Regarding our all-singing, all-dancing Tariff 2001, David Wei reckons we've missed a few options:

I find your article covering most aspects, however, I think you can add a few additional levels of service.

Depeleted Uranium Service - UKP 20,000: Dispatch Reg staff to the competitor's HQ for spying purposes.

Weapons Grade Uranium Service UKP - 40,000: Just like the DU service level, except now that staff will blow up the competitor's HQ instead.

Weapons Grade Plutonium Service UKP - 100,000: Best yet, nuke the competitor's HQ as well as kidnapping their top execs and personnel at the same time...

Nice one. Any takers?

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