Original URL: https://www.theregister.com/2001/02/02/linus_torvalds_mould/
Linus Torvalds = Mould?
Utter despair at rhyming slang debacle
Posted in Bootnotes, 2nd February 2001 17:22 GMT
Forget Cockney and Popney, here comes Chipney
Well this one got your brains working - sort of. We asked for a bit of rhyming slang for Linus Torvalds, and this is what we got. Read it and weep:
Lee Carter:
Mould ('This bread is covered in Linus')
Colin Slade:
Dog's Gonads! ('I've got a Sony PS2 it's the Linus mate!')
Jeremy G:
Buying us all rounds? ('The sales director was so chuffed by his new win, he was doing a linus')
Fred Ugly:
Big balls... ('You told your boss what?? Man, you must have some Linus.')
Torvalds? Mould? I despair.