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BOFH 2005: All you can eat
36 courses of meaty goodness
Posted in BOFH, 2nd August 2005 14:23 GMT
Where the hell have you been?
Episode 1 Uh... Holiday?
Hooking the IT vending piranha
Episode 2 Class A business practice
Driller Killer
Episode 3 X-rated data cabling shocker
When desk lamps attack
Episode 4 Defending admin rights
The BOFH guide to equal opportunities
Episode 5 Affirmitive action
Danger, Falling Computing Peripherals
Episode 6 It'll all end in tears
Goin' underground
Episode 7 It's quicker by Tube
Your Job number is...
Episode 8 ...273108B for Bravo
Critical Mass of Geeks
Episode 9 She's gonna blow!
BOFH and the hydrogen-based explosive device
Episode 10 More power to your laptop
Identity theft
Episode 11 Name, number, biometric
I declare this junket season...
Episode 12 ... open!
The Boss is dead - long live The Boss
Episode 13 The BOFH school of management
Let the games begin
Episode 14 Heads will roll
You can't outbastard the bastard
Episode 15 Career-limiting strategy
Lucky in computing...
Episode 16 ...unlucky in love. Sigh
Defence of the Realm
Episode 17 A public key encryption breakthrough
Blocking the chutney ferret
Episode 18 Advanced Bayesian filtering
BOFH and the chemistry lesson
Episode 19 Managerium is known for its denseness
BOFH: Resurrection
Episode 20 We've got a pulse!
Chuck it and leg it
Episode 21 Bastard disposal policy
A white van man called Algernon
Episode 22 Codeword: Echelon
The name's BOFH - James BOFH
Episode 23 OOF
Drunk gravity
Episode 24 E=mc2 + beer - work
Ye Bastarde Operatore frome Helle
Episode 25 A Tragedie in two Actes
Hell hath no fury...
Episode 26 ...like an administrator scorned
Putting a price on the Boss
Episode 27 70k a year? You must be joking
Bloody computer room tourists!
Episode 28 To your left, our air conditioning server...
What the hell's Dutch lobster?
Episode 29 And does it constitute an emergency
Hi Honey I'm home
Episode 30 The Bastard returns from his travels
The Bastard, in the Comms Room with the Cooling Pipe
Episode 31 J'accuse
Woah there, Crash Gordon
Episode 32 Percussive maintenance
The PFY goes AWOL
Episode 33 Wasn't he just in the tape safe?
Beware the lie-detecting mouse
Episode 34 Busted!
Can you call me a cab?
Episode 35 Of course, sir - you're a...
Dr Bastard's photo lab
Episode 36 Image is everything
Previously...
BOFH 2004: The whole shooting match
That fun-filled year in full
BOFH 2003: Year Book
Fun for all the family
BOFH 2002: A Reader's Digest
Travelling Companion
2001: A BOFH Odyssey
BOFH Yearbook
BOFH 2K: The kit and caboodle
That was the year that was... in full
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