There are some eagle-eyed Reg readers out there, make no mistake. None more so than Brent L. Damms, who recently spotted something strange on the Orange website.

If you're wondering why on earth you should choose Orange, perhaps it's because the mobile phone operator appears to be using a bloke dressed in a snappy numbered basketball vest as a mouth-watering selling point:

Yes, it's us who pasted in the picture of Gunners' supremo Patrick Viera who is apparently also flying the flag for Orange. But hold on a minute - aren't Arsenal sponsored by...? ®