Original URL: https://www.theregister.com/2001/02/07/welcome_to_security/

Welcome to Security

Our new section

By Tony Smith

Posted in On-Prem, 7th February 2001 12:16 GMT

Congratulations!

You've found a Register story that doesn't exist. By exposing this paradox, you have threatened the stability of the space-time continuum.

Happy now?