLA BY NAME, I AM A OWLSELLER IN THE WEST AFRICA, I WILL LIKE TO BE BUYING THIS PRODUCT IF YOU CAN BE SELLING FOR ME, I AM CAPABLE TO BE PAYING YOU IN BANK DRAFT, I WILL WANT TO HERE FROM U SOON.
Nice one. Okikiola, we have a suggestion: scrub the laptop and get yourself a dictionary instead. ®