Congratulations are due this morning to Reg editor Drew and wife Sian who have just welcomed a new arrival to their not insubstantial brood.

The infant boy in question finally put in an appearance at 6.35am this morning, weighing in at a healthy 71b 1oz. The mother is reported well.

No name (shurely 'Reg'? - Ed, or even Regedit) has yet been decided, and so the lad will be going under the provisional title of Six of Six.

Meanwhile, plans are afoot for the traditional Vulture Central wetting the baby's head ceremony - beer, and plenty of it. ®